Random Comments. OV35 edition

[cowboybiker]

Every once in a while I come out of the gym and have no idea where I parked my truck.

[tobymax123]

Every once in a while I come out of the gym and have no idea where I parked my truck.

If by "every once in a while" you mean every day, I'm with you on this one.

[bustasinclair]

Every once in a while I come out of the gym and have no idea where I parked my truck.

Every once in a while I get out of my truck and have no idea where my gym is located.

[Marius_Ursus]

If you butter both sides of the bread, it hovers.

[Phattso]

Every once in a while I come out of the gym and have no idea where I parked my truck.

Squat day does that to me sometimes.

[steffo99]

Didn't realize Bill Gates was more athletic than all of us (except perhaps Cmoore)



Old clip but I didn't see it before.

[ArchAngel'73]

Didn't realize Bill Gates was more athletic than all of us (except perhaps Cmoore)

We'll see who's laughing when some sum bish puts a pit fill of punji sticks behind the chair one day.
Bill Gates won't be laughing so much then will he?

My buddy over in The 'Nam sure wasn't laughing when he fell into when of them pits.
3 tours in Na Trang valley starting in '67 and his tour ended in one of them stinkin' pits.

God bless Reg.

Damn Bill Gates to fukkin' hell.

[steffo99]

We'll see who's laughing when some sum bish puts a pit fill of punji sticks behind the chair one day.
Bill Gates won't be laughing so much then will he?

Damn Bill Gates to fukkin' hell.

You were behind this, weren't you?

[steffo99]

[pharmamarketer]

You were behind this, weren't you?

I couldn't stop watching that

[mcarthey]

I lost 120 lbs in two days once......


she moved out

Lol, reminds me of a joke I heard today.

My wife is totally commenting all the time how she is addicted to chocolate. "Honey, I love it. I can't stop eating it", etc etc. It's all over the house. It's so annoying. I finally got fed up with her complaining about her addiction so I told her to get in the car. I drove downtown and found a crack addict, stopped, pointed at the druggie and said, "Honey, now that ...

... is how skinny I wish you were."

[sandmussel]

Out of ideas for an interesting weekend meal? Here ... Spam 'n limas. Quick and easy!

[whatevergirl]

[sytun]

My 10 year old son asked me for the 100th time when I am going to buy him a PS4, I said "if you can guess how many times I've blown off in my lifetime I will get you one" so he said "er 100,000 maybe?" I said "WOW!!!!!!! I can't believe it you guessed it ri..............*Parp.......... oh damn, so close it was 100,001" I gave him another 2 guesses and he still got the answer wrong God Bless the Protein.

[cowboybiker]

Every time I'm at the dentist I expect to hear him say "Is it safe"?

[steffo99]

Chelsea Handler scares me.

[ChickenPauk]

I have never once eaten spam. is it any good?

[discdoggie]

Here in NJ we had very hazardous driving conditions this am. So I woke my son up before I left and told him to be very careful driving; there was a lot of black ice out there today.


Later when I got home he asked me why I would say such a terrible thing. I was confused. I asked him what the **** he was talking about. He said "your racist comment." I said, "WHAT racist comment?"

He thought I said, "Be careful. There's a lot of black guys out there today."

[Frnkd]

I have never once eaten spam. is it any good?

Hawaii is the spam capital of the world..... every June the SPAM festival is held in Waikiki

I will have it once in awhile.....go to a McDonalds here at you can have it as part of the Big Breakfast.

Since being more conscious of my food I have not had it as often.....I'll live.

http://www.spam.com/recipes/SPAM-Musubi

This is the way i like it too.

[broad.stance]

General FYI:

There is a sticky in the Workout Programs section where you can nominate members keeping journals for mod reps.

*** Mod Rep Nominations for Journals ***
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=159224441

I believe O35, Female, Nutrition, and Losing Fat journals are also eligible.

[discdoggie]

General FYI:

There is a sticky in the Workout Programs section where you can nominate members keeping journals for mod reps.

*** Mod Rep Nominations for Journals ***
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=159224441

I believe O35, Female, Nutrition, and Losing Fat journals are also eligible.

Where's the link to nominate we abolish the rep/neg system? Since it's retarded.

[broad.stance]

Where's the link to nominate we abolish the rep/neg system? Since it's retarded.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/forumdisplay.php?f=79


The system is what it is. Many a mod will tell you it isn't going anywhere.


Random: (edited)

It would take a year of studio negotiations to get all of these actors in a single movie, and a night show host did it in an afternoon.

[GuyJin]

Where's the link to nominate we abolish the rep/neg system? Since it's retarded.

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Follow the link iambustedforcomplain'abootsystem.com and you'll wind up in ban(ne)d camp. Be prepared to pepper said angus should that happen.

[Wyomann]

I just ate 8 crabcakes.

[cowboybiker]

[discdoggie]

I'm at the first annual asbury park love fest right now.


Anyone in the jersey shore area should come on down.


Minotaur?

[steffo99]

I'm at the first annual asbury park love fest right now.

Anyone in the jersey shore area should come on down.

Minotaur?

In, to see some Snookies. Oh wait, I am too far away

[hypnocrip]

I broke my oldest son's $125 head phones today when an 11yo girl slit my throat on Call of Duty and she responded with "gotcha bitch".

[sytun]

I found a large dead spider in my office at work and decided to prank this elderly lady that does our books, she has a box of coffee sachets on her desk, so I put the spider in there. Unknown to me she has a phobia ....... It did not go down well at all, I thought maybe I could deny it, like maybe it just crawled in there and died. It was a shame that I chose to cello tape one of its legs to a sachet, bit of a give away......

[Frnkd]

man, I needed that.......