10 reasons you should date a crossfit girl (oh lawd)

[samir316]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/pam-re...b_4312212.html

1. CrossFit girls are seriously fit. Y'all complain that girls don't spend enough time in the gym/harass you for spending too much time in the gym. A CrossFit girl not only spends copious amounts of time working out, but also will only date a guy that does the same. We can't be running around with guys who don't workout. Obviously.

2. Dedication. If you are REALLY into CrossFit you know it takes true dedication to become the beast that you want to be in the gym. This also usually means she puts dedication into all other parts of her life and maybe even into you... if you are lucky.

3. CrossFit girls are (for the most part) "guy's girls." We can throw significant amount of weight around at the gym, be showered and out the door in 20 minutes, hang to drink a beer, and watch the game with your friends. It's that easy.

4. Independence. Realistically, a CrossFit girl couldn't care less whether she is single or not because she would rather be spending her extra time in the gym anyway. That being said, she doesn't NEED you in her life, but if you are lucky enough to be in her life it's because she WANTS you there. Just don't try to cut into her gym time because that will definitely not fly.

5. Competitive nature. To do CrossFit you have to be competitive not only with other people, but with yourself. This personality trait leads to all sorts of fun if you ask me... who wants a girl that when you dare her to do something just sits there and flakes out? BORING.

6. CrossFit girls are more brazen. We aren't scared to try new things, we are comfortable with who we are, we like adventure and we know we are bad asses. We will take you up on that bet and we don't care about impressing other people. We are who we are, take it or leave it.

7. One word: Paleo. Pretty much all CrossFit girls do Paleo to some degree -- 100 percent, 80 percent, 75 percent, whatever that ratio may be -- rest assured that not only does she have a smoking hot body because she eats healthy and works out so much, but she also knows how to cook. A girl who can cook = winning.

8. Personality. To do CrossFit you have to possess certain personality traits -- it's definitely not for the closed minded or weak spirited. A CrossFit girl will keep you on your toes. She has to be able to hang with the guys so she will more thank likely be witty, sharp tongued, and love practical jokes. This, in my mind, is the CrossFit girl's best feature. Girls that have no personalities are like talking to a piece of paper -- you are better off buying a pet fish and talking to that.

9. CrossFit girls wear tiny outfits to the gym and will show up to hangout scantily clad in gym clothes and think nothing of it. She will walk in to watch the game after a good mobility session and when your friends all stare at her think she must clearly have something stuck in her teeth -- her laid back, nonchalant, one of the guys attitude makes her oblivious to the fact that they are actually staring at her for any reason other than the fact that something is amiss.

10. OK, I am going to go there on #10: Physical fitness may lead to better sex. So if the first nine reasons why you should be dating a CrossFit girl weren't enough... this should really drive it home for you. Pun intended.

[UserNumber57]

1. Post pics
2. Post cliffs
3. Remove large wall of text
4. Become a straight OP

[zackpollak]

I completely agree with you OP

[arkansawboy]

thread ab crossfit girls with no pics....

[Koval661]

I laughed. The lengths women would go to to have men attracted to them. Feminism is getting ridiculous.

[steelnub]

this bish sounds annoying as fukk, i'd prob kip her ass like the big bad booty daddy and kick her out

[LiveIntensely]

I didn't see any reasons at all to date a CrossFit girl, just a bunch of sentences that talked about mythological female beings.

where da pics, OP

[7thlife]

samir....

don't take advice from Arabs possible terrorist (JK)

so you Shiite or Sunni???

[BDPfit]

Not sure if misc is gonna make fun of crossfit this time, but I love crossfit girls. Most the ones I know are in great shape, fun people, and don't expect to get wasted all the time. Crossfit ain't for me personally, but I'd sure as hell wife up a crossfit chick

[Love Pirate]

Agreed

[pac8x8]

neggd cuz no pics!

[sixfootsix]

I laughed. The lengths women would go to to have men attracted to them. Feminism is getting ridiculous.

This.

We are badasses, we don't care blah blah blah

Stfu

[ATVx779]

no, just no. every girl ive ever seen thats into crossfit, fitness hardcore is always ALWAYS a dumbass or a dyke

[SaviorSix]

so apparently it's OK for women to generalize as long as it is done in a positive/arrogant/holier-than-thou light. But apply that same logic to generalizing how overweight women are the inverse of all these traits and WOAH HOLD ON NOW

[JewishSuperHero]

#3

A "guy's girl?" Why do girls think that's attractive? Nothing is more annoying than a girl who thinks she's "one of the guys."

[bigg_K]

came in expecting 10 disgustingly beautiful crossfit girls, instead read a ****ing list....


negging in 5 if I don't see some crossfit booty

[apolloman]

Would date a crossfit chick without hesitation.

[gp14]

Strong sweeping generalizations in this article.

[Misctify]

No pics no care.

Who gives a **** about all that.

[NotANun21]

Until you put a ring on her finger and her recipe drawer is suddenly filled with cake/cheesecake recipes and she stops giving blowjobs...

[Dhboy]

1 Reason not to date a crossfit girl

1 - She does crossfit.

[Dmstroker725]

wood rather daate a fitness model

srs

crossfit chicks only talk about crossfit and walway want to me join... i aint paying 120 amonth to workout lulz

[BennyJr169]

#3

A "guy's girl?" Why do girls think that's attractive? Nothing is more annoying than a girl who thinks she's "one of the guys."

So much this

[Scrizzle]

#3

A "guy's girl?" Why do girls think that's attractive? Nothing is more annoying than a girl who thinks she's "one of the guys."

This. Article reeked of smugness and self-importance. Bet this bitch thinks her shiet don't stink. Annoying as fukc read. Those reasons apply to a very small minority of crossfit girls. Like anywhere else when a girl goes to the gym she's mainly there to socialize and I don't too many of them could throw around a "significant amount of weight in the gym".

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wizarded

[Lb54TG]

holy hnnnnggg at pics.

[lincolnmkv]

Would rather she spend her crossfit membership money on hair and nails crew.

[sknot1454]

Would date a crossfit chick without hesitation.

yes, because all women who do crossfit look like this.


"You should date a guy who plays pick up basketball"

posts pic of Michael Jordan

[wisdommaster1]

in my opinion 3, 5, 7, and 9 aren't good things

i'm dating a girl who goes to my gym but she's a very casual crossfitter in that she rarely talks about it and is more worried about running races than anything in crossfit.

[Dmstroker725]

yes, because all women who do crossfit look like this.


"You should date a guy who plays pick up basketball"

posts pic of Michael Jordan

i luld

[The_Standard]

Not a big crossfit fan, but I give you 1 reason to date a crossfit girl... Annie Thorisdottir







InB4 No Thanks Jeff and Andy, that's Groce

Fit girls who lift are sexy. If you disagree, you're an intimidated little *******.