Official Tinder thread Part IV: RIP in Peace Sneaks, IRC edition

[Bunk247]

Finger blast. lol plz don't ever say that to a woman. lol

Good job, I guess. I think you're in your own head at this point. You're thinking too much about it.

To be fair, you can get away with anything if you've got an irish accent lol.

[MasterYomega]

Some more pics for you brahs



then later after number was obtained :

supremely jealous

gjdm

[1doctor]

broke my 3 week tinder duck tonight


tbh i haven't even really remembered tinder in a while, and my phone went off at 1am while I was playing football manager. i checked it, asked the girl why she was tindering late, she asked why i was up late, etc etc. eventually we talked about other stuff (sorry i havent slept yet and i'm not really thinking well) and she was like "how do i know you aren't a rapist" and i told her i totally WAS a rapist, and she gave me her address. 20 years old with her own apt, that's dope


neway i get there and she's legit way cuter than her tinder photos. like, she looks very very similar to emma watson. now, i didn't even know i wanted to bang emma watson (never really thought too much of her) but i totally do now. and, girl was 5'8, and we laughed about manlets and ****. i also spent legit a good 1 hour telling nothing but rape jokes and she was LAUGHING at it.


oh, best part? she legit lifts. like, woah. she's also on the university swim team, which is dope. i've never been with a girl who lifts before and by god, i'm not going back to non-lifters. she legit was more aesthetic than me and that's bretty cool. i had only my humor to go on for this one and i guess it worked out bretty well.


anyway, i haven't been tindering so much recently due to irl work/apathy/laziness/lack of motivation/football manager 14, but it's weird how 3 week dry spell really kinda zapped me of everything. like, i've had longer than 3 week dry spells before, but never since tinder; it's really strange how you can get addicted to stuff that quick. i think i'm on dat dere tiger woods sex addiction time



tl;dr tinder is ruining my life in the coolest way possible and i'm ok with it

[jekene]

broke my 3 week tinder duck tonight


tbh i haven't even really remembered tinder in a while, and my phone went off at 1am while I was playing football manager. i checked it, asked the girl why she was tindering late, she asked why i was up late, etc etc. eventually we talked about other stuff (sorry i havent slept yet and i'm not really thinking well) and she was like "how do i know you aren't a rapist" and i told her i totally WAS a rapist, and she gave me her address. 20 years old with her own apt, that's dope


neway i get there and she's legit way cuter than her tinder photos. like, she looks very very similar to emma watson. now, i didn't even know i wanted to bang emma watson (never really thought too much of her) but i totally do now. and, girl was 5'8, and we laughed about manlets and ****. i also spent legit a good 1 hour telling nothing but rape jokes and she was LAUGHING at it.


oh, best part? she legit lifts. like, woah. she's also on the university swim team, which is dope. i've never been with a girl who lifts before and by god, i'm not going back to non-lifters. she legit was more aesthetic than me and that's bretty cool. i had only my humor to go on for this one and i guess it worked out bretty well.


anyway, i haven't been tindering so much recently due to irl work/apathy/laziness/lack of motivation/football manager 14, but it's weird how 3 week dry spell really kinda zapped me of everything. like, i've had longer than 3 week dry spells before, but never since tinder; it's really strange how you can get addicted to stuff that quick. i think i'm on dat dere tiger woods sex addiction time



tl;dr tinder is ruining my life in the coolest way possible and i'm ok with it

I dont know about you guys but I think this deserves a slow clap. For the success and the speech

[cunfewzed]

The Doc, everyone.

You should charge $$ for motivational speeches before Tinder dates.

[1doctor]

yolo

[WhirlwindTobias]

Why is no-one asking doc for pics? Is he exempt from the rule?

[MIDNCTG]

bishes be gettin on my nerves. I stopped responding for a few days, then tonight I send "so hows my long lost lover" to 4 of em and they all respond as eager as ever. brb every single one wants to meet up this weekend.

Will give this a shot tomorrow or Saturday night. I just stopped responding to all except one who wants to meet up next week. Hopefully my tinderellas respond as eagerly

[cunfewzed]

Why is no-one asking doc for pics? Is he exempt from the rule?

I guess so, in a way. I'll take a well-written paragraph and story as well. I equate that with some potato, out of focus pic or one of the girl that was just ripped off of Tinder.

I don't ask you for pics either b/c they're bound to be tinted through your rose-colored-glasses-save-my-eyes app or whatever

[CoderDojo]

To be fair, you can get away with anything if you've got an irish accent lol.

