DayZ SA bros

[LaurenceW]

I played the mod a bit considering this or "7 Days to Die" hmmm which one....

DayZ lol, vehicles and base building will be introduced soon enough

[AMERICAN_BEAST]

neat

[THHOR]

DayZ lol, vehicles and base building will be introduced soon enough

Soon enough = 1 year for Rocket.





Now I just need to find some fat redditor sloots to use as farm animals.

[DulceJello]

Soon enough = 1 year for Rocket.






Now I just need to find some fat redditor sloots to use as farm animals.

your character looks awesome. mine currently looks like a messy hodgepodge catastrophe.

[Coont]

Fcking love this game, tips for noobs ie me 12 hours ago would be to get on a low pop server, drink often out of ponds and pumps, use dayzdb.com map and get to the mil bases in the north west

After that it's pretty easy, though I've just spent the better part of an hour heading back south. They need to bring in vehicles ASAP

[jTink]

Fcking love this game, tips for noobs ie me 12 hours ago would be to get on a low pop server, drink often out of ponds and pumps, use dayzdb.com map and get to the mil bases in the north west

After that it's pretty easy, though I've just spent the better part of an hour heading back south. They need to bring in vehicles ASAP

lol I was heading towards the airfield last night while following a map on my 2nd monitor. I saw some random buildings and went to check them out. Left those and headed out in what I thought was the right direction. Ended up getting lost and now I'm in the middle of a field with nothing in sight except trees.

[Coont]

Been lucky and found a compass on every new spawn

Sun rises in the east, sets in the west brah

[Drewzer92]

lol I was heading towards the airfield last night while following a map on my 2nd monitor. I saw some random buildings and went to check them out. Left those and headed out in what I thought was the right direction. Ended up getting lost and now I'm in the middle of a field with nothing in sight except trees.

Feels, went north, took a wrong turn. Ended up in the Great Plains with nothing in sight but trees and fields. Never again.

[THHOR]

your character looks awesome. mine currently looks like a messy hodgepodge catastrophe.

Had to make another one since experimental servers were down.




Man, the one time I decided to be friendly it saved my fuking ass. Heard some guy approaching my building and I had an axe so normally I would've axed him a question but I decided to talk to him and drop my weapons. Turned out to be a friendly clan and not just a single person. They even gave me the aesthetic rifle to complete my Brokeback Mountain look.

Feels, went north, took a wrong turn. Ended up in the Great Plains with nothing in sight but trees and fields. Never again.

Lawd, you're probably North West. North of Green Mountain, thats where the biggest emptiest fields are.

[Coont]

How do I stop being stuffed? When I first spawned I drank a chitload of water and now I can't stop being stuffed, still get the green hydrated notification though

[butteredtoast]

lol I was heading towards the airfield last night while following a map on my 2nd monitor. I saw some random buildings and went to check them out. Left those and headed out in what I thought was the right direction. Ended up getting lost and now I'm in the middle of a field with nothing in sight except trees.

Getting yourself turned around is one of the most frustrating things ever.
Brb think I'm headed to Berezino, but end up in Elektro

[TrancE_AddicT]

Guys add me on steam "tc_nexus"

I am playing right now.

[THHOR]

Guys add me on steam "tc_nexus"

I am playing right now.

just join the http://steamcommunity.com/groups/douevenzombiebrah you wankers.

[ElBonemeister]

fuark where are you guys finding your guns?

The only time I have been able to find guns and ammo is in the NW air field, aka death valley

[Coont]

So I'm fully geared, give some fresh spawn wanker a can of pipsi only for him to whip out an axe and beat my skull in whilst im in my inventory

Raging srs, logged off in disgust lol mad as fuk that some ******* is running around with all my hard earned gear

[THHOR]

So I'm fully geared, give some fresh spawn wanker a can of pipsi only for him to whip out an axe and beat my skull in whilst im in my inventory

Raging srs, logged off in disgust lol mad as fuk that some ******* is running around with all my hard earned gear

Gotta be careful with inventory brah, keep the kunts in sight, and use it quickly.

No better feeling than killing someone that has your stuff or when they log in in your town seconds after a server restarts and steal your loot.
One time I was on rooftop of a those really tall buildings trying to kill myself in a place where noone will find my stuff (sick, no blood, was gonna run back to my body)
Anyways a group of 3 naked *******s decides to run through middle of the street. I put my suicide goals on hold, kill one, other goes into my building and of course the game decides that its the time for me to pass out. When unconcious I hear the little ******* talking on mic and getting closer to me, so I rage hard that he will get my staff, respawn and start sprinting like im Usain Bolt.
When I get there the little ******* is wearing all my stuff and is like, "hey buddy" in his ****gy voice
I raged even harder, punched him in the face, he goes good night sweet prince with one hit, i take axe from his body and whack him again. Felt so fakin good, didn't expect to get my shiit back.

[TrancE_AddicT]

just join the http://steamcommunity.com/groups/douevenzombiebrah you wankers.

Done noe one is paying atm though I sent a msg on the group chat.

[WanaBswole]

Gotta be careful with inventory brah, keep the kunts in sight, and use it quickly.

