8.1x5.35 checking in. Quite literally the only situations in which it's beneficial is to be "big" is to show off, like in locker rooms when other dudes are secretly mirin', or when you wear tight pants and people can see your junk, no homer. But in terms of practicality and use it sucks.
BRB 8/10 girls you hook up with will refuse to blow you bc it's too big.
BRB the 2/10 girls who do blow you can barely get past the head before they're choking.
BRB no deepthroat ever.
BRB girls scared to let you fuk, think you might tear vagina.
BRB hitting girl's cervix, making her cry.
BRB no girl will EVER allow you to even consider anal.
BRB when smashing can't go ball's deep esp if the girl is too tight.
BRB girl's tiny hands can't fit around cock.
BRB BRB BRB
It's really not all it's cracked up to be and I'm being dead srs. Actually kind of annoyed.
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12-13-2013, 10:26 PM #1Banned
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In reality, having a big dick sucks (DEAD srs)
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12-13-2013, 10:28 PM #2Registered User
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inb4 proudmanlet
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12-13-2013, 10:28 PM #3Registered User
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inb4 proudmanlet
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12-13-2013, 10:29 PM #4Get Trolled Phaggot
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I know those feels OP. I am 8.2x36 (DEAD srs)
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12-13-2013, 10:29 PM #5Crusher of Mediocrity
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Sucks, OP.
Better look into dick reduction surgery.*1020lbs RAW*
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12-13-2013, 10:30 PM #6Glow Connoisseur
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Inb4 proudmanlet
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Witness the beginning. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=171335301&pagenumber=
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12-13-2013, 10:30 PM #7Registered User
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12-13-2013, 10:30 PM #8I used to weigh 300lbs.
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Can confirm, am cervix pls stop brah.
"The reason why we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind the scenes with everyone else's highlight reel."
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12-13-2013, 10:30 PM #9âš•
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wat
I always tell the truth, even when I lie
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12-13-2013, 10:30 PM #10Registered User
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lol
8x5.75 checking in
bishes fukking love it, no idea what you're talking about
only real problem is getting head. some girls can barely handle the head.Chef
*Wisconsin*
Packers - Bucks
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12-13-2013, 10:31 PM #11
i have 6" cock and let me tell you, it sucks
brb every miscer has 9" penor ITT*Faps before and after Fapaholics anonymous class crew
*Sniffs the angus hard during 69 crew
*Likes it a bit stanky crew
*Googled Shane Diesel more then once and was scured crew
*Fuked 30-40 bishes and dink doesnt even get fully hard anymore crew
*Took a swab of my cum after i fapped cuz GF complained it tasted like salt crew
*Locker room fluffer crew
*Loves musky ass smell when smashing bishes from behind Crew
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12-13-2013, 10:31 PM #12Registered User
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inb4 proudmanlet
inb4 hehe ty men
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12-13-2013, 10:32 PM #13CEO of the Unified Fund
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Forgot about dink hitting the front of the toilet when trying to take a crap. That's the worst.
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12-13-2013, 10:32 PM #14Banned
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lol if a chick can legitimately handle and loves a big dick it's awesome but 9 times out of 10 that girl is also a sloot and has had dat poosay parted wider than the red sea. Generally speaking the girls I go for have only had 2-3 past partners at most so.Originally Posted by Taveren
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12-13-2013, 10:32 PM #15NEEEEIGHHHHHH
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Psshht. Amateurs.
27x23.55 checking in
Killed the last one brah
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12-13-2013, 10:34 PM #16Registered User
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inb4 proudmanlet
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12-13-2013, 10:34 PM #17Registered User
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Just under 6.5 inches, does me alright. Fills up my girl, lets me hit the right places, big enough but not inconveniently so.
You get what you're given, no sense complaining either way.*Getting aesthetic is just a hobby crew*
*Still pretty shredded though crew*
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12-13-2013, 10:36 PM #18
On a stretching routine.
Gains here i come
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12-13-2013, 10:37 PM #19Registered User
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having a big dink sucks...
said no one ever.
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12-13-2013, 10:40 PM #20Banned
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In reality it really isn't great. You pretty often lose out on a lot of the best parts of sex sensitivity wise (ie: deepthroat, being able to go balls deep, etc) unless the girl you're fuking is used up as hell. The problem is that porn is now intertwined into our culture and everyone's perspective on penis size is all fuked up.Originally Posted by Jiwa
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12-13-2013, 10:40 PM #21ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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feelsgood having a 2inch tic tac penis
pm me ur pics and ill rep u haha jk no homo lol haha no but srsly pls pm me ur pics haha just glutes and maybe face haha no homo again lol just kidding kinda not rly lol pls send them
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12-13-2013, 10:41 PM #22
Inb4 proudmanlet
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12-13-2013, 10:43 PM #23Registered User
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I guess I kinda have to agree on the balls deep partOriginally Posted by ScuffedNikes
my X would always push me back and shove my hips if I went in like a beast
of course like a cheeky kunt id say Ok Ok, I wont. and as soon as she let go BALLS DEEP
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12-13-2013, 10:43 PM #24Registered User
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sounds like jelqing gains ftw
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12-13-2013, 10:45 PM #25Registered User
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I know this feel bro, 10 inches checking in. Maybe we could rub our dicks together some time?
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12-13-2013, 10:46 PM #262 fat cawks, together.Originally Posted by Bignate65
*Faps before and after Fapaholics anonymous class crew
*Sniffs the angus hard during 69 crew
*Likes it a bit stanky crew
*Googled Shane Diesel more then once and was scured crew
*Fuked 30-40 bishes and dink doesnt even get fully hard anymore crew
*Took a swab of my cum after i fapped cuz GF complained it tasted like salt crew
*Locker room fluffer crew
*Loves musky ass smell when smashing bishes from behind Crew
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12-13-2013, 10:48 PM #27Registered User
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brb vlad the impalerOriginally Posted by WontStopLifting
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12-13-2013, 10:49 PM #28Hanging by a thread
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wot, x36.. that's big as my computer chair seat?Originally Posted by iTrollUthenLol
Thread: **-=OFFICIAL=-** Strange posters thread (SRS)
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=168018593&p=1409977863#post1409977863
**Official MISC®© "dedicated car sales man"** spot him post him here (srs)
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=160043551
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12-13-2013, 10:49 PM #29Ausbrah in the USA
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Tic tac penis crew checking in
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12-13-2013, 10:50 PM #30Registered User
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This really shouldn't be a problem unless you are ONLY having one night stands. After having sex with the same girl a few times she should be kinda used to it as long as you get her warmed up. When a girl is wet and aroused the average girl can fit 7-9 inches so maybe you just need more foreplay or something.Originally Posted by ScuffedNikes
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