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Thread: US Army vs 1 Trillion Lions
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12-02-2013, 03:12 PM #1Registered User
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US Army vs 1 Trillion Lions
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12-02-2013, 03:13 PM #2
us army... they can just shoot them all or bomb them
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12-02-2013, 03:14 PM #3Registered User
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lyons
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12-02-2013, 03:15 PM #4aw fuk bye
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Lions cant do sht to a tank, a jet, or a ship......
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12-02-2013, 03:15 PM #5ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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12-02-2013, 03:15 PM #6Registered User
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do the lions have machine guns?
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12-02-2013, 03:15 PM #7Registered User
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1 trillion detroit lions
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12-02-2013, 03:16 PM #8Sig line can't be a novel
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are you aware of how big a number 1 trillion is?
you don't have enough bullets.
admittedly tanks will be unharmed but humans inside would die of thirst after they run out of ammo and gasI dont give a f*ck about a b*tch on the internet
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12-02-2013, 03:17 PM #9Registered User
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please aware yourself on how much a trillion actually is and then rethink your life
if you added up all the firepower ever used in the history of mankind, you wouldn't even be close to a trillion
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12-02-2013, 03:17 PM #10Lurking since 89
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lion zombies > US army
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12-02-2013, 03:17 PM #11Diamond Member Status
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1 trillion liions
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12-02-2013, 03:19 PM #12
1 trillion gorillas
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12-02-2013, 03:23 PM #13Hang Tough
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Title made me lol so hard OP! Poverty reps but reps nonetheless.
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12-02-2013, 03:25 PM #14Og of retards
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you could just go into boats, lions cant swim anyway cus hippos are usually in the water
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12-02-2013, 03:31 PM #15Registered User
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Air superiority son
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12-02-2013, 03:31 PM #16Registered User
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Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna I would swim out into the middle of the ocean and friggin eat you! And then, I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.Originally Posted by Canadas_elite
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12-02-2013, 03:32 PM #17
Does the army have 1 trillion bullets?
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12-02-2013, 03:32 PM #18Registered User
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who would win us army or a pit bull?
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12-02-2013, 03:39 PM #19Registered User
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1 trillion is too much to kill you *******, that means their would be like 150x more fuking lions than humans currently living
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12-02-2013, 03:40 PM #20Registered Sex Defender
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The jets need to land some time.
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12-02-2013, 03:41 PM #21Genital Warfare
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Originally Posted by Legacyx
Why on earth would the US ARMY need to shoot all the lions with bullets???Originally Posted by ninous26
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12-02-2013, 03:42 PM #22Registered User
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12-02-2013, 03:42 PM #23Registered User
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lol you wut m8?Originally Posted by ninous26
1 Tank alone can kill a thousand.If you're reading this I got some bad news.
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12-02-2013, 03:44 PM #24*Quality Poster*
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lions gunna win
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12-02-2013, 03:44 PM #25Registered User
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The us army can't beat 10 guys on a camel with ak47s
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12-02-2013, 03:44 PM #26I dont know what Im doing
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12-02-2013, 03:45 PM #27proudmanlets bodyguard
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people don't realize how big a number 1 trillion is.
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12-02-2013, 03:46 PM #28King of Nothing
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pit bulls lockjaw can seriously fk people up. not sure who would win bro.Originally Posted by Andrewxxx
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12-02-2013, 03:54 PM #29dath it mane
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but who was nuke
fkin lOL
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12-02-2013, 03:56 PM #30We Illuminati Now
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this has got to be the stupidest vs scenario in misc history
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