Legit crying with my tears and though of my epic fail all day today
Cliffs:
took this girl out on our 2nd date.
Plan was go to dinner then a movie.
We end up going to dinner, then Im enjoying our convo, so I suggest skipping the movie and just going to a pub.
Shes down. Get to pub, want to sit at bar, bars full. FUK. End up at a table sitting across each other.
3.5 hrs at bar, she gets me drunk. Tells me im the most interesting guy shes ever been out with
We leave, its cold, I dont have a jacket, but she does. She makes fun of me and how cold I am, I shouldve said, well you need to warm me up or something, but too dumb
We get to my car, and Im dropping her at her car.
Since I initiated 0 touching except on her arm to hold it to tell her that her watch was nice, I didnt feel like I could just go for the kiss or makeout.
Im looking straight and talking, obviously nervous, not looking at her.
She takes off her seatbelt, faces towards me completely and says look me in the eye when you're talking to me (she doesnt say this rudely, moreso sensually)
Im too nervous, look her in the eye and then doze my glances off 30 degrees from her...
She is looking at my lips. Signs are there.
I Go for the bro hug. 1 arm around her back and say good night. FKING LOL.
Apparently it didnt matter cause she texts me today and wants to go out more, but got damn Im a beta bitch.
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12-08-2013, 07:33 PM #1I can confirm I am title
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LMFAO. Can any of you top this beta moment of mine. Epic fail, lmfao. Kill me now.
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12-08-2013, 07:35 PM #2Registered User
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been in that exact same situation, cept she didnt text me afterwards
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12-08-2013, 07:36 PM #3Registered User
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doesnt sound to bad bro, she wants to see you again, youre in! dont mess it up this time, more touching and dont be afraid to kiss her lol gonna make it bro
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12-08-2013, 07:36 PM #4I used to weigh 300lbs.
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That's how you do it brah, probably blew her mind that you didn't go for it, she's probably at home questioning what's wrong with her, and why you don't want her.
She will be at your feet begging for the D, just you watch!
I friend zone girl's all the time lol, Make's them want it more, (dead fking srs)."The reason why we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind the scenes with everyone else's highlight reel."
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12-08-2013, 07:39 PM #5Probably drunk
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honest answer - does she know you're rich?
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12-08-2013, 07:39 PM #6Registered User
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the beta is strong with this one.
i'm sorry brah. stage 1 is knowing your faults. I am confident you will be a slayer one day. I will toss my wizard sparkles on you for good luck.Weight Loss: Go carnivore or keto combined with 16/8 IF. It'll create easy calorie deficit. Meat is good and heals, stop being lied to.
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12-08-2013, 07:39 PM #7
thats not even bad, she'll only want it more
fukin this, took me a while to learn it but when a girl makes a move i sometimes say no just to make them want it moreOriginally Posted by Former300lber
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12-08-2013, 07:39 PM #8Registered User
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this. depends on the girl though. some might just think youre a clueless pu$$y but I think you lucked out this time bud.Originally Posted by Former300lber
you got it next time.*Our Body Fat Percentage is Too Damn High Crew.. Time to Cut*
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12-08-2013, 07:40 PM #9anonymousGuest
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brought me bak to my 15 yr old self at least, ty for mems
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12-08-2013, 07:40 PM #10Registered User
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cot dam bro why don't you just bring Astro-glide next time so she can peg you
man up.
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12-08-2013, 07:40 PM #11true, it depends how it's done. OP probably did come off beta but its not over yet since she complimented him and gave him the signs, and said hes the most interesting guy shes ever met lolOriginally Posted by HammerDance45
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12-08-2013, 07:41 PM #12Registered User
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maybe she found you as hard to get and wants it even more.
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12-08-2013, 07:41 PM #13Good Bro
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brag thread in disguise.
OP knows whats up.Joining Sherdog.com doesn't make you an MMA expert, reading Saucehead's threads don't make you a player and if describe yourself as an "alpha male", chances are, you're not one.
