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    50 shades of grey (a husbands perspective)

    Had to share this as it made me chuckle.

    The missus bought a paperback
    down shepton Mallet way
    I had a look inside her bag
    Twas 50 shades of grey
    well I just left her to it
    And at 10 went to bed
    an hour later she appeared
    This sight filled me with dread
    in her left she held a rope
    in her right a whip
    she threw them down upon the floor
    and then began to strip
    well fifty years or so ago
    I might have had a peek
    But Mabel hasn't weathered well
    she's eighty four next week
    watching mabel bump and grind
    could not have been much grimmer
    and things then went from bad to worse
    she toppled off her zimmer
    she struggled back upon her feet
    a couple of minutes later
    she put her teeth back in and said
    I am a dominator
    now if you know our mabel
    you'd see why I just spluttered
    I'd spent two months in traction
    for the last complaint I'd uttered
    She stood there nude and naked
    bent forward just a bit
    I went to hold her, sensual like
    and stood on her left tit
    mabel screamed, her teeth shot out
    my god what had I done
    she moaned and groaned and then shouted out
    step on the other one!
    Well readers, I can tell no more
    About what occurred that day
    Suffice to say my jet black hair
    Turned 50 shades of grey
    Those who danced in the rain were thought insane by those who couldn't hear the music.
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    didnt read, lol
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    prefers butthole to pussy CREW
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    couldn't score a 2/10 so became gay crew
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    Originally Posted by leaderoftheband View Post
    Hey this KINKY code of Adam and Eve really works, I used it and I got 50 % off and free DVD, I bought A&E's Scarlet Obey Me Blindfold just to give a new experience on my marriage's intimacy . I thought it's just a spam. Thanks Blousette
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