RH Chat 23: The cock carousel and boner buffet are only a glory hole away!

[b0yer2]

I got my bf tix to disney world.

Feeding the mouse illuminatti machine

Oh thnx bb I love Disney!

[digitalbath11]

Oh thnx bb I love Disney!

Np bby... Thx in advance for the uggs and ipad boo

[SeymourCake]

When a cold wind blows it chills you
Chills you to the bone
But there's nothing in nature that
freezes your heart
Like years of being alone
It paints you with indifference
Like a lady paints with rouge
And the worst of the worst
The most hated and cursed
Is the one that we call Scrooge (yeah)
Unkind as any
And the wrath of many
This is Ebenezer Scrooge
Oh, there goes Mr. Humbug
There goes Mr. Grim
If they gave a prize for bein' mean
the winner would be him
Oh, Scrooge he loves his money
'Cause he thinks it gives him power
If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour

[b0yer2]

Np bby... Thx in advance for the uggs and ipad boo

I'll buy you whatever you want as long as you cook your boner achieving meals.

[HayZues Christi]

I do whatever the fk i want for my girlfriend.. not because society/media/corporations tell me to.

you can never really measure the subliminal effect of all/any outside influences.

[Aryan7]

Got the job in Iraq, looks like I'll be heading out there mid to late January!

[SeymourCake]

Got the job in Iraq, looks like I'll be heading out there mid to late January!

Good job mate. Hope you enjoy post Saddam Hussein's Iraq thanks to Murica.

[Navillus13]

you can never really measure the subliminal effect of all/any outside influences.

fine then.. im going to return these courtside bulls tickets I got for you for christmas.

/runawaycrying

[HayZues Christi]

Good job mate. Hope you enjoy post Saddam Hussein's Iraq thanks to Murica.

the regions instability is the reason dude is going to get PAID.

fine then.. im going to return these courtside bulls tickets I got for you for christmas.

/runawaycrying

Bulls have looked awful. If bulls lose thibs, I will be irate.

if adam silvers first act at commissioner is to rig the draft and get the bulls jabari parker. HNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kickblake]

They only deserve gifts when they earn it.

That's not a gift, that's a reward.

[jcook996]

That's not a gift, that's a reward.

Don't feed it.

[Fire8085]

I never understood why guys always complain about having a girlfriend and no money. Do guys really buy that much **** for their women?

Am I the only one who saves money when I have a girlfriend?

I spend a **** load more money on alcohol, going out and getting women drunk when I"m single. When I'm in a relationship I'm a lot more relaxed and go out less.

[Boffothe]

I never understood why guys always complain about having a girlfriend and no money. Do guys really buy that much **** for their women?

Am I the only one who saves money when I have a girlfriend?

I spend a **** load more money on alcohol, going out and getting women drunk when I"m single. When I'm in a relationship I'm a lot more relaxed and go out less.

Same here. Cooking dinner together with a bottle of wine, catching a movie, quiet nights in etc , as compared to when I'm single and think I'm Diddy poppin' bottles

[Navillus13]

haha i spent a fuk ton more when i was single vs now as well.

brb $150 tab every night.

[Navillus13]

so which one of you wants to be my "son"?

or dad..

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...=weird-florida

[Punisher1012]

Since I have tan skin with a red tint, all summer long I get teeth compliments.

Dat contrast. Feels good mane

bro I had a baby tooth that never came out and lost that shiit at work.. didn't notice until I got home and bish was asking me wtf happened to me... lolz were had

[b0yer2]

haha i spent a fuk ton more when i was single vs now as well.

brb $150 tab every night.

I rarely drink, but when I do its a blast. Last time in Miami I ran up 2 separate 200 dollar bills on the same day at two seperate bars. We were on south beach. I had a large bonus for work, so I paid it all off, but looking back I was like damn. Good story tho.

[MrSilverback]

I rarely drink, but when I do its a blast. Last time in Miami I ran up 2 separate 200 dollar bills on the same day at two seperate bars. We were on south beach. I had a large bonus for work, so I paid it all off, but looking back I was like damn. Good story tho.

Bar tabs don't get any better when you're in a relationship either.

However, my single bar tabs....well....I am actually ashamed to talk about them.

I think my worst, personally, was like $750. Included bottles though.

