You and Mike Tyson in his prime, bare knuckle fight

[Kiwi_Fella]

How long do you think you'd last? No running around/away, toe to toe, duking it out with him

[Hercul3s]

20 seconds max

(5 seconds of fleeing, 5 second flurry of punches, 2.5 seconds of falling to the ground, 7.5 seconds of merciless ground and pound)

[YourDoneNow]

maybe 20 seconds


then he'd be on the floor snoring

[GingerBrah]

Anyone who says over 30 seconds is full of sheit.


Prolly more like 10 seconds

[5DRAGONS]

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[IBench5Pounds]

as long as it takes for him to swing once

[stevie12345]

Depends if i'm in my prime or not

not srs it's not even an exaggeration that 90% of us would be killed by a singe punch, bare in mind he knocks out professional boxers with padded gloves lol

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[bambarby]

prolly a good 4-5 minutes, dodging his punches here and there, wait till he tires

[andee63]

No one could handle one of his body shots

[snowyowl]

I do some boxe, maybe 30-40 seconds.

[retretz]

60+ seconds. im short doe

[GingerBrah]

prolly a good 4-5 minutes, dodging his punches here and there, wait till he tires

Lol ok bro

[MrRedz]

first punch he throws im out

[DTJohnKimble]

My head after one clean shot :

[Mr Beer]

Given it takes 10 seconds to count out a KO, I'm going with...10.2 seconds?

Realistically your main concern would be trying to make sure he didn't hit you in the head because of the risk of death.

[coolbrah92]

lol at these responses, he would hit you once and all of you would collapse.

[Hercul3s]

prolly a good 4-5 minutes, dodging his punches here and there, wait till he tires

There's always one

[rugbyplayer12]

one hit

[Ibra63]

this man can take on mike tyson ..

[SwimToTheMoon]

If you tickle his nose he'll stop moving srs then go for the knockout

[Wh1teDyn0mite]

He would hit me before he throws a punch.

[GingerBrah]

Given it takes 10 seconds to count out a KO, I'm going with...10.2 seconds?

Lol good point. I forgot the KO count...


Now I might be up to 15 - 20 seconds? Niiiiiice

[Kiwi_Fella]

Who do we approach for setting something like this up? Guaranteed you will have Miscers willing to risk death/brain damage with a professional fighter on some sort of reality show.

[ThoughtRiot]

How long would it take him to hit me once?

[brah123]

His breath would knock me over

[tallybrah]

until he throws the first punch. no way im dodging it

[CoCoKnut]

lol? id fukin drop the pussy

[vanert]

id chop his fukin head off m8







jk I'd be down one swing lol

[BPSteve]

I'd probably just drop my arms and let him knock me out in a clean punch, since I'd know it would be inevitable and i'd rather have that than take a bunch of kidney shots trying to defend myself before I get knocked out anyway

[dontHACKme]

It sort of rustles my jimmies that anyone in this thread, even with a little bit of boxing experience, think they would last more then 10 to 20 seconds in front of a prime Tyson.