Depends if I was up for the fight or not. If I had a pre workout I'd probably tire him out and belly to belly suplex him so that he landed on his head and it exploded like a watermelon.
If I didn't feel like fighting I'd probably just hit the RKO and lay him out.
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12-15-2013, 06:12 PM #31Head's a fkn sponge
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12-15-2013, 06:12 PM #32Registered User
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You aren't going to just die instantlyOriginally Posted by dontHACKme
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12-15-2013, 06:13 PM #33IN
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Not even 5 seconds, no one on the whole misc could last more than 10 srs
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12-15-2013, 06:14 PM #34
Mike Tyson crying before a fight afraid he would lose but instead won in 8 seconds.
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12-15-2013, 06:14 PM #35Allergic to Abs
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12-15-2013, 06:15 PM #36Allergic to Abs
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mike mentioned this in his standup routine saying he was actually crying because he was scared he was going to seriously hurt the other fighterOriginally Posted by Penosaurus
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12-15-2013, 06:17 PM #37Registered User
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bare knuckle no rules? dunno id probs try tackle him to the ground then tap out the second i either fail or he gets on top (probably only a 5-10 second variation between the 2 though)
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12-15-2013, 06:17 PM #38Supple Leapord
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Until he landed the 1st punch... So like 5-10 seconds
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12-15-2013, 06:17 PM #39Banned
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12-15-2013, 06:19 PM #41Registered User
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with ko count, 15 seconds
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12-15-2013, 06:19 PM #42Registered User
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3 hits
Him hitting me
Me hitting the ground
Me hitting a feeding tube for the rest of my lifeI am about that life Jerrel
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12-15-2013, 06:21 PM #43Allied Allies Alliance
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about 3 seconds.
the time required for me to leap off the arena.
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12-15-2013, 06:22 PM #44Originally Posted by Shmigly
actually this one was the one that was over 8 seconds
fight preview at 55 seconds I wonder who won?
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12-15-2013, 06:22 PM #45
If you're a trained boxer you'd last at least one minute although you'll still lose
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12-15-2013, 06:22 PM #46
He'd punch a hole in my chest (srs)
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12-15-2013, 06:23 PM #47Registered User
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I would last at least 1 min.
55 seconds practicing spitting my teeth out.
5 seconds to spit them all out.
That's why they invented concealed weapons permit.
But you'd probably need a 4/10 slug in a Taurus judge with for his ass.
I got a rule don't fight anybody with face tats.The body can only take how many grams of protien?
I need a day to rest???
You can find all this in page 4 of your BroScience book.
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Not sure if srsOriginally Posted by 2slow2fast
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With a little boxing/fighting experience you'd know it's lights out after the first punch. Just one good punch by a random guy could already have you disoriented and if you don't recover quickly you're going to get f*cked up. Sparring with my buddie who's about 225 pounds already had me going down on my ass by a decent punch and that wasn't even full force..Originally Posted by dontHACKme
Prime mike tyson, without gloves. I think you should be happy you didn't break your jaw or die when you get get knocked out in 5 seconds. Doesn't even matter if you are a trained fighter. He makes great boxers look like chumps. You'd have to be a professional boxer for it to even make a difference in how long you'd last.
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12-15-2013, 06:25 PM #50Cloud Bustin
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In his prime, Tyson was the GOAT....the WORLD champion. IE; BEST IN THE F UCKING WORLD!!!
There is not a single person on this thread that would last more than 30 seconds. The only possible way would be to evade and run away...but Tyson was a professional boxer and would cut you off and smash your face.OEF IX, X, XI, XII vet
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1 punch
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12-15-2013, 06:27 PM #52Registered User
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I'm just gonna leave this here. None of us would last 10 seconds.
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Depends on the rules. If we allow grappling, I could beat a prime Mike Tyson in a fight if it went into a clinch and I got side control. Anyone who's had even up to a year of grappling/jujitsu training could beat the best boxers out there, so long as they can dodge the first few punches and get into a clinch. Boxers are very one dimensional and once you add the elements of wrestling/grappling/kicking to the fight, they are defenseless.
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12-15-2013, 06:28 PM #54Banned
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Lol at some of you saying whole minutes. Everyone in here would end up being fed through a tube in the ass for the rest of their lives.
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he wouldnt make it a round with me (srs) i just toally spaz out and theres no way he could stop me
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12-15-2013, 06:35 PM #57Were all going to make it
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Good luck with that *******Originally Posted by Igmann
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12-15-2013, 06:37 PM #59Registered User
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would knock his ass out IRL SRS
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Yep, how many professional boxers did he take out in the first couple of minutes?Originally Posted by dontHACKme
Better question: How long would you last vs current Mike Tyson?
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