RH Chat 23: The cock carousel and boner buffet are only a glory hole away!

**TheMoffa** · 12-13-2013, 05:29 AM

holy chit misc just found out my gf is legit crazy. had a fight yesterday and she texted this to me, word for word: "i want someone whos ready for a relationship and would do anything for me and worship me" lolwat thats a fuked definition of a relationship! i need to get out of this asap

**b0yer2** · 12-13-2013, 05:54 AM

Originally Posted by TheMoffa

holy chit misc just found out my gf is legit crazy. had a fight yesterday and she texted this to me, word for word: "i want someone whos ready for a relationship and would do anything for me and worship me" lolwat thats a fuked definition of a relationship! i need to get out of this asap

Say "alright, see ya later then." Then don't contact or respond.

**Punisher1012** · 12-13-2013, 06:17 AM

Originally Posted by TheMoffa

holy chit misc just found out my gf is legit crazy. had a fight yesterday and she texted this to me, word for word: "i want someone whos ready for a relationship and would do anything for me and worship me" lolwat thats a fuked definition of a relationship! i need to get out of this asap

pull the plug.. these are way over their heads nowadays

**MrSilverback** · 12-13-2013, 06:23 AM

Originally Posted by Fire8085

It appears everyone ITT has been involved in

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gifted_education

I was told I should do math/science from a young age based on all the exams I was given.

Then I failed all my math courses in high school and developed terrible study habits.

Now I have a degree in physics.

It doesn't directly correlate to specific areas of study. I was always excellent in literature, science, and history; yet terrible in math. You can be a "brilliant" person but if you just don't have an interest in something, you won't be good at it. That was me and math. Now I am a Financial Advisor. Go figure LOL.

The measure of true intelligence is how you apply a problem solving mindset to subsequent events or problems. For example, can you somehow relate working through a math problem to fixing a car? On a social level, can you compare one social conflict to another and apply theory from the former, to fix the latter.

I've been told I am the most dangerous type of an intelligent. From a young age I lacked socialization. I was kept inside, only allowed to play in the yard. I played team sports and what not. My mother forced me to study. Not a bad thing. Eventually landed me in a great private high school and as a result, 50% academic ride to a college. Thats where the real learning began. My parents came from nothing and did very well for themselves so they expected me to do the same. Naturally, I decided to become a bouncer. Then from bouncer i became a bodyguard. I also collected for a bookie on the side. So my social "intelligence" is pretty sharp as well. I can tell when someone is lying, when they're holding back, if they're about to do something...I can play people against each other to get what I want.

Yeah....so I have both.

**LikeAMachine** · 12-13-2013, 06:24 AM

Oh lawd I'm back from banned camp. FML I hate not being able to comment.

You cheeky kunts, cliffs on the past month?

**MrSilverback** · 12-13-2013, 06:27 AM

Originally Posted by Punisher1012

Just like I predicted.. Hoes getting exposed on instagram. Gotta love this new update

Goodnight FB...oh wait...they bought IG. F'n Mark Zuckerberg LOL.

Originally Posted by gorbeth

Hey bb, I've got a problem that needs solving.... and you'll sleep like a baby after you solve it...

One does not poke the lion unless they want to get bit

Is this problem physical in nature?

**MrSilverback** · 12-13-2013, 06:28 AM

Originally Posted by Punisher1012

Just like I predicted.. Hoes getting exposed on instagram. Gotta love this new update

Originally Posted by LikeAMachine

Oh lawd I'm back from banned camp. FML I hate not being able to comment.

You cheeky kunts, cliffs on the past month?

KB - Still beta
Endo - Womin logic that makes no sense
Tiff - Broke up with her "bf"
OSB - Hates going to Vegas
Hayzues - Will prob bang endo
Digi - Loves the meat

**novawildcat25** · 12-13-2013, 06:35 AM

Originally Posted by MrSilverback

KB - Still beta
Endo - Womin logic that makes no sense
Tiff - Broke up with her "bf"
OSB - Hates going to Vegas
Hayzues - Will prob bang endo
Digi - Loves the meat

Everyone in this thread also has an above average iq or has not commented on their iq

**MrSilverback** · 12-13-2013, 06:38 AM

Originally Posted by novawildcat25

Everyone in this thread also has an above average iq or has not commented on their iq

Nova - Wears short shorts
Ascendent - Doesn't discriminate
Boyer - Official Patrick Bateman of Tinder

**gorbeth** · 12-13-2013, 06:42 AM

Originally Posted by novawildcat25

Everyone in this thread also has an above average iq or has not commented on their iq

Geniuses ITT.

I'm a smart girl. I got a 98 on my IQ test....

So, I'm like, smarter than 98% of the world...... right?

Not srs.

Da fuq? Where the hell are you all taking legit IQ tests?

**gorbeth** · 12-13-2013, 06:44 AM

But really, I have a few geniuses in my family, I'm just not one of them.

Great uncle invented the halogen light bulb. Srs.

**Juicetin** · 12-13-2013, 06:49 AM

Originally Posted by gorbeth

But really, I have a few geniuses in my family, I'm just not one of them.

Great uncle invented the halogen light bulb. Srs.

interdasting.

I have a lot of "Are you retarded" moments, but apart from that I think I'm pretty average on the old IQ...

eeeeeeerrrrp.

**MrSilverback** · 12-13-2013, 06:50 AM

Originally Posted by gorbeth

Da fuq? Where the hell are you all taking legit IQ tests?

I was told it from a very young age when they thought I had a learning disability. Just turned out I had no interest in what the teacher was saying.

My intelligence comes from my father's side. My one uncle was CFO for BoA. He has retired though. Other uncle designed and sells software for in-flight engineering for Gulf Stream airlines. He was the Sultan of Brunei's personal flight engineer for over a decade. My father and I have one of the most successful Financial Advisory practices in our firm in the Northeast.

**b0yer2** · 12-13-2013, 06:51 AM

Originally Posted by MrSilverback

Boyer - Official Patrick Bateman of Tinder

lol I hope I'm not a psychopath.

And all this IQ stuff, I am NOT a smart guy. Like with math, school, any sort of book smart, you need to explain it to me like I am a 5 year old, but socially I think I am pretty smart. I'd break the 80 on the IQ score

I learned how to snatch last night for the first time. Was pretty cool to learn, but still trying to figure out how to incorporate CF into the 5,3,1 lifting style.

**LikeAMachine** · 12-13-2013, 06:51 AM

Originally Posted by MrSilverback

KB - Still beta
Endo - Womin logic that makes no sense
Tiff - Broke up with her "bf"
OSB - Hates going to Vegas
Hayzues - Will prob bang endo
Digi - Loves the meat

So basically nothing has changed. Got it.

Originally Posted by novawildcat25

Everyone in this thread also has an above average iq or has not commented on their iq

IQ high.

Motivation LOW here

Went to a college prep school for HS and studied more than in college. Which was minimal. School was always boring easy for me.

**MrSilverback** · 12-13-2013, 06:53 AM

Originally Posted by b0yer2

lol I hope I'm not a psychopath.

If you had to paint a picture of me it would be the guy with a boquet of flowers in one hand presenting it to a girl and the ball gag in the other behind his back

**LikeAMachine** · 12-13-2013, 06:54 AM

Originally Posted by b0yer2

lol I hope I'm not a psychopath.

.

Who you tryna convince guy?

lol

**digitalbath11** · 12-13-2013, 06:55 AM

Originally Posted by MrSilverback

Digi - Loves the meat

**Ascendent** · 12-13-2013, 06:56 AM

Somebody needs to go find, and hurt Ethan Couch.

**Boffothe** · 12-13-2013, 06:56 AM

I am academically semi-retarded and have the street smarts of Richie Rich, but I have a heart of gold and that's what matters

**HeBrewHammah** · 12-13-2013, 06:56 AM

Originally Posted by LikeAMachine

So basically nothing has changed. Got it.

Your Brown's lost to the Patriots. Oh wait, TROLOL That's NOT anything new either.

**LikeAMachine** · 12-13-2013, 07:03 AM

Originally Posted by HeBrewHammah

Your Brown's lost to the Patriots. Oh wait, TROLOL That's NOT anything new either.

Nah meng, the Browns lost to the Browns and the refs. You know this.

**digitalbath11** · 12-13-2013, 07:11 AM

Originally Posted by Boffothe

I am academically semi-retarded and have the street smarts of Richie Rich, but I have a heart of gold and that's what matters

D'awww.

I manage my academics quite well, but my deep desire to do nothing can (and has) really hurt me.
While not classically trained, I'm musically inclined and hold enough talent to play music by ear (piano mostly, dabble with guitar). Sometimes I wish my parents pushed me in that direction but meh.
But more than anything, I think my strong point is my ability to be highly empathetic. I have used it to my advantage mostly in social settings, but it extends to things like interviews (which always go great for me) and big presentations, where being genuine and relatable come in very handy.

**HeBrewHammah** · 12-13-2013, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by LikeAMachine

Nah meng, the Browns lost to the Browns and the refs. You know this.

Nope, I saw a clear decisive win.

lol

On a srs note, wtf is up with the referee's this year? How do they almost compare to the replacements last year? They've fked up so many games, we've lost 2 on stupid calls alone. I know many teams have.

**LikeAMachine** · 12-13-2013, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by HeBrewHammah

Nope, I saw a clear decisive win.

lol

On a srs note, wtf is up with the referee's this year? How do they almost compare to the replacements last year? They've fked up so many games, we've lost 2 on stupid calls alone. I know many teams have.

I realize they have a tough job but some of the calls in that game were so horrendous. This year has been really bad with the calls and with more and more parity in the league they play a bigger role when they blow calls than they used to.

That loss is on the Browns, if you can't recover an onside kick that would basically end the game, you deserve to lose, refs or no refs.

**HeBrewHammah** · 12-13-2013, 07:21 AM

I read the other day there are going to be big changes to the replay system next year I believe.

**LikeAMachine** · 12-13-2013, 07:28 AM

Originally Posted by HeBrewHammah

I read the other day there are going to be big changes to the replay system next year I believe.

Not as much as in college, but the games are already too fukking long.

I was watching the Big 10 championship and there was literally 3 minutes of commercials for every 2 minutes of football. More replay, means more commercials.....fukk that, let them play, let the refs blow calls. I'd much rather deal with bad calls than review every freaking thing and watch Zales tell me how my GF need a necklace or Lexus hint that a $70,000 car is a normal Christmas gift.

**b0yer2** · 12-13-2013, 07:29 AM

Originally Posted by LikeAMachine

Nah meng, the Browns lost to the Browns and the refs. You know this.

As a Pats fan I 100% agree with this. That and the Pass Interference rule.

**HeBrewHammah** · 12-13-2013, 07:48 AM

Well, I meant in possibly being able to review blown calls as part of challenges and stuff.

**kickblake** · 12-13-2013, 07:51 AM

Alright, if I finally manage to chit sometime this weekend (haven't in a week), imma get myself a filet.

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