---- Do This one thing for a year you WILL get Laid. ---- (even virgins)
Enter thread *******.
The answer is simple. Learn to salsa dance. Any guy who can partner dance that has applied maybe 30 hours of straight practice can not only get laid but get laid with attractive girls. I do it for a living and I see the ugliest guys with **** personalities get laid, I would never endorse that kind of a lifestyle because its overrated but for all you guys who desperately want to get laid this is a cheat. 100% serious.
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01-03-2014, 10:15 PM #1I <3 Police
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---- Do This one thing for a year you WILL get Laid. ---- (even virgins)
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01-03-2014, 10:15 PM #2I don't even lift
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Dancing is a precursor to sex, good dancer = good sexor. Of course brah
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01-03-2014, 10:16 PM #3way she goes crew
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01-03-2014, 10:17 PM #4RIP Takeoff
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how long have you been salsa dancing for?Originally Posted by Atlas_Army
what makes girls go for guys who do it?pls do not associate my personalities in misc and sports misc
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01-03-2014, 10:18 PM #5I <3 Police
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Been at it for 3 years.. youll only have to put in about 20 hours of consistent practice, which isnt much tbh. With that youll be on your way. Nothing better than taking a girl out to salsa dance on a first date. Get physical without waiting for signs, girl follows your lead.Originally Posted by wildchild11
- Assert dominance,
- show her a two step.
- Take her hand
- penetrate her angus
every girl likes to dance. Its attractive and artistic, but its also very inclusive meaning the girl gets to be part of the process. = HUGE TURNON.----
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01-03-2014, 10:20 PM #6Platinum Access Member
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Colombian style salsa dancer checking in......I can confirm
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01-03-2014, 10:22 PM #7Platinum Access Member
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when a salsa song ends and den dey play dat sensual bachata nom sayin.....das it mane, das itOriginally Posted by Atlas_Army
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01-03-2014, 10:22 PM #8Registered User
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Ive wanted to learn to dance (beyond the typical BS Ill do at a club), but have never gotten around to it.
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01-03-2014, 10:22 PM #9USAF
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I learned the basics of Salsa and every time I go out and theres a bar nearby I go there. Even just the basics works wonders.
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01-03-2014, 10:22 PM #10
i can confirm. I'm latino and can dance multiple styles and love going to spanish clubs.
however, i just moved to cali and don't want to be shanked by mexicans*rescued two dogs crew
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01-03-2014, 10:23 PM #11♦ ɴɣϲ ϲrew ♦
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Can confirm, I am cali styled salsa
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01-03-2014, 10:27 PM #12Platinum Access Member
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Bachata is easy as fuk meng. Bring her in close and go for the beso and das itOriginally Posted by Atlas_Army
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01-03-2014, 10:27 PM #13₹⌕ Tang Company Rep
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lols, interesting
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01-03-2014, 10:27 PM #14♦ ɴɣϲ ϲrew ♦
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How are the classes? Do people tend to go there for a few months and leave? Chances of hooking up with peers? Do I need a partner/friend to sign up?
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01-03-2014, 10:29 PM #15Registered User
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01-03-2014, 10:31 PM #16
brb every club has salsa music
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01-03-2014, 10:33 PM #17Registered User
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Originally Posted by PotatosGonPotat
brb we gotta try and salsa dance to pitbull cause that's the closest we would get
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01-03-2014, 10:35 PM #18I <3 Police
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Oh I know how, I just dont enjoy the music that much.Originally Posted by WeDoPullups
People tend to stay for a term, ask the girls if they want to go out dancing or if they do. Ask where, grab their digits so you can join em. To start you should just focus on improving your skills but I was the best guy in all my classes, banged two of my peers within a few weeks.Originally Posted by iBrooklyn
It still works. can do it to any music, instead of grinding with a girl give her a few fancy twirls you learned in salsa, spin her a round and shell be all over you. YOU CAN DO THIS TO ANY MUSIC.Originally Posted by gottk2x
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01-03-2014, 10:35 PM #19Platinum Access Member
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honestly i just love dancing...girls are just a plus
asi es que se baila en cali hueputa
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01-03-2014, 10:41 PM #20Registered User
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guys i not afriad 2 show my boobs cuz they r just boobs but i aint a slut yall so sorry i aint showing cuz i have respect for my self
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01-03-2014, 10:41 PM #21Diamond Account ☆
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Tango master race checking in
U know that bish was fuking soaked by the endSTL Cardinals
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01-03-2014, 10:44 PM #22Platinum Access Member
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Like i said my neegas...cali colombia style....not rican, not nuyorican.....CALI papa
you ever find yourself in the valle de cauca, las brisas club is a MUST*No bulge because micropenis crew*
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01-03-2014, 10:48 PM #23Registered User
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For what age group? I feel like its mainly older people there.
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01-03-2014, 10:48 PM #24
tfw when 2left feet
tfw nooooooooooooooooooooooo rhythm
tfw when black
tfw when cant go to clubs becuz all the above
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01-03-2014, 10:48 PM #25Registered User
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OP, I have a friend who took salsa lessons for a long time and he told me that the people you meet there literally only want to dance (no priorities). They become obsessed with dancing to the point where it consumes their lives. This true?
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01-03-2014, 10:50 PM #26Dr since 117BC.
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If I take up Salsa and hip hop will I become a club dancing God?
Tfw can't dance at clubs so you look like a spaz."Have faith in the Lord Fifth, gain eternal life! When the Lord Fifth appears, who dares to cause strife!"
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01-03-2014, 10:52 PM #27I <3 Police
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tfw when im also black like youOriginally Posted by copiusGains
tfw when 2left feet
tfw nooooooooooooooooooooooo rhythm
tfw when black
tfw when cant go to clubs becuz all the above
tfw I also had no rhythm
tfw when I took the first class and looked retarded
tfw I persisted and made gains
tfw a girl asked me out to dance
tfw when I penetrated her angus that night, and for three months straight
tfw when I have rhythm, women, errthang I dont give a fk.
TTHAT FEEL
THAT FEEEL .
sure if theyre *******s. For some people dance becomes their only release, its a lot of fun so people get addicted. All the more reason to learn how to dance, girls will be on your nuts if you give them that high.Originally Posted by SteezNuts
lol started when i was 21Originally Posted by ********BKer
wish I started sooner. See ugly young *******s who started early. Get all the girls despite being huge homers. DO IT *******, will impress your friends, especially the girls. Obviously thats not a great reason to learn something but its the reality.----
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01-03-2014, 10:53 PM #28Bro do you even?
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drink alcohol around women for a year. if that doesnt work youre ugly as fuk (srs) better hit up escorts.
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01-03-2014, 10:54 PM #29The **** You Gonna Do?
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i already know my hips dont lie; salsa would make me unstoppable
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01-03-2014, 11:00 PM #30way she goes crew
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a good dancer in general and your in like flynn
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