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12-08-2013, 07:41 PM #14Registered User
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Why didn't you kiss her though? You had nothing to lose
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12-08-2013, 07:41 PM #15Trust Me, I'm a Doctor
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brah she didn't even offer her jacket and she expects a kiss? I think you're in the clear man.
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12-08-2013, 07:42 PM #16Registered User
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How do you even date OP? Do you conceal the fact you are rich in order to try to find someone who isn't a gold digger?
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12-08-2013, 07:43 PM #17drink more water
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OP is a drunk driver
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12-08-2013, 07:43 PM #18Registered User
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Stronger beta moment in high school:
I had a oneitis, and someone placed a faked valentine card from her on my windshield with pictures of her, money, and her asking me to make a move on her.
I go full beta on her, buy red red roses, put on a suit, make reservations for dinner; and surprise her between classes. She didn't know what was going on at first, then she said that she didn't write me any letters and someone must have tricked me. The whole time people were laughing at me.
To this day, I don't know who wrote the faked letter, with the pics and the money. Even 9 years later, if I find out who did it I will have sweet revenge.
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12-08-2013, 07:43 PM #19Banned
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Next time just go for the kill. You're wasting her vaginal fluids made to lubricate that pussay for your dinger, opie.
Also:
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I found the problem.
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12-08-2013, 07:43 PM #20Registered User
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Ho lee **** its the legendary shayz. I thought you were a myth. But I had worst situations. You will have more chances
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12-08-2013, 07:44 PM #21IRL George Costanza
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atleast you got a date opie
thats more than most beta miscers can say (myself included)Lionized
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12-08-2013, 07:44 PM #22Registered User
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ask her to rape you
next time*i have bad newz op crew*
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12-08-2013, 07:45 PM #23Registered User
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I had a bad one too. Went on a date when I was 13. Walked to get ice cream. She paid for mine. Walk her back home and ask if she wants to have sex. She legit laughed but we still did it. I busted in like 5 seconds though. Got the fuk outta there afterwards. Had to see her at school for the rest of the year and she was in my homeroom. She tried talking to me everyday and I had to just ignore her because of my performance. I was too embarrased
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12-08-2013, 07:46 PM #24Registered User
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she could have noticed the nervousness since she was the one who initiated going out again. good job opie, you have been given......another chance!
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12-08-2013, 07:47 PM #25Registered User
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You drove while drunk?
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12-08-2013, 07:47 PM #26Huh?
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Nice pics. She looks hot
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12-08-2013, 07:47 PM #27Banned
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-in 7th grade middle school computer class
-thick 8/10 girl sat next to me all year
-always talked to me but i was too focused on the work to give her attention
-used to fap to her at home just imagining pounding dat ass in the bathroom
-toward the end of the year she starts typing some note on her computer
-i secretly am watching her and it says "i am completely in love with you kiss me right now"
-she tells me to look at her computer screen, theres about 20 minutes left in class
-i already know what it says so being the ultimate beta male i tell her im busy and can't look at her screen
-i go to the bathroom and don't come back until class is over
-i change my seat and never sit near her again fearing she will try and kiss me during class
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12-08-2013, 07:47 PM #28Registered User
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pathetic
you have only yourself to blame
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12-08-2013, 07:50 PM #29urban youth of peace
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12-08-2013, 07:50 PM #30Registered User
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-dj a party at my friends house with two other guys that live there
-standing on wall in the back looking like a pissed off serial killer, they're changing songs
-9/10 hbb brown hair/blue eyes perfect body comes over and starts grinding all over me, dance for like 20-25 mins, i'm a 3/10 on a good day
-tells my friend she wants to go home with me, awkwardly dance with her since i have no idea how to and never done it before
-grabs my hand and leads me to another spot, turns around and looks at me with her arm around my neck i kinda just put my hand awkwardly on her waist and don't do anything
-turns around dances again, turns back and says "wanna come with me to meet my friends?" "uh sure?" then grabs my hand and brings me to them
-small talk, they go to the keg i run back to my corner
-working door, she's in the kitchen staring at me too beta to do anything or look at her
-says bye when she leaves, too beta to say anything or look at her
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