i need sum good ones.
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12-28-2013, 07:24 PM #1Registered User
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yo tmisc aware me on pick up lines
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12-28-2013, 07:28 PM #2Registered User
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"Hey Lil mama lemme whisper in your ear, I got something you might like to hear"Originally Posted by RainingBloood
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12-28-2013, 07:29 PM #3Registered Dealer 💦
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You look at the 1 girl you're tryna pull, and...
1.85 m (6'1")
80 kg (175 lbs)
"Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs."
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12-28-2013, 07:30 PM #4・
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If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
Are you afraid of heights?? Cause I need an angel to put on top of my christmas tree.(seasonal)
(srs)
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12-28-2013, 07:32 PM #5Platinum Account Member
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are u an archaeologist? cause ive got a bone for u to examine
Did you get your pants on sale? because at my place they'd be 100% off
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12-28-2013, 07:33 PM #6Registered User
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Is there a ruler in your mouth? I have something I need to measure.
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12-28-2013, 07:39 PM #7Registered User
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nice ones brahs. keep em cummin
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12-28-2013, 07:49 PM #8ENFP
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does this smell like chloroform? usually works for me.
Veggie brah
College brah
LoL Jungler.
CSGOSilver1Brah
Praise blackjesus
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12-28-2013, 07:49 PM #9Banned
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can definitely see myself in your pants.
(For the record, I'd never use a pickup line IRL. They're mostly cringeworthy.)
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12-28-2013, 07:50 PM #10Registered Alpha
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are your parents retarded? because your special...
Currently: Bulking [✔] Cutting []
Start: 130lb Goal: 220lb
*Aussie T-misc crew*
*no cheat meals crew*
*compounds only crew*
*6'2 master race crew*
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12-28-2013, 08:00 PM #11Registered User
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Hey I think you dropped something!
What?
Your standards, nice to meet you.5/3/1
old avi stays until calves become big enough to be called cows
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12-28-2013, 08:18 PM #12Registered User
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Hurry up and write your number down before I don't want it no more
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12-28-2013, 08:18 PM #13Achieving Goals
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U want sum fuk bish?
please bro not in the AM
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12-28-2013, 08:45 PM #14Registered User
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You're so beautiful I forgot my pickup line.
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12-28-2013, 08:50 PM #15Feast to be Beast
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are your legs tired?
because you've been running through my mind all day.Supreme Genes
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12-28-2013, 10:22 PM #16Registered User
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get on ur knees and smile like a doughnut
works 10/10 times
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12-28-2013, 10:38 PM #17Registered Alpha
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bend down, touch your toes
ill show you where the monster goesCurrently: Bulking [✔] Cutting []
Start: 130lb Goal: 220lb
*Aussie T-misc crew*
*no cheat meals crew*
*compounds only crew*
*6'2 master race crew*
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12-28-2013, 11:14 PM #18Registered User
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do you work at the post office cause I saw you checking out my package
do you feel this t-shirt, it's made out of boyfriend material
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12-28-2013, 11:41 PM #19Registered User
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Fck you manOriginally Posted by OsPerez1996
I used to second one 10 times this season
Worked 10/10 times
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12-28-2013, 11:49 PM #20i dutch oven ur bish
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fukkin will smith classicOriginally Posted by kevinyca
reppedlong arms, long legs, short torso, high calves...never gonna make it
bench -???
dl-425
squat-275
hanging inverted split jelqs - 27
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12-29-2013, 12:53 AM #21DTF
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Nice shoes.
Wanna phuck?
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12-29-2013, 12:56 AM #22Banned
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Look her dead in the eyes. Straight serious facial expression throughout.
You: "You know how I know you and I are having sex tonight?
Her: "Hahahaha *insert potential typical women bs* how?"
You: "Because I'm much bigger and stronger than you are."
Could definitely see this one being pulled off if you're good looking and desirable to her. Would be legendary.
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12-29-2013, 12:59 AM #23Registered User
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Inb4 pepperspray in the ****ing face and kick in the nuts.Originally Posted by Sustain
OP Go for it. Srs.
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12-29-2013, 01:02 AM #24Banned
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No big deal. Just battle scars.Originally Posted by clearitup
You win some, you lose some. You take risks for potential betterment, they might just play out in your favor. Direct and assertive. What is the worst that can happen?
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12-29-2013, 01:03 AM #25ENFP
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the worst is you get pepper sprayed and kicked in the nuts...?Originally Posted by Sustain
No big deal. Just battle scars.
You win some, you lose some. You take risks for potential betterment, they might just play out in your favor. Direct and assertive. What is the worst that can happen?Veggie brah
College brah
LoL Jungler.
CSGOSilver1Brah
Praise blackjesus
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12-29-2013, 01:04 AM #26Banned
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You one of them sissy boys or something?Originally Posted by madsmith
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12-29-2013, 01:05 AM #27DTF
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And then a police report for sexual harassment.Originally Posted by madsmith
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12-29-2013, 01:06 AM #28Banned
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Did you fall from heaven? Cuz your face is pretty fuarked up.
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12-29-2013, 01:06 AM #29Banned
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Like I specified... Good looking and desirable to her. You'll know if you are. Not overweight and unkempt cold approaching her. LmaoOriginally Posted by Davidthefat
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12-29-2013, 01:19 AM #30Registered User
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Worst scenario is if she take out a gun and blow your head off? Who the **** knows, try it X amount of times and see what happens. Keep us updated.Originally Posted by madsmith
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