Dude just shut the fuk up you literally sound so stupid srsOriginally Posted by LB63
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12-15-2013, 09:25 PM #181Registered User
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12-15-2013, 09:27 PM #182Banned
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lol at anyone saying anything above 10 seconds. Prime Mike Tyson just needs to make one move, and one punch, and you're out. It would probably take 3 seconds.
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12-15-2013, 09:28 PM #183Registered User
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After 1 punch would be pronounced dead at the scene.
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12-15-2013, 09:29 PM #184Don't be scared homie!
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Fuk that grappling ****, id just throw a kick or two to the head and watch as he wouldnt know what hit him. BAM baby, nikka just got crop cropped.
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12-15-2013, 09:32 PM #185Banned
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they are easy to beat when takedowns are 2 points and they get none for escapes. you obviously havent competed or else you would have witnessed blackbelts being beaten by wrestlers in this fashion on the reg. in other words you dont train/compete cuz this is common knowledgeOriginally Posted by LB63
the gracie challenge is irrelevant american wrestlers never took it. jiu jitsu guys have chit takedowns deal with it ******* havta resort to butt scooting like dogs its sad
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12-15-2013, 09:35 PM #186Zuk my e-penor
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I'd tell Tyson that I was trained by Igmann and LB63 and he would literally piss himself in fear of my superior BJJ skills. He would probably throw in the towel before the round even started.
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12-15-2013, 09:39 PM #187Registered User
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you realize NONE of Tyson's fights were won with one punch right?Originally Posted by LB63
you realize NONE of Tyson's fights were won with one punch right?
you realize NONE of Tyson's fights were won with one punch right?
you realize NONE of Tyson's fights were won with one punch right?
you realize NONE of Tyson's fights were won with one punch right?
you realize NONE of Tyson's fights were won with one punch right?
you realize NONE of Tyson's fights were won with one punch right?
you realize NONE of Tyson's fights were won with one punch right?
you realize NONE of Tyson's fights were won with one punch right?
you realize NONE of Tyson's fights were won with one punch right?
you realize NONE of Tyson's fights were won with one punch right?
you realize NONE of Tyson's fights were won with one punch right?
you realize NONE of Tyson's fights were won with one punch right?
you realize NONE of Tyson's fights were won with one punch right?
you realize NONE of Tyson's fights were won with one punch right?
you realize NONE of Tyson's fights were won with one punch right?
Do you not know what NONE means??? A 5 second good search is all it took.I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.
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12-15-2013, 09:41 PM #188Registered User
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how long does it take to throw one punch? because that long
cya in hell idiots
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12-15-2013, 09:43 PM #189Banned
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heres a one punch KO when he was like 17Originally Posted by ign_fan_4life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5iPesuAyUA
that guys an idiot. i remember my first two weeks when i got into mma too LB63
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12-15-2013, 09:43 PM #190F*ck Mike O'Hearn
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fuking MMA bros are at it again.Originally Posted by LB63
Whatever Tyson would throw at you first, it would land and send you in to a coma or kill you. Some of you morons really underestimate the power that is behind a single jab from a heavyweight boxer, let alone from someone like Tyson.
Go to a boxing gym, try sparring with the heavyweight guys they have there, and watch how you're going to get your head blown off within 5 secondsLast edited by ace_gauntlit; 12-15-2013 at 09:50 PM.
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12-15-2013, 09:44 PM #191Registered Gangster
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Came in thinking I would be able to last like 20+ seconds.
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12-15-2013, 09:44 PM #192Registered User
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I would be lucky to last more than 30 seconds. He was/is the most powerful and explosive boxer I seen in my lifetime.
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12-15-2013, 09:47 PM #193seriously... no homo
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i would literally beg for mercy. im no pussy but ive never been in a fight before and i wouldnt be able to hold my own against some scrub with a month of kickboxing under his belt, let alone prime iron fukking mike. the dude would be unstoppable. i would get on my knees and beg him to not hurt me, i would honestly do anything to avoid the inevitable ass whooping and brain damage and hospital bill, since i never reapplied for masshealth after i turned 18 so i have absolutely no health insurance whatsoever. i honestly wouldnt even object to blowing him if it came to it, just to avoid a fight. i've seen women suck black dicks in porn and it doesn't even look that bad. they tend to be the most aesthetic looking and it wouldn't be any different from sucking on a fudgesickle tbh.
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12-15-2013, 09:48 PM #194literally shaking rn
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I would immediately turn around and drop face first to the floor and start crying, hopefully this would distract him for a few seconds, and then via the power of raw fear I would spread my glutes and aim my torrent of terror-faeces directly at his face. That would give me at least another 5 seconds imho before he realises what's happened. Then of course he would crush my skull with one punch and send me to eternal sleep. But at least I'd have gone out with pride.
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12-15-2013, 09:50 PM #195Banned
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lmfao have my measliesOriginally Posted by 5htp
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12-15-2013, 09:50 PM #196
i'd last until he was dead
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12-15-2013, 09:51 PM #197Registered User
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Originally Posted by Igmann
Stay natty cuz
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12-15-2013, 09:52 PM #198Registered User
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however long it takes him to throw a punch
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12-15-2013, 09:56 PM #199Banned
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everyone in this thread would be dead in less than 30 seconds
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lmao bro you might last negative timeOriginally Posted by Jeremy544
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12-15-2013, 10:02 PM #201bulkin'
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One punch. Lights out, see you fukers on the otherside.
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12-15-2013, 10:02 PM #202Registered User
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In this thread you can tell, who has never sparred against a better boxer, who has never been punched, who has never thrown a punch, who has never blocked a punch and still felt it, who has been lied to by their mcdojo grappling instructor.
You will all last as long as it takes for a prime tyson to hit you.
Your only hope is a win via disqualification when tyson has bit your nose off.
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12-15-2013, 10:02 PM #203Registered User
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Lol at this delusional *******. It is actually scary that there are people in this world this stupid.Originally Posted by Igmann
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12-15-2013, 10:11 PM #204
in da ring mannnn... he might win, but in a street fight......in a street fight baby i will not hold bacK
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12-15-2013, 10:12 PM #205Registered User
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Hoping it's someone trolling.Originally Posted by LordFarquaad69
The idea of mma was to see what style is superior, it pretty much killed the idea and the mystique that some magical fancy kung fu moves could beat up 5 guys at once.
I guess bjj/grappling is now being sold as the same as getting a black belt 20-30 years ago somehow made you into an indestructible badass.
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12-15-2013, 10:14 PM #206Registered Potato
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like 5 seconds
either block punch to my face or stomach
dont block other one
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12-15-2013, 10:24 PM #207Registered User
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bro white belt would destroy mike tyson
I could probably take on 3 even 4 Mike Tysons with my jui jitsu skills.Stay natty cuz
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12-15-2013, 10:25 PM #208
i got a big hard head and take shots like a champ
15 secs maybe?Wrestler
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12-15-2013, 10:27 PM #209Thread Killer
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3 seconds tops, and that just how long I could potentially take the beating
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12-15-2013, 10:28 PM #210Registered User
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1 shot from Mike Tyson and you'd be out cold son.Originally Posted by EnriqueBrah
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