RH Chat 23: The cock carousel and boner buffet are only a glory hole away!

[aintevenmad]

daughter, I am appoint.

To be fair, I didn't exactly expect the Malaysian Med Student to be a Miscer............

alliteration ftw?

inb4 reading this sup kev

[nvrstopworking]

i'm unbelievably bored. how can i occupy myself for the next 8 hrs?

You can read this thread and tell me if you know the guy lol....

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...8792673&page=1

Fuk me, I'm pretty low-key but I'm might strangle a bish if she ever did something like that to me.

[aintevenmad]

You can read this thread and tell me if you know the guy lol....

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...8792673&page=1

Fuk me, I'm pretty low-key but I'm might strangle a bish if she ever did something like that to me.

what the fkkkkkkkkkkk

[Aryan7]

You can read this thread and tell me if you know the guy lol....

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...8792673&page=1

Fuk me, I'm pretty low-key but I'm might strangle a bish if she ever did something like that to me.

lol i actually just finished reading that. that's what happens when you're a moron with your finances. still no excuse for her behaviour though.

what's more worrying is that he is serving jail time for domestic violence whereas she's committed fraud and still has custody of the children....? sounds legit. almost as legit as the other story in the same newspaper where a woman has defied 82 court orders to let a man see his child, yet has not been sent to prison for contempt of court etc

lol this quote from the thread:

Working on rigs is a dangerous, isolating and exhausting job too. That money is well earned. Srs. And this sloot goes and spends it all on bull**** when it was intended for the family, AND jails him on top of that. Bitch deserves to die a horrible death IMO.

http://i.imgur.com/JLJMKAx.jpg

the only time i've moved from this position in the last 8 hours is to go for lunch.

[John$Galt]

I'd be straight sober there for 12 months.

you couldn't be straight anything if you tried *******

lol pakistan, our good friend nofxn used to love some pakistan talk in here.

what happened to him?
what happened to derjevpoo?
what happened to b0ngman?

nofxn is living the jersey life. I text him occasionally.
derjev living in the cold
bongman living in fl, don't talk to him much

getting old physically is the worst thing of all time.

I've heard you say that before. it's all in your head man. well most of it. stop thinking about it and enjoy that magnificent cock of yours no homo


how are all you gays doing? haven't been in here in a while

[Aryan7]

you couldn't be straight anything if you tried *******



nofxn is living the jersey life. I text him occasionally.
derjev living in the cold
bongman living in fl, don't talk to him much



I've heard you say that before. it's all in your head man. well most of it. stop thinking about it and enjoy that magnificent cock of yours no homo


how are all you gays doing? haven't been in here in a while

ask derjevpoo for the key to the v door and tell me what he replies with lol.

i'm working nights just now, day 19 of 21. refer to pic in above post of how much work i've done tonight.

[OhioStateBucki]

I'm on the home stretch....one more final on Wednesday. Then an epic break...

-Dinner and Trans-Siberian Orchestra w/ my parents and the gf Saturday
-Sunday we're going to our farm property to teach her how to shoot (she's never fired a gun before, inb4 I get kneecapped)
-Making Xmas cookies w/ mommy, yeah I bake with my mom, come at me bros
-New Hobbit movie, Anchorman 2. Going to use my cheat day to see both back to back w/ a ton of popcorn

And finally going to NYC for New Year's with all my best bros. Never been there before, can't wait to see it. And then get yucky.

[SeymourCake]

[OhioStateBucki]

Woodberry.


But that song...NoThxSeymour

[nvrstopworking]

lol i actually just finished reading that. that's what happens when you're a moron with your finances. still no excuse for her behaviour though.

what's more worrying is that he is serving jail time for domestic violence whereas she's committed fraud and still has custody of the children....? sounds legit. almost as legit as the other story in the same newspaper where a woman has defied 82 court orders to let a man see his child, yet has not been sent to prison for contempt of court etc

You never said if you knew him.... I guess that's a no then?

[Aryan7]

You never said if you knew him.... I guess that's a no then?

nah. from what i make of the article he works in the production side of things. they don't mix with us messy drilling sorts.

[hai2dehfolks]

@ss and tiddies.... LAWL

[novawildcat25]

I'm on the home stretch....one more final on Wednesday. Then an epic break...

-Dinner and Trans-Siberian Orchestra w/ my parents and the gf Saturday
-Sunday we're going to our farm property to teach her how to shoot (she's never fired a gun before, inb4 I get kneecapped)
-Making Xmas cookies w/ mommy, yeah I bake with my mom, come at me bros
-New Hobbit movie, Anchorman 2. Going to use my cheat day to see both back to back w/ a ton of popcorn

And finally going to NYC for New Year's with all my best bros. Never been there before, can't wait to see it. And then get yucky.

grind it out bro, i start finals on Monday. best of luck.

sounds like one hell of an itinerary

[HayZues Christi]

Age: 27

This, phuck you HZC.

Get off my lawn, kid.

you all know what I am talking about!


have you ever ate to much to have sex?

[SeymourCake]

you all know what I am talking about!


have you ever ate to much to have sex?

I eat too much pussy before I ravage it

[novawildcat25]

Somewhat story time:

I talked to a lot of girls tonight at this party. Struck out on all. It felt really good to put myself out there though.

Some of you might recall that story about girl that I was supposed to go on a date with that wanted to bring her homework and then flaked; she was at the party tonight, being her usually flirty / teasing self. I said hello to her (mistake) and then she started hugging me, blah blah blah, dancing with me, all over me, etc.

I find her so attractive, but I kept in mind how she flaked and remembered that all the flirting meant nothing. It did mean nothing. She flirted with me a bunch but for the most part I just ignored her. Later, she was kissing one of my brothers; he has a girlfriend back home and pulls so much. His GF is a quality girl and it's a bummer he cheats so much. Oh well. Eventually after mingling and what not I decided to call it a night. I pointed to my cheek and she gave me a peck goodbye which was nice, but it doesn't really mean much with a girl like that.

Now that I'm back sitting in my bed, it feels really good to be alone; I need to recharge after all that social interaction. I feel depressed, but I can manage that. We are all going to make it.

Edit - at least I didn't spend the night balling like some girl when she found out my buddy wasn't interested in anything more than sexors.

[gorbeth]

i'm unbelievably bored. how can i occupy myself for the next 8 hrs?

Snap at 'cha gurrrlllllll. Holla

[Fire8085]

Fat black bisexual woman messaged me on OKcupid.

Not sure