Random Comments. OV35 edition

[latebloomingmom]

BH and Kel are bumping and grinding? Like... each other?

well now I cant say for sure but they sure are dancing with each other

[sy2502]

Have you noticed how BodyHard when he has a random thought in his mind, instead of posting it here, he has to start a new thread about it?

[Simpy]

Have you noticed how BodyHard when he has a random thought in his mind, instead of posting it here, he has to start a new thread about it?

You expect too much.

[Cass40]

Have you noticed how BodyHard when he has a random thought in his mind, instead of posting it here, he has to start a new thread about it?

Are you saying that he shouldn't make a new thread about how he prefers milk with oatmeal instead of water?

Or how he likes broccoli raw not cooked?

[frozensparky]

Sometimes in my truck when I'm alone and mad I start having an argument in my head and before I know it I yell something out like "go phuck yourself", then my dog looks at me like I'm completely insane

[cowboybiker]

Its amazing how fast your mood can change after you step on water with socks on.

[latebloomingmom]

Its amazing how fast your mood can change after you step on water with socks on.

hahahhaa my son laughs at me for this one..I have a wet boot tray thing..when you first come in door you are supposed to turn and take off wet boots first thing..

well sometimes he forgets and I get...slightly perturbed when I walk out in sock feet and step in a cold water

[Clinos]

Keltron and BH neck and neck for the most attention-whore threads.

Da Apocalypse is nigh.

They have so many posts on the first page that I feel like I'm trapped in a Muppet Show with Waldorf and Statler running live commentary on everything they do.

"Just pooped (pics)(srs), what do you think of my diet"
"Just wiped, O35 front to back or back to front?"
"Started my car, sitting here, where are you sitting right now?"

[Frnkd]

Okay, I've ignored this thread for whatever reason, no reason actually. So why am I finally posting?
I was scrolling down the forum and read this thread, even after seeing it a hundred times before, as "condom comments", rofl
I had a double take, and reread it correctly.
Dyslexia I suppose.

[GuyJin]

Dealing with severe bronchitis issues now. Sucks.
Wife still sick with the flu. Sucks even more.
Older son caught a bad cold, has important school tests this Thursday and Friday. He hates being suck. Triple sucky day.

On the bright side, my younger son still isn't sick (cross fingers) and I'm halfway through my latest novel.

[Karl_Hungus]

The conversation in this thread is super interesting and exciting! You snaps always come through!

Any of you snappies buy cat food recently? If so, can you post all of the details? Was it Friskies? Or Meow Mix? What aisle was it on in the store? We all want to know!

P.S. The weather here in some part of the country where none of you live or will ever visit was partly cloudy today. Oh, and I had chicken for dinner. Holy potato!

TTFN snappy-poos!

[GuyJin]

The conversation in this thread is super interesting and exciting! You snaps always come through!

Any of you snappies buy cat food recently? If so, can you post all of the details? Was it Friskies? Or Meow Mix? What aisle was it on in the store? We all want to know!

P.S. The weather here in some part of the country where none of you live or will ever visit was partly cloudy today. Oh, and I had chicken for dinner. Holy potato!

TTFN snappy-poos!

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Time for your meds, Karl...

[latebloomingmom]

The conversation in this thread is super interesting and exciting! You snaps always come through!

Any of you snappies buy cat food recently? If so, can you post all of the details? Was it Friskies? Or Meow Mix? What aisle was it on in the store? We all want to know!

P.S. The weather here in some part of the country where none of you live or will ever visit was partly cloudy today. Oh, and I had chicken for dinner. Holy potato!

TTFN snappy-poos!

was the milk sour in your cheerios? no cat, no cat food and the weather is ...friggin cold as usual


well Karl ..if we do not put our random thoughts in here
we could just pop up in all other threads

say what's on our minds ...

[mcbourque]

Dealing with severe bronchitis issues now. Sucks.
Wife still sick with the flu. Sucks even more.
Older son caught a bad cold, has important school tests this Thursday and Friday. He hates being suck. Triple sucky day.

On the bright side, my younger son still isn't sick (cross fingers) and I'm halfway through my latest novel.

Hope all is well soon in your family! At least you can write through crisis

[EjnarKolinkar]

I'm an advocate for leafblowers and/or jet vacs for dusting, ain't nobody got time for swiffers.

[Brackneyc]

Watching Cops, on Spike.

[Clinos]

The conversation in this thread is super interesting and exciting! You snaps always come through!

Any of you snappies buy cat food recently? If so, can you post all of the details? Was it Friskies? Or Meow Mix? What aisle was it on in the store? We all want to know!

Fancy feast Savory Chicken & Turkey .

The cat throughly enjoys this food and a bag of it lasts for quite some time as it is mixed with a tin of wet food. The first few ingredients are brewers rice, poultry by-product meal, corn gluten meal, and animal fat preserved with mixed-tocopherols. I'm not sure of the taste but the cat seems to enjoy the food and it doesn't carry on her breath since my cat's breath just smells like cat's breath. Because of this I'm not buying the advertising hook of Savory Chicken and Turkey, at all, in all fairness from the look of it it should be called overly dried food sprinkled with turkey parts bouillon or 'Ex wife is making a turkey for Thanksgiving'. Same result, one has more packaging and you can buy it in stores, the other you wait a year for and will only cost you a box of kleenex and a backup meal plan of TV dinners. Back to the topic, I'm not sure if this is false advertising or not if its an honest depiction of the product, but taste is clearly a false advertising factor since it is subjective and no one really knows what a cat tastes when it tastes something since cats don't talk and further they lack opposable thumbs so they can't write their complaints down, nor with their raspy tongues lick the seal on the letter of complaint they would send to the company. Despite all of this the cat comes running when she hears the container, so I'll give it 4 out of 5 meows.

