Seen this profile a year ago when I opened my account, just saw it again today. It has been changed and updated, so it wasn't a single troll account.
More pictures coming, with the captions.
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11-27-2013, 09:05 AM #1Viking in Training
- Join Date: Nov 2012
- Posts: 1,216
- Rep Power: 809
Craziest online dating profile I've come across (pics)
Blog: http://1nerd6cities1year.tumblr.com
Youtube channel for my blog: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCblfTb3u75PcINDYGJ0D1jA
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11-27-2013, 09:06 AM #2Registered User
- Join Date: Dec 2012
- Location: Croydon, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 31
- Posts: 16,069
- Rep Power: 61256
She sounds like a laugh.
1/4 Jamaican
1/4 Polish
1/4 Irish
1/4 Welsh
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11-27-2013, 09:07 AM #3Viking in Training
- Join Date: Nov 2012
- Posts: 1,216
- Rep Power: 809
THIS IS HOW I GET UP AND DOWN STAIRS.
just look into my eyes and you'll know i mean business when it comes to donuts.Blog: http://1nerd6cities1year.tumblr.com
Youtube channel for my blog: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCblfTb3u75PcINDYGJ0D1jA
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11-27-2013, 09:08 AM #4
she sounds like a miscer
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11-27-2013, 09:08 AM #5Viking in Training
- Join Date: Nov 2012
- Posts: 1,216
- Rep Power: 809
I DREAM OF GENIE
Just riding in the car on the way to kelsey grammer.
ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS. MINUS KELSEY.Blog: http://1nerd6cities1year.tumblr.com
Youtube channel for my blog: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCblfTb3u75PcINDYGJ0D1jA
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11-27-2013, 09:09 AM #6Viking in Training
- Join Date: Nov 2012
- Posts: 1,216
- Rep Power: 809
Kelsey Grammer and I at the beach.
Me and the boys at Bar Charlotte.Blog: http://1nerd6cities1year.tumblr.com
Youtube channel for my blog: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCblfTb3u75PcINDYGJ0D1jA
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11-27-2013, 09:11 AM #7Registered User
- Join Date: Aug 2012
- Location: Massachusetts, United States
- Posts: 11,861
- Rep Power: 21051
strong sloot..
but hnnng i would marryAsian Crew. Always Rep Back Crew. Positivity Crew.
/\^/\^ Misc Colorado Crew ^/\^/\
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11-27-2013, 09:12 AM #8Registered User
- Join Date: May 2013
- Age: 39
- Posts: 2,639
- Rep Power: 3039
strong
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11-27-2013, 09:12 AM #9One More Rep
- Join Date: Oct 2010
- Location: Perth, Western Australia, Australia
- Age: 31
- Posts: 1,914
- Rep Power: 1391
I only rep rich guys
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11-27-2013, 09:12 AM #10Absolutely Kickening
- Join Date: Aug 2011
- Posts: 10,727
- Rep Power: 13815
don't stick your dick in crazy
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11-27-2013, 09:12 AM #11Registered User
- Join Date: Mar 2006
- Location: Connecticut, United States
- Age: 41
- Posts: 3,477
- Rep Power: 13146
I'd "gram her" up the arse until she "Kel-not see" straight
Chicago Crew
Next time you're tempted to say you "can't," remember that what you're really saying is, "I don't want to."
http://instagram.com/elusivecow/
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11-27-2013, 09:13 AM #12Grill intimidator!
- Join Date: Apr 2006
- Posts: 44,887
- Rep Power: 95445
I'm telling you guys. Stay away from chicks with the scary mary crazy eyes. They will boil your rabbit or cut off your weiner.
*Stopped smoking crew* 2 years and 5 month bishes, and counting.*
*Founder of the, "I hate cold weather!" crew*
Your dreams should never be better than your life. - Karl Pilkington
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11-27-2013, 09:13 AM #13Registered User
- Join Date: Jun 2013
- Location: United States
- Posts: 1,465
- Rep Power: 779
Strong everything. Looks like she needs a little psycho dick to match her personality.
On Ralph level crew
Never gave a fuk crew
You ain't got da answers crew
Giving sloots the psycho dick crew
Love the smell of my sweet farts crew
Mirin proudmanlet's cawk stats crew
Squat: 435lbs
Deadlift: 400lbs
Bench: 335lbs
Lift heavy, take a good multi and you'll make it one day.