Hahaha

anyway, i haven't been tindering so much recently due to irl work/apathy/laziness/lack of motivation/football manager 14, but it's weird how 3 week dry spell really kinda zapped me of everything. like, i've had longer than 3 week dry spells before, but never since tinder; it's really strange how you can get addicted to stuff that quick. i think i'm on dat dere tiger woods sex addiction time

lmao

[tranceNhouse]

tfw you've played football manager 4 years in a row and you get tired of FM 2014 the second day.

[Jw.]

okay, so today I used Tinder again and I matched a girl, then I checked her "last time active" and it says "12/03/2013"

How is that even possible if I used tinder for the first time on 12/17/2013?

edit: reps

[TheoneTim]

Lol in for story time tomorrow

Tomorrow: Will post a Picture of a grill who made me do a bunch of maths to get her number (srs)

Did I get the maths right?
Will that be her number?
Is she good looking?
Will there a spoon pic?

Find out next time on The one Tim; Tinder Chronicles Vol.1!


Night misc

Almost forgot about this, drunk miscing not even once.

Will deliver 4 u misc.
Dis bish was cold at first but I turned it around.









Even got a spoon pic for you *******s <3

[cunfewzed]

Almost forgot about this, drunk miscing not even once.

Will deliver 4 u misc.
Dis bish was cold at first but I turned it around.

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Even got a spoon pic for you *******s <3

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How does one hypothetically make this convo not so small?

EDIT: you fixed it.

[MIDNCTG]

Almost forgot about this, drunk miscing not even once.

Will deliver 4 u misc.
Dis bish was cold at first but I turned it around.

Even got a spoon pic for you *******s <3

gjdm for sticking with it. Also lol at math equations to get her number

[banjo7]

Dat feel when living in a sparsely populated area of Britain. Brb 5 matches a week

[cunfewzed]

Dat feel when living in a sparsely populated area of Britain. Brb 5 matches a week

Convert 20%

[CoderDojo]

Dat feel when living in a sparsely populated area of Britain. Brb 5 matches a week

Have you increased the radius? I'm fairly rural too but am never really short of girls to chose from.

[yowhattapfatso]

you need to


dont fuk this up *******, you can do it

[cunfewzed]

Can we take bets? My guess:

>Lame excuse
>Can't be troubled to drive
>Lame excuse
>Girl stops responding
>Lame excuse

[lulbrah]

you need to
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dont fuk this up *******, you can do it
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inb4 shuri refuses to drive to this bish's house because she lives 15.1 miles away


edit:fuark ^^^ wizard

[Bunk247]

inb4 shuri refuses to drive to this bish's house because she lives 15.1 miles away


edit:fuark ^^^ wizard

15 miles cut off, mans gotta have rules lol.

[cunfewzed]

15 miles cut off, mans gotta have rules lol.

Not when you claim your V card and portray desperation.

[banjo7]

Have you increased the radius? I'm fairly rural too but am never really short of girls to chose from.

Got it at 10 mile radius. Wouldn't travel further for it currently as without a car. Just got to try and work with the 5 a week

[CoderDojo]

In Shuri I trust. Do it for the misc brah.

[CoderDojo]

Got it at 10 mile radius. Wouldn't travel further for it currently as without a car. Just got to try and work with the 5 a week

Oh, you're kinda screwed so. I don't have girls under 15 miles, most of my matches are like 40 + miles away. Tinder sucks when not in or near a city

[jande82]

15 miles cut off, mans gotta have rules lol.

[lulbrah]

Got it at 10 mile radius. Wouldn't travel further for it currently as without a car. Just got to try and work with the 5 a week

look,some misc'er trekked all the way to this bish's apartment in nyc to harlem through the ghetto being the only white guy in the cart to plow a bish. the commute was 1+ hr in the snow i might add.... why not drive 40miles to plow some bish? especially when you are a virgin???

[banjo7]

Oh, you're kinda screwed so. I don't have girls under 15 miles, most of my matches are like 40 + miles away. Tinder sucks when not in or near a city

When back home in London in a few months. That will be the time. Soon.jpg

[CoderDojo]

look,some misc'er trekked all the way to this bish's apartment in nyc to harlem through the ghetto being the only white guy in the cart to plow a bish. the commute was 1+ hr in the snow i might add.... why not drive 40miles to plow some bish? especially when you are a virgin???

Driving 50 miles to meet a girl tonight, I can't afford this ****.