I'm an advocate for leafblowers and/or jet vacs for dusting, ain't nobody got time for swiffers.

Too much noise and fumes. You need to start a family and get one of these, which is good for 5 years:



If you don't like kids, no problem. You get one of these:



Pick the dog up and rub it all over your upper body while wearing one of these:


Irish wool works best IMHO.

The dog will attract the dust to him from the static and just like that no dust in your house.

Do a PR on deadlifts and can't pick up the dog? No worries:


This is the kit model, comes with everything you need.

[JRT6]

No fumes here I have an electric leaf blower.

[Clinos]

No fumes here I have an electric leaf blower.

Ohio has an average power costs of 5.83 kWh. So your 1000 watt leafblower would cost you only $42.559 a year if you were to run it for 3 hours per day. But you're a guy and come one lets face it, you've technically got a power tool in your hand so lets move that 3 hours up to what all red blooded American males do when they are inside a house alone with power tools and no adult supervision around and ramp that 3 hours per day to a solid 10 hours per day as you retrofit the house with a pneumatic tube system all controlled with the leaf blower. Now you're opening doors, hitting light switches from across the room, shooing Jehovah's Witnesses off the porch, making the bed, and blow drying your hair with just the pull of a trigger. Your new electric bill is a whopping $212.795 per year. Lets multiply that by 4 since those motors wont last that long and you're looking at $851.18 for the year which is just around the same cost of food for the year for that little dog that will keep you socialized rather than developing a calloused trigger finger. Dog, no dust, WIN.

[JRT6]

Well I do live in an all electric home.

[Karl_Hungus]

Mornin' snaps.

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Time for your meds, Karl...

The scintillating conversation in this thread is all the medicine this cat needs.

Speaking of cats, I haven't heard any updates from any of you regarding the cat food? So did anybody buy any?

This morning, I got up and ate some breakfast. It was cornflakes.

[Brackneyc]

Mornin' snaps.




The scintillating conversation in this thread is all the medicine this cat needs.

Speaking of cats, I haven't heard any updates from any of you regarding the cat food? So did anybody buy any?

This morning, I got up and ate some breakfast. It was cornflakes.

My stupid cat jumped up on the end table and drank from the Betta bowl. Stupid really, since we have many bowls of clean water for him. That darn cat.

[Karl_Hungus]

My stupid cat jumped up on the end table and drank from the Betta bowl. Stupid really, since we have many bowls of clean water for him. That darn cat.

Why I smell a brand new hit television show in the air. We could call it "That Darned Cat!" and it could feature cats doing all of their crazy antics, like sleeping, eating, drinking, maybe batting some yarn. It would be a huge hit!

BTW snaps, I put on some socks this morning. They were black.

[EjnarKolinkar]

It was cornflakes.

I looked into making crumpets, FYI too much hassle.

[Brackneyc]

Why I smell a brand new hit television show in the air. We could call it "That Darned Cat!" and it could feature cats doing all of their crazy antics, like sleeping, eating, drinking, maybe batting some yarn. It would be a huge hit!

BTW snaps, I put on some socks this morning. They were black.

A tv show about a cat? Never happen. Black socks however, sounds like a show about nothing. I like where this is headed.

[steffo99]

Mornin' snaps.

The scintillating conversation in this thread is all the medicine this cat needs.

Speaking of cats, I haven't heard any updates from any of you regarding the cat food?

This conversation makes me happy as a clam at full tide. I recommend chicken flavor - mixes well with most whey products and makes it easy to hit those macros. Phosphorus levels are a bit high, but it contains virtually no lead, cadmium, or arsenic. Wish me luck tonight guys, I'm hosting a brony dance party two blocks over.

[cowboybiker]

I probably don't say this enough, but I love Karl.

[DuracellBunny]

Why I smell a brand new hit television show in the air. We could call it "That Darned Cat!" and it could feature cats doing all of their crazy antics, like sleeping, eating, drinking, maybe batting some yarn. It would be a huge hit!

BTW snaps, I put on some socks this morning. They were black.

They already made a movie

[Clinos]

This conversation makes me happy as a clam at full tide. I recommend chicken flavor - mixes well with most whey products and makes it easy to hit those macros.

Can confirm, I've eaten this brand name before.

[Karl_Hungus]

A tv show about a cat? Never happen. Black socks however, sounds like a show about nothing. I like where this is headed.

As sure as God made little green apples, there is nothing on this giant spinning mudball that is more interesting than socks.

This conversation makes me happy as a clam at full tide. I recommend chicken flavor - mixes well with most whey products and makes it easy to hit those macros. Phosphorus levels are a bit high, but it contains virtually no lead, cadmium, or arsenic. Wish me luck tonight guys, I'm hosting a brony dance party two blocks over.

Now this is what I am talking about. We just don't have enough conversations about the contents of catfood. I agree with you on the chicken flavor, but I find the beef flavor to be a bit more austere and less pretentious. Too many catfood snobs bragging about their chicken flavored Meow Mix. It pisses me off!

I probably don't say this enough, but I love Karl.

No bro, you DON'T say it enough. That is the problem.

They already made a movie

Those dirty rotten bastards stole my idea! I bet the movie is filled with wacky feline hijinks and tomfoolery -- and I'm sure you all know those ideas were stolen from the far reaches of my fertile imagination!