Official Tinder thread Part IV: RIP in Peace Sneaks, IRC edition

[cunfewzed]

Do you guys have a cheeky answer to when a girl asks "why should i give you my number"?

This app kills my battery and I'm worth it

[ocelo7]

Do you guys have a cheeky answer to when a girl asks "why should i give you my number"?

"So i can continue to seduce you over text"
works everytime

[TheMarshall]

So discouraging when you try a cheeky line and no response. Would rather them at least say I'm an ******* or something. Thought I had her lol.

Went on to ask if she had a Kardashian ass

[sv722]

This sloot hits me about a week later. What's a good response?





I also got matched with a tall 7.5/10 brunette. Any good openers that won't be spotted as copypastas?

[Chauboy]

What's a cheeky response to a girl who messages me first and says, "follow me on instagram at ____________" ?

[cunfewzed]

What's a cheeky response to a girl who messages me first and says, "follow me on instagram at ____________" ?

"Fk off"

[JMLeafs]

Made an alternate FB acct for use with tinder

Tinder automatically links to my real FB acct.

How can I get it to link to my new account?

[TheMarshall]

Made an alternate FB acct for use with tinder

Tinder automatically links to my real FB acct.

How can I get it to link to my new account?

Remove your real ******** from your phone. Log out, sync, etc. Log into new one.

[corpsedub]

What's a cheeky response to a girl who messages me first and says, "follow me on instagram at ____________" ?

right after you follow me to the bedroom.

[RichardC300]

This sloot hits me about a week later. What's a good response?





I also got matched with a tall 7.5/10 brunette. Any good openers that won't be spotted as copypastas?

police respawn! LOL! that's the first time I've seen that. reps, bro.

[Caroni]

Brahs was having convo with some bish....lead up to the big spoon gets boner what do question....she replied with "pretend I'm asleep haha "


What's a good reply?

[TurkeyMan1992]

Told a HBB a corny joke and she replied with "i love corny jokes but it wouldve been way funnier in person 6/10 for trying tho"

wut do

[SpeedCheeser]

Told a HBB a corny joke and she replied with "i love corny jokes but it wouldve been way funnier in person 6/10 for trying tho"

wut do

Are you fukking serious? "Then give me your number and let's arrange a time to get together".

[joshwah]

Mates I don't know what's wrong with me. I've got like 80+ matches. 10 or so numbers that I've actually spoken to. And I just cba to actually date anyone.

All I care about is studying, lifting and working....Maybe I need to be more cheeky so I can just fuk girls. I don't really want to get to know anyone if I'm honest...I'm not in this chit for a relationship :/

I also think I don't have my own place so it's a no-go to just invite them over.

[dpreid83]

Soooo I've got the girl I'm planning to gf up on here way over (lives an hour away)
And surprise surprise I have a tinderella I met up with before Christmas hit me up asking if she can come over to smash.

Dem bishes be like buses mane

[dpreid83]

Told a HBB a corny joke and she replied with "i love corny jokes but it wouldve been way funnier in person 6/10 for trying tho"

wut do

Not sure if bread roll?

[dpreid83]

Do you guys have a cheeky answer to when a girl asks "why should i give you my number"?

It'll help me out if you report the rape


Do it *******

[AntiGlobalist]

Here's a quick tip for ya'll. Anytime you're making plans with a girl and she says "I have to work, or I have this or that that day."

Always follow up with a "skip it, I'm more fun" line first. Of course most of the time they won't, but it just displays an extra bit of confidence and humor and deviates from the common response of you say "oh okay, no problem" or whatever. Then you can follow that up with a different time.

I just always try to avoid giving stereotypical answers or "expected" answers when I can.

Also - here's how you handle it when a girl flakes. I usually give them the benefit of the doubt but make it very clear that I won't tolerate her flaking again. We had drinks and it went really well, and she's going to come over later this week.

[Shakes14]

Matched with a girl that my mate at uni shagged. Feels weird man

[Lendogg]

Some chicks are so easy to get a num from. Straight didnt even try with a girl.

Just hit her with whats my tinder crush up to. Then when she replied asked for her num and got it. Currently cant screenshot broke lock button on povert iphone.

[yowhattapfatso]

Mates I don't know what's wrong with me. I've got like 80+ matches. 10 or so numbers that I've actually spoken to. And I just cba to actually date anyone.

All I care about is studying, lifting and working....Maybe I need to be more cheeky so I can just fuk girls. I don't really want to get to know anyone if I'm honest...I'm not in this chit for a relationship :/

I also think I don't have my own place so it's a no-go to just invite them over.

welcome to my world.
at this point i'm really only still talking to the gals that are putting in the effort (or as much as I am)

its been overwhelming. the longer i stay on, the more my smurfballs take over...i start to lower my standards..."ok well i GUESS she's do-able"

about to go the gardhainer/sackexchange route and delete everything

[lulbrah]

welcome to my world.
at this point i'm really only still talking to the gals that are putting in the effort (or as much as I am)

dem feels. don't you hate it when gals reply with short answers andor sometimes not at all? i feel like i should just next this bish as we kinda talked about meeting up on fri.

[MIDNCTG]

dem feels. don't you hate it when gals reply with short answers andor sometimes not at all? i feel like i should just next this bish as we kinda talked about meeting up on fri.

Hit this girl with "i've had a crush on you for hours" and have been getting short responses. I'll try the little spoon and if nothing then I'll abort which I don't wanna do cause she's pretty cute imo.

[joshwah]

Matched with a girl that my mate at uni shagged. Feels weird man

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Shag her

^^ 1mile away ....man that's prime.

[TheIronAsylum]

so how are all yal dealing with the fact that tinder is dead and no bitches are on it any more?

whats next? how do we get girls now?

[MIDNCTG]

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Shag her

^^ 1mile away ....man that's prime.

I go to a college of 40k students, nearly everyone is within 3 miles. Having trouble finding ones that are older than 20 though

[et3rnal]

just deleted this fukkn app today. deleted 90% of the numbers i got from it too. bishes be crazy, either 95% of them are just there for attention and are boring to talk to.... or their total sloots. no thanks jeff

[ocelo7]

Unfortunately girl isn't that attractive, but idk lol

[cunfewzed]

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Unfortunately girl isn't that attractive, but idk lol

I literally have a box of rocks more intelligent than this young lass.

EDIT: Proof

[CoderDojo]

Got bored a few days ago and spammed right on like 10 girls, got matched with half of them. All whales, all blocked.