Scariest **** just happened (do not enter before bed) (srs)

[WontStopLifting]

Stepped out of the shower and was getting ready for a run, as I was watching Jeopardy all of a f'ucking sudden a Santa singing decoration that previously DID NOT work and DID NOT have working batteries started playing.

As I backed off into the bathroom the door on my right side started VIOLENTLY shaking as if it was stuck and someone was trying to break it down/get out. I ran to the bathroom and locked the door ****ing myself.

Note: Throughout this I was home alone at the time.





Cliffs:

- Decoration that did not previously work started singing

- Door started shaking violently as OP approached it

- OP sharted

*EDIT*

Pic of broken decoration (Song is creepy as fuark):



*EDIT 2*


When I was little in this apartment I used to hear screaming voices in my head at night. (srs)

It kept me up at one point and my mother was scared.





*EDIT 3*

Read post #50 for more details.

[Bleachway]

It's Jerry, OP.

[rampagemode911]

******* is one h*ll of a drug

[BACCuS91]

Lay off the LSD mate

[anonlifter]

thats enough jerry

[BrbGettingSwole]

What is your imagination

[JustJones]

Caspers just fuking with you m8

[MysteriousNomad]

[WontStopLifting]

I'm not even exaggerating the door started shaking.

and respect the (srs) tag

[stavyy]

inb4 OP locks himself in the bathroom all night till parents come home

[FitForSurvival]

Hmm a ghost?

[immune18]

Watchout ur ghosts bro

[WontStopLifting]

Bunch of cheek kunts.

Not a single srs response.

[MaximosJ]

Where are you now OP

[SureDave]

potential burglar in my house to steal xmas presents

better alert misc

edit: I apologize for not respecting srs tag

be a man and hit that sonuvabitch with a loofah

[Tastel]

looked over my shoulder after reading this lol

[LOLATIK]

Stepped out of the shower and was getting ready for a run

what kind of ******* are you? shower before your run....?

[WontStopLifting]

Where are you now OP

In my room. Mind you this happened in the living room.

[newfiebrah]

bro hold on ill call ghost busters

[BACCuS91]

I'm not even exaggerating the door started shaking.

and respect the (srs) tag

Lay off the LSD mate (srs)

[naich]

demonic spirits in my house for 500 please alex

[brah123]

Stepped out of the shower and was getting ready for a run, as I was watching Jeopardy all of a f'ucking sudden a Santa singing decoration that previously DID NOT work and DID NOT have working batteries started playing.

As I backed off into the bathroom the door on my right side started VIOLENTLY shaking as if it was stuck and someone was trying to break it down/get out. I ran to the bathroom and locked the door ****ing myself.

Note: Throughout this I was home alone at the time.





Cliffs:

- Decoration that did not perviously work started singing

- Door started shaking violently

- OP sharted

LMAO! Bring a rifle to bed m8 in case Santa's hired goon comes back haha.

[WontStopLifting]

what kind of ******* are you? shower before your run....?

Was going to take a shower then go to bed but decided to go for a run.

[BrahSafari]

OP I bet you love sucking dik. I can just tell from your face and lips you like a hard shaft in your jaw just working the back of your throat with hard thrusting preferably in the back of the dudes escalade. You just get into the rhythmic thrusting until your throat closes around the dudes cake and it's like fuking a virgin but it's really just your soft lips

[rampagemode911]

Go back downstairs. We need pics OP.

[WontStopLifting]

Bump?

[sus2k]

you have a phone. Record it and pic's biatch

[Wil318]

Pics of Santa Toy OP.

Its not a thread without pics.

[xMetalocalypse]

I woke up at 2:30 a few weeks ago and thought I saw a face in my ceiling.

[seanb1979]

if this was real youd be calling bill murray and dan ackroyd, not posting on the misc