Anyway, to lighten the mood....I would like to offer a look inside in to the interesting world of the occult. I have evoked demons, angels, and planetary spirits for about 10 years now. I've learned a lot of things and would be willing to share. Hit me up with some good questions.
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11-25-2013, 03:05 PM #1Registered User
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Ask a ceremonial magician anything (srs)
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11-25-2013, 03:07 PM #2Registered User
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oh great ceremonial magician shadowevo, I have but one question that has haunted me since the beginning of my days.....
can you....
do the unibrow dance?
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11-25-2013, 03:08 PM #3PhD in Broscience
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What type of magician are you?
That's karate
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11-25-2013, 03:09 PM #4Registered User
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on a scale of 1 to billy ray cyrus, how disappointed are your parents at your life decisions?
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11-25-2013, 03:09 PM #5Genital Warfare
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Originally Posted by shadowevo
Feathered Nether Regions
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11-25-2013, 03:10 PM #6Registered User
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Don't have a unibrown, can't dance....and I am a ceremonial magician.
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11-25-2013, 03:10 PM #7Registered User
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Why is OP always a *******?
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11-25-2013, 03:11 PM #8Registered User
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They are pretty proud...so I would actually get an 8.Originally Posted by GashSmasher
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11-25-2013, 03:11 PM #9Registered User
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Originally Posted by shadowevo
no unibrown dance, no care.
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11-25-2013, 03:12 PM #10Registered User
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*******ry? None here...Originally Posted by Kavliari
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11-25-2013, 03:12 PM #11is actually 17
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Have you ever gotten nasty with some cotton candy, lube, pumpkin pie, and a little sexy witch?
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11-25-2013, 03:12 PM #12Registered User
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You cannot escape the *******ry, you are OP.Originally Posted by shadowevo
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11-25-2013, 03:13 PM #13Registered User
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yes, no *******ry here, only wizardry.Originally Posted by shadowevo
also no unibrown dancing, which is really unfortunate. I thought that was a staple of all ceremonial magicians.
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11-25-2013, 03:13 PM #14Registered User
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No.Originally Posted by Ihavethemilk
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11-25-2013, 03:14 PM #15Registered User
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Originally Posted by yushhh
That is because you are ignorant about real ceremonial magicians. I am a woman, btw.
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11-25-2013, 03:18 PM #16is actually 17
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Are you like the KKK's Grand Wizard?Originally Posted by shadowevo
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11-25-2013, 03:21 PM #17Registered User
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No. I don't wear any robes either.Originally Posted by Ihavethemilk
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11-25-2013, 03:23 PM #18Registered User
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Originally Posted by shadowevo
no robes and no unibrown dances, next thing you'll tell me is that you don't even have a magic wand...
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11-25-2013, 03:24 PM #19Registered User
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I don't have a wand. Don't need one. I get results without many tools.Originally Posted by yushhh
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11-25-2013, 03:28 PM #20Registered User
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Originally Posted by shadowevo
you're joking right?
all of your magic is derived from your wand! with your wand you are powerless!
wait, never mind, you probably have a magical staff. my bad, didn't think of that
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11-25-2013, 03:31 PM #21Registered User
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Not joking. I'm the magician here. I'm supposed to tell you how it works. Only newbies need wands as a point of focus. The power is actually within you by divine birthright.Originally Posted by yushhh
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11-25-2013, 03:34 PM #22Registered User
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illusions, michael! a trick is something a whore does
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11-25-2013, 03:35 PM #23Registered User
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Originally Posted by shadowevo
Oh great cermemonial magician Shadowevo, i meant no offence, for I know that your power exceeds all possible expectations. Please, oh great ceremonial magician Shadowevo, please pass the message on to someone that I have yet to receive my letter to hogwartz :/
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11-25-2013, 03:35 PM #24Right Babe?
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11-25-2013, 03:36 PM #25Respeck it
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ever done stigmata by wayne houchin? so simple but it rapes peoples minds
ex magician checking in. dont know why i lost interest but i had some epic **** to bring to the communityI'm Negan
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11-25-2013, 03:38 PM #26Registered User
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I bet you own twelve cats and one litter box, basically bat chit crazy.
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11-25-2013, 03:40 PM #27Registered User
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Can magic get you sex, you mean? Yes.Originally Posted by xMetalocalypse
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11-25-2013, 03:42 PM #28Registered User
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Nah..never done it. I'll check it out though.Originally Posted by Goncho
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11-25-2013, 03:43 PM #29Registered User
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spoon pics in ceremonial magician garbOriginally Posted by shadowevo
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11-25-2013, 03:43 PM #30Registered User
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Not a fan of cats. I have one dog though.Originally Posted by HILMAN76
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