LMFAO. Can any of you top this beta moment of mine. Epic fail, lmfao. Kill me now.

[Cesarbruh]

For some reason when I played this scene out in my head, I imagined Shayz in a Lamborghini Aventador.

Don't worry brah, I've done some sh*t that's far more beta in the past even after being given the green light. Just make sure not to make them again.

[lukebaumy94]

- I was browsing ********, and came across a really attractive girl
- goes to my college
- never met her in real life
- fap to her ******** pics almost every day consistently for the past 2 months
- today I walk in late to lecture, a class of 400 people
- professor is lecturing as I try to find a seat
- end up finding a seat in the middle of the center row
- squeeze past like ten people to sit down
- notice that the girl is sitting in adjacent seat
- without even thinking say "hey whats up *insert name here*, how's it going?"
- girl turns around and says "do I even know you?" very loudly
- everyone in lecture hears her say that, turns around and stares at me
- professor stops what he's doing, stares at me
- my face turns red, anxiety attack ensues
- stand up, quickly leave class as everyone watches me in silence
- back in my dorm, haven't left it all day

You win the misc for the day.

[Discipline27]

you'll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you're in your 20's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love

fukk....such feels... this describes my reality

[taj51]

Page 3 and nobodys asked for pics???????


MISC you're slackin

[taj51]

PICS OP



was she Indian?

[TheHeavyG]

I can top that. Oh lawd please be easy misc.

-met girl at work, noticed signs
-ask for her number, arrange. Hangout
-was still Virgin at this point.
- we hang out for hours at her place. Seems to be going good.
- I'm too beta to make moves.
-SHE RANDOMLY TAKES OFF HER PANTS
-sitting there in a white thong "to be more comfortable"
-still do nothing about it
-go home fap furiously
-never got a second chance.


I hate myself for that one. Many poons slayed later, I would not let that happen again...

[Solomonlike]

That's how you do it brah, probably blew her mind that you didn't go for it, she's probably at home questioning what's wrong with her, and why you don't want her.

She will be at your feet begging for the D, just you watch!

I friend zone girl's all the time lol, Make's them want it more, (dead fking srs).

^^^^This, this, this, this! A man who knows his chit!!


As crazy as it might sounds OP, you stoked her fire for you even more! I've tried to understand this chit in the past but to no avail, it makes no sense. The more you act like you don't give a fuk/not interested, the stronger attraction you create.

I've had women fuking jumping on me tearing my clothes off.(srs) I would get their pants off and their underwear would be fuking SOAKED! Afterwards, they would tell me they wanted me so bad and just couldn't take waiting anymore. You're good brah! No worries. Hell, she said she wants to see you again.

[SUPER_MANLET]

no worries , still have a chance

[whopperJr]

BRB buying a DeLorean then having Doc Brown hook me up with a Flux Capacitor so I may travel back in time to September 28, 2011, exactly ONE week before Steve Jobs passed away. Then I will buy a first class, non-stop, one way ticket to Palo Alto, taking only my toothbrush and my iMac with retina display, so Steve Jobs HIMSELF can fix my computer BECAUSE THE FUKING PIC WILL NOT LOAD OP

[HomerJThompson]

-dj a party at my friends house with two other guys that live there
-standing on wall in the back looking like a pissed off serial killer, they're changing songs
-9/10 hbb brown hair/blue eyes perfect body comes over and starts grinding all over me, dance for like 20-25 mins, i'm a 3/10 on a good day
-tells my friend she wants to go home with me, awkwardly dance with her since i have no idea how to and never done it before
-grabs my hand and leads me to another spot, turns around and looks at me with her arm around my neck i kinda just put my hand awkwardly on her waist and don't do anything
-turns around dances again, turns back and says "wanna come with me to meet my friends?" "uh sure?" then grabs my hand and brings me to them
-small talk, they go to the keg i run back to my corner
-working door, she's in the kitchen staring at me too beta to do anything or look at her
-says bye when she leaves, too beta to say anything or look at her

100% srs, do i win op? if i posted pics of us both you'd literally be cringing harder than you would be going through the beta thread

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? The only thing remaining was her to say phuck me you dumbass. Wish you had made a move.

[CalebRM]

WAT, you were hammered and you werent smashing face with her? i am confused

[Dbowens]

Doesn't matter because you're ballin CEO status

[HomerJThompson]

I can top that. Oh lawd please be easy misc.

-met girl at work, noticed signs
-ask for her number, arrange. Hangout
-was still Virgin at this point.
- we hang out for hours at her place. Seems to be going good.
- I'm too beta to make moves.
-SHE RANDOMLY TAKES OFF HER PANTS
-sitting there in a white thong "to be more comfortable"
-still do nothing about it
-go home fap furiously
-never got a second chance.


I hate myself for that one. Many poons slayed later, I would not let that happen again...

How long was she sitting in that white thong? It must have been awkward for her, were you going to just sit there if she took of her thong too and start fingering herself?

[jb45466]

Tells me im the most interesting guy shes ever been out with


Apparently it didnt matter cause she texts me today and wants to go out more, but got damn Im a beta bitch.

Fukking lol at this. Did you tell her that youre on dat dere CEO 10k a day time?

[ShayZ]

PICS OP



was she Indian?

yes she was indian, i only date indian chicks.