No better feeling than killing someone that has your stuff or when they log in in your town seconds after a server restarts and steal your loot.
One time I was on rooftop of a those really tall buildings trying to kill myself in a place where noone will find my stuff (sick, no blood, was gonna run back to my body)
Anyways a group of 3 naked *******s decides to run through middle of the street. I put my suicide goals on hold, kill one, other goes into my building and of course the game decides that its the time for me to pass out. When unconcious I hear the little ******* talking on mic and getting closer to me, so I rage hard that he will get my staff, respawn and start sprinting like im Usain Bolt.
When I get there the little ******* is wearing all my stuff and is like, "hey buddy" in his ****gy voice
I raged even harder, punched him in the face, he goes good night sweet prince with one hit, i take axe from his body and whack him again. Felt so fakin good, didn't expect to get my shiit back.

Thats an awesome story dude. DayZ provides for some of the best video game stories ever.

[ComeRewind]

You gota join a low pop, n fresh server n make a run to the airfield to get supplied up real quick

[MaximumCapacity]

why is my fps like ****

[AXnyc]

Sup anybody on right now... Add me Yukk

[AXnyc]

****ING RAGING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY SECOND DAY playing....take miscers advice and go to the military base. On the way there get geared up, got SKS with 20 rounds plenty of food and water, huge backpack.. I sumble upon this dude all black has like 3 rifles on his back and a pistal in his handsl..i got the drop on him while he was looting the box. So i tell him whats up dude im friendly dont' shoot because i could have shot you. HE goes "who is that" not seeing me for like 5 seconds, then turns around and just shoots me.. ****ing 4 hours of gameplay to waste......****ING RAGE QUIT. Im not trust anybody in this game, just gonna KOS everybody unless im playing with miscers...FUAAAAAAAAAAAAARRKKKKKK.

[NWDub]

****ING RAGING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY SECOND DAY playing....take miscers advice and go to the military base. On the way there get geared up, got SKS with 20 rounds plenty of food and water, huge backpack.. I sumble upon this dude all black has like 3 rifles on his back and a pistal in his handsl..i got the drop on him while he was looting the box. So i tell him whats up dude im friendly dont' shoot because i could have shot you. HE goes "who is that" not seeing me for like 5 seconds, then turns around and just shoots me.. ****ing 4 hours of gameplay to waste......****ING RAGE QUIT. Im not trust anybody in this game, just gonna KOS everybody unless im playing with miscers...FUAAAAAAAAAAAAARRKKKKKK.

Why didn't you just KOS? There's no incentive to try and be cool with people that are geared like that lol

[eXistenceLies]

****ING RAGING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY SECOND DAY playing....take miscers advice and go to the military base. On the way there get geared up, got SKS with 20 rounds plenty of food and water, huge backpack.. I sumble upon this dude all black has like 3 rifles on his back and a pistal in his handsl..i got the drop on him while he was looting the box. So i tell him whats up dude im friendly dont' shoot because i could have shot you. HE goes "who is that" not seeing me for like 5 seconds, then turns around and just shoots me.. ****ing 4 hours of gameplay to waste......****ING RAGE QUIT. Im not trust anybody in this game, just gonna KOS everybody unless im playing with miscers...FUAAAAAAAAAAAAARRKKKKKK.

Why didn't you just KOS? There's no incentive to try and be cool with people that are geared like that lol

If I see a dude with more than 2 guns. He's being shot. I don't trust people with guns lol.

[Drewzer92]

Me and a friend are on, if anyone wants to join us let me know.

[INMATEaco]

r8 or h8

[Coont]

After last nights rage quit, spawned on the east coast in a low pop server

Straight to Bepenho or however it's spelt, brb 1 hour I'm fully geared, weapon, cowboy hat and in full trust no one mode

Seen some poor kunt getting attacked by 2 zombies, he has no gear, kill him anyway... fuk this game lol

[Coont]

pretty lulzy

[THHOR]

****ING RAGING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY SECOND DAY playing....take miscers advice and go to the military base. On the way there get geared up, got SKS with 20 rounds plenty of food and water, huge backpack.. I sumble upon this dude all black has like 3 rifles on his back and a pistal in his handsl..i got the drop on him while he was looting the box. So i tell him whats up dude im friendly dont' shoot because i could have shot you. HE goes "who is that" not seeing me for like 5 seconds, then turns around and just shoots me.. ****ing 4 hours of gameplay to waste......****ING RAGE QUIT. Im not trust anybody in this game, just gonna KOS everybody unless im playing with miscers...FUAAAAAAAAAAAAARRKKKKKK.

There is an unwritten rule that military zones are a no friendly zones. Noone goes there to be friendly and let others take military gear, noone goes there to expect friendlies, so you gotta be quiet, sneaky and kill anyone you see.

In the mod you would just get randomly sniped there

[pinoykcin]

****ING RAGING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY SECOND DAY playing....take miscers advice and go to the military base. On the way there get geared up, got SKS with 20 rounds plenty of food and water, huge backpack.. I sumble upon this dude all black has like 3 rifles on his back and a pistal in his handsl..i got the drop on him while he was looting the box. So i tell him whats up dude im friendly dont' shoot because i could have shot you. HE goes "who is that" not seeing me for like 5 seconds, then turns around and just shoots me.. ****ing 4 hours of gameplay to waste......****ING RAGE QUIT. Im not trust anybody in this game, just gonna KOS everybody unless im playing with miscers...FUAAAAAAAAAAAAARRKKKKKK.

lolololol brahhh, you gotta learn to not trust people especially when at military bases! also, try not to build a relationship with your gear too! once you finally know the spawn places, youll be geared up so much faster in the future