[LikeAMachine]

Being single is only cool in the summer. All winter long being by yourself is sh*t

[b0yer2]

Bar tabs don't get any better when you're in a relationship either.

However, my single bar tabs....well....I am actually ashamed to talk about them.

I think my worst, personally, was like $750. Included bottles though.

Damn dude, $750 is crazy.

Being single is only cool in the summer. All winter long being by yourself is sh*t

Going through this now. Cold and wonwey

[MrSilverback]

Being single is only cool in the summer. All winter long being by yourself is sh*t

Yes, this is very true.

Probably the EASIEST time to get a GF is:

End of Aug - Oct.
Then right before the Holidays

So pretty much Aug - Dec.

Once NYE hits, bishes are already getting back into the summer mindset.

[MrSilverback]

Damn dude, $750 is crazy.

Yeah but you have to remember I am from the NYC area. You're looking $450 minimum on bottles in some places.

[kickblake]

Probably the EASIEST time to get a GF is:
End of Aug - Oct.

My friends and I refer to this as "nesting season." We collectively seem to get a fair number of seemingly out-of-the-blue calls from single ex girlfriends. I swear it's evopsych at work.

[Punisher1012]

Yeah but you have to remember I am from the NYC area. You're looking $450 minimum on bottles in some places.

efff that. I pregame

[OhioStateBucki]

Lol @ having the need to buy something for your girl during the holidays. You're falling into the capitalistic trap. If she hates you for not getting her anything, then she's a materialistic. Bottom line.

You say that as if you think a good gf doesn't buy you something in return. If my gf didn't get me something as thoughtful or nice as mine I'd be out of there.

For myself, and many others, we like Christmas because it's a time where friends and family gather to hang out, catch up and give each other some thoughtful gifts to maintain and/or improve family ties. It's a blast to just sit back and hang with family.

You don't buy a gift solely because it's xmas - I don't buy sh*t for people that haven't deserved it, including a few cousins/aunts. Xmas is just a good time to buy a gift because it's when you get to look back on an entire year and see who has been there for you.


Anyways, yeah I have more money now than when I was single. My gf pays for half of my sh*t approximately. I find that when I'm single I have a roughly constant spending amount each week, and when dating it's lower but with a few higher bursts (tickets somewhere, dinner, gifts). But those bursts are cancelled out by her spending the same amount in bursts.

[HayZues Christi]

ran up 650 at this steakhouse on Saturday.


but im with punisher. I pregame. Rarely spend more than 40 bucks in a night out.

special occasions are different.

[ElJefe904]

ran up 650 at this steakhouse on Saturday.


but im with punisher. I pregame. Rarely spend more than 40 bucks in a night out.


special occasions are different.

I pre drink a bunch also and i only take shots when i am out drinking. Only need a few shots of 151 and i am good and toasted

[HayZues Christi]

I pre drink a bunch also and i only take shots when i am out drinking. Only need a few shots of 151 and i am good and toasted

yep. Only shots I do are the ones I win at the pool table or convince the bartender to buy me.

[MrSilverback]

My friends and I refer to this as "nesting season." We collectively seem to get a fair number of seemingly out-of-the-blue calls from single ex girlfriends. I swear it's evopsych at work.

I never really get calls from ex GF's because I've made it clear to all of them in the past that I want nothing to do with them. However, you go out, its a completely different vibe. Girls are looking at you, smiling, more apt to make convo, more approachable, etc.

Funny, but thinking back when I was single, some of the most attractive girls I ever had any sort of intimate involvement with I met around the holidays.

efff that. I pregame

Go to Marquee, Lavo, Kiss n Fly, etc. in NYC and report back on bar tab LOL

ran up 650 at this steakhouse on Saturday.


but im with punisher. I pregame. Rarely spend more than 40 bucks in a night out.

special occasions are different.

Usually when I go out its a $50 tab now. That usually includes the GF and I which is nice.

[kickblake]

I never really get calls from ex GF's because I've made it clear to all of them in the past that I want nothing to do with them. However, you go out, its a completely different vibe. Girls are looking at you, smiling, more apt to make convo, more approachable, etc.

Funny, but thinking back when I was single, some of the most attractive girls I ever had any sort of intimate involvement with I met around the holidays.

I'm sayin'... It goes beyond wanting to not be alone for the holidays. There's some subconcious "find someone warm to shack up with" chit going on.