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11-27-2013, 09:13 AM #14┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \）
- Join Date: Jul 2007
- Location: United States
- Posts: 18,174
- Rep Power: 54385
Wow wtf haha
O|||||||O Official Jeep Brah Crew O|||||||O -creator-
USMC
★cVc★
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11-27-2013, 09:13 AM #15bannable
- Join Date: Sep 2013
- Posts: 6,624
- Rep Power: 19829
Everything in this picture is real.Originally Posted by Sharkanana
I DREAM OF GENIEBroke both legs and ankles crew.
Recover gains or die trying crew.
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11-27-2013, 09:13 AM #16Stoic lobster
- Join Date: May 2007
- Location: United States
- Posts: 3,361
- Rep Power: 2667
fuuarrrkk i love crazy
Perpetually battling the existential void of our finite existence.
RIP Zyzz, Prince of Aesthetics
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11-27-2013, 09:14 AM #17Banned
- Join Date: Feb 2012
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 22
- Posts: 3,612
- Rep Power: 0
hahaha sounds bipolar. wood bang
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11-27-2013, 09:14 AM #18Registered User
- Join Date: Mar 2012
- Location: Ontario, Canada
- Posts: 4,344
- Rep Power: 0
she's not hot enough to be that crazy
it's pretty clear she's not that serious about anything
that being said she'll still probably jump on your dick if you're aesthetic enoughThe only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns (no redneck)
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11-27-2013, 09:14 AM #19
Crazy as wood berry tho
*Not really a red just got mod negged crew*
*Conservative crew*
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11-27-2013, 09:15 AM #20Registered User
- Join Date: Aug 2009
- Location: Madison Heights, Michigan, United States
- Age: 42
- Posts: 6,816
- Rep Power: 1275
Favorite Movies:
Any movie with a rape scene.
OP, tell her you want to make a movie with her."An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." - Robert A. Heinlein
"The best revenge is revenge."
"Knowledge is power. Ignorance is slavery."
I solve IRS problems and offer free individual tax advice.
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11-27-2013, 09:15 AM #21Registered User
- Join Date: Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,297
- Rep Power: 294
Should i kill myself?Originally Posted by Staberella
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11-27-2013, 09:15 AM #22Registered User
- Join Date: May 2012
- Location: Utah, United States
- Posts: 13,460
- Rep Power: 22795
Did you really take pics of your monitor instead of screenshoting?
Also, would berry as long as she didnt know where I lived.
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11-27-2013, 09:15 AM #23Registered User
- Join Date: Mar 2010
- Age: 37
- Posts: 9,357
- Rep Power: 13808
She's the type of chick that just wants you to treat her like chit so she has an excuse to be a crazy sloot.
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11-27-2013, 09:16 AM #24Registered User
- Join Date: Feb 2006
- Location: United States
- Posts: 9,782
- Rep Power: 50365
She's trying to be edgy and cool to distance her self from all the other US Weekly reading brain dead zombies her age, but it's a big giant fail.
She needs a fedora.
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11-27-2013, 09:17 AM #25Registered User
- Join Date: Oct 2011
- Posts: 491
- Rep Power: 268
We have met before.....after we had sex..i found out she is a stage 7 clinger
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11-27-2013, 09:18 AM #26Registered User
- Join Date: Jul 2013
- Posts: 2,084
- Rep Power: 6511
Send this:
"You seem like a crazy bish, thats funny because i am crazy too...
about you."
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11-27-2013, 09:18 AM #27Team Kelei
- Join Date: Mar 2006
- Posts: 2,037
- Rep Power: 17304
Well, she's either awesome and would be a ton of fun to date, or legit batchit crazy. Would probably go on a date to see.
Kansas City Crew
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11-27-2013, 09:18 AM #28Banned
- Join Date: Nov 2013
- Location: California, United States
- Posts: 546
- Rep Power: 0
would bang and never call her again just to see her go crazy.
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11-27-2013, 09:19 AM #29I am the traumatic event.
- Join Date: Jan 2007
- Posts: 14,250
- Rep Power: 418831
Gamecocks/Broncos/Braves
Wherever you go, there you are.
Squatchin' ain't easy.
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11-27-2013, 09:20 AM #30Banned
- Join Date: Jun 2010
- Age: 41
- Posts: 190
- Rep Power: 0
No teddies no care.
Also, this has to be a troll profile.
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