Official USMC Thread XI : Stress cards & Paperwork Punishment

[TheDukeUSMC]

One time in a strip bar

"I was married to a Lance now I'm married to a Gunny"

trolllolol

[ZBlacktt]

One time in a strip bar

"I was married to a Lance now I'm married to a Gunny"

trolllolol

Sounds like she went for the upgrade, lol. As long as it wasn't the Lance's Gunny.

[workinithard]

One time in a strip bar

"I was married to a Lance now I'm married to a Gunny"

trolllolol

That is some **** right there haha.

[E_P_C]

If you got married on your first enlistment you failed at life


Dont get mad you know im right

[lbeezle]

If you got married on your first enlistment you failed at life


Dont get mad you know im right

But I'm doing pretty good right now. DOes that mean I'm ****ed forever?

[Sebt1890]

[DonMegaR]

Lol wat uconn?

[DonMegaR]

If you got married on your first enlistment you failed at life


Dont get mad you know im right

Crap, is there a Reservist waiver?

[burlyman619]

[workinithard]

LMFAO so true

6'2" master race checkin in.

[DonMegaR]

Winter soldier 9.98/10

But god, Scarlett Johanson is a horrid actress.

At least she has nice bewbs

[theACEofSPADES]

Winter soldier 9.98/10

But god, Scarlett Johanson is a horrid actress.

At least she has nice bewbs

I didn't think she was that bad.

Good movie but I hate all the corny jokes Marvel tries to put in their films

[Sebt1890]

I've been considering reenlisting (I know, crazy **** right?)

The wars are over and peace time Marine Corps blows the big dick so I was thinking about joining the Army and going to RASP to be a Ranger.
I haven't talked to a recruiter or anything, I've only talked to my friends who I deployed with etc.

Honestly I spent 80% of my high school years thinking I would be a career Marine etc etc. But that **** got way too political and the regs got stupid. I have a friend who went into the Army and told me it was much more "lax" which is why I was considering doing a lat move.

EDIT: I got discharged as an E-4 and all that other b.s.

There are quite a few guys I know who would've reenlisted if the war was still kicking in. I was talking to one of my old squadmates today and he told me he is waiting til the next war to break out before he signs up again.

As jacked up as this sounds I'm waiting for another war so I have a reason to reenlist again.

[theACEofSPADES]

I've been considering reenlisting (I know, crazy **** right?)

The wars are over and peace time Marine Corps blows the big dick so I was thinking about joining the Army and going to RASP to be a Ranger.
I haven't talked to a recruiter or anything, I've only talked to my friends who I deployed with etc.

Honestly I spent 80% of my high school years thinking I would be a career Marine etc etc. But that **** got way too political and the regs got stupid. I have a friend who went into the Army and told me it was much more "lax" which is why I was considering doing a lat move.

EDIT: I got discharged as an E-4 and all that other b.s.

There are quite a few guys I know who would've reenlisted if the war was still kicking in. I was talking to one of my old squadmates today and he told me he is waiting til the next war to break out before he signs up again.

As jacked up as this sounds I'm waiting for another war so I have a reason to reenlist again.

I was actually thinking about doing the same. But the Rangers have rules and regs like ours too, a little less strict though. You should try SF

[E_P_C]

The next war isn't gonna be the one you want to fight

[TheReverend]

Winter soldier 9.98/10

So true.

But god, Scarlett Johanson is a horrid actress.

So false.

At least she has nice bewbs

So true.

[E_P_C]

Mock meet today, 1100 total

[Sebt1890]

Winter soldier 9.98/10

But god, Scarlett Johanson is a horrid actress.

At least she has nice bewbs

She is not that bad of an actress. Megan Fox is worse.

She has dem luscious teddies

wouldnotpullout/10

[DonMegaR]

So false.

At least say you hate Sansa

[Sebt1890]

FYI for all you guys who were wondering about the contracting job. Academi is hiring.

[DonMegaR]

Lol @ uconn shtting the bed right now

Lol spoke too soon

[TheDukeUSMC]

FYI for all you guys who were wondering about the contracting job. Academi is hiring.

What are they hiring?

[blumpkin415]

What are they hiring?

Tactical Fluffers

[TheDukeUSMC]

Tactical Fluffers

Indrasting.

[blumpkin415]

Indrasting.

Indeed

[TheReverend]

At least say you hate Sansa

Everyone hates Sansa. But if you experienced her inner-monologue, you'd at least see she's growing.

Sansa and Catelyn both made some horrific mistakes and both paid dearly for them.

Sansa had a front row seat to her dad's beheading and was incessantly tortured by Joffrey and held captive by the Lannisters and... well... more to come.

...but ScarJo? From Woody Allen movies to Black Widow is some substantial range. Not to mention she's able to be fully emotionally expressive and makes the whole film premise realistic using only her voice in "her".

[DonMegaR]

Everyone hates Sansa. But if you experienced her inner-monologue, you'd at least see she's growing.

Sansa and Catelyn both made some horrific mistakes and both paid dearly for them.

Sansa had a front row seat to her dad's beheading and was incessantly tortured by Joffrey and held captive by the Lannisters and... well... more to come.

...but ScarJo? From Woody Allen movies to Black Widow is some substantial range. Not to mention she's able to be fully emotionally expressive and makes the whole film premise realistic using only her voice in "her".

Ben afleck was good in a few movies.


Don't mean he will make a good Batman lol.


I see where the sansa apologists are coming from, I just dont buy into it. Almost getting tired of Jamie Lannister thrown in my face also.

[HELIX35]

[TheReverend]

Ben afleck was good in a few movies.

Don't mean he will make a good Batman lol.

I see where the sansa apologists are coming from, I just dont buy into it. Almost getting tired of Jamie Lannister thrown in my face also.

You should be really starting to love Jaime Lannister?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying Scarlett's great, but she's definitely not bad.

...plus dem titties.

[Sebt1890]

You should be really starting to love Jaime Lannister?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying Scarlett's great, but she's definitely not bad.

...plus dem titties.