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    How do I get a blowjob from a stranger?

    Always wanted a hot stranger to blow me... Wat do?
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    pay them, not that fukn hard OP
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    Originally Posted by BradyBConner View Post
    easy



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    Easy brah. You have to buy a good recorder tho.

    Step 1: approach stranger
    Step 2: say "hey if you say 'what?' u have to give me a blowjob" quietly
    Step 3: stranger says "what?"
    Step 4: ?????
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    Inb4 rape charge
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    -At party
    -Girl I've never met before grabs me and starts making out with me
    -whispers in my ear "meet me in the bathroom, and I'll give you a blowjob"
    -gives me a blowjob.

    she was a 5/10, wasn't even worth it. so don't be mad opie.
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    Start whipping your dink out when using public transportation. Someone's bound to give you a blowie sooner or later, or at least give your dink a flick. You could also try bartering with homeless people (a couple of smokes or a BK Stacker for a beej).
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    Glory hole for you should work opie
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    Originally Posted by bmxunknownn View Post
    -At party
    -Girl I've never met before grabs me and starts making out with me
    -whispers in my ear "meet me in the bathroom, and I'll give you a blowjob"
    -gives me a blowjob.

    she was a 5/10, wasn't even worth it. so don't be mad opie.
    Pretty sure if a free blowjob for no work wasn't worth it to you...you're gay.
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