I can top that. Oh lawd please be easy misc.

-met girl at work, noticed signs
-ask for her number, arrange. Hangout
-was still Virgin at this point.
- we hang out for hours at her place. Seems to be going good.
- I'm too beta to make moves.
-SHE RANDOMLY TAKES OFF HER PANTS
-sitting there in a white thong "to be more comfortable"
-still do nothing about it
-go home fap furiously
-never got a second chance.


I hate myself for that one. Many poons slayed later, I would not let that happen again...

fking repped. fking lol. omfg. LOL

^^^^This, this, this, this! A man who knows his chit!!


As crazy as it might sounds OP, you stoked her fire for you even more! I've tried to understand this chit in the past but to no avail, it makes no sense. The more you act like you don't give a fuk/not interested, the stronger attraction you create.

I've had women fuking jumping on me tearing my clothes off.(srs) I would get their pants off and their underwear would be fuking SOAKED! Afterwards, they would tell me they wanted me so bad and just couldn't take waiting anymore. You're good brah! No worries. Hell, she said she wants to see you again.

So should i ignore her for the next day or two? Just reply whenever she contacts me? Im not trying to play games, im an adult. But I still dont want to be a beta little bitch

[bobbystustu]

Dude, you're 27

[Triathletes]

-used to work with this girl that I was completely 15/10 attracted to, never been attracted to a girl so badly in my life. Well naturally I couldn't bring myself to talk to her for the entire 10months that I worked there. It became painfully obvious my awkwardness, even to my manager who would actually try to set us up by sending us to the lunch at the same time.
-Fast forward a year after i quit, i see her at university, shes a freshman and she smiles at me and looks down as we pass eachother. later that day im in the library on the computer working and she sits on the computer right next to me. I put my head down and start writing on a piece of paper my hand is VISIBLY shaking. I can see her out of the corner of my eyes, she keeps glancing at me, my face is getting hot. After 3 mins she gets up and leaves. See her a few more times on campus.
-Fast forward a few months later i join a gym with some friends and lo and behold, she goes to the same gym. I manage to thwart every single one of her approaches towards me by acting beta and awkward.
-Im walking out the gym after closing one day and shes at the front desk making small talk waiting for me walk out, i walk by her w/out looking at her and start jogging home. She drives behind me and honks her horn and i pretend to not hear it. She even went out of her way to drive past me while i was jogging home, last i saw of her.

Awaiting negs for ultimate betaness

[Xzorroth]

She is really into you bro that's all there is to it. She obviously wants some more physical interaction, but if that was all she was interested in, she probably wouldn't bother considering you didn't even kiss her and didn't make many moves.

I'd kiss her next time.

Here's a tip though for a shy guy, but remember it's always better to just make the move if you have the signs.
If you are on a date with her or you know for a fact she is attracted to you, go in her personal bubble. You can even do this seemingly absent-mindedly.

ex 1 having your ankle touching her under a table and not moving it.
ex 2 standing close to her (especially easy if she's looking at her phone. Works good because you can train her to not be on the phone on a date by being like "watcha lookin' at" and doubles as a tool for close contact.)
ex 3 picking something up that requires you to be close to her, or cause her to move a little because you bump her
ex 4 touching her lower back/hip when you open door for her, ect.

You want her to be the one to move out of your personal bubble, or if you are moving to do something naturally (aka look at your phone, adjust position to be comfortable, w/e)

Tips on how to smooth the escalating process. Hope it helps. GET THOSE LIPS FOR THE MISC BRAH... DEM FACE LIPS... then you gotta get her to your place or get to her place. GL op

[Metzelder]

she's falling for the classic "why doesn't he want me? now i want him".

Also, where the fck are the pics?

[binsky]

tell her u ****ed up and u shoulda went in for a tit suck

[LordMarcus6]

lmao, nice bro. Similar story in highschool, unfortunately my rejection pissed the girl off/crushed her a bit. Reading through this entire thread for other beta moment stories (That sounds like it should be a sticky...."Beta Moment Stories"..hmm) and will rep good ones on R/C.

[Michael Bao]

lmao shay you beta *******.

[Samuuu]

some 6.5 teachers **** his students that's what i call beta damn luck ,then they report it wtf

[ShayZ]

lmao, nice bro. Similar story in highschool, unfortunately my rejection pissed the girl off/crushed her a bit. Reading through this entire thread for other beta moment stories (That sounds like it should be a sticky...."Beta Moment Stories"..hmm) and will rep good ones on R/C.

yea ive repped a few of these cringey stories.

[Manne1]

two things i hate the most, a beta and a drunk driver ur a ******* srsly

[Ownejj]

oh dude....

cringed reading, we're all gonna make it though, claim hard to get and remain alpha

[montecarlo]

its okay op, im sure she respects you more now.











































































lol not srs probably called up another dick after you dropped her off




































































































nah nah she respects you.

[lightedshadows]

yea ive repped a few of these cringey stories.

op y u no read my story

[tapout17]

She takes off her seatbelt, faces towards me completely and says look me in the eye when you're talking to me (she doesnt say this rudely, moreso sensually)

lol I would have killed her after she said that.

[dumpeer]

lol I would have killed her after she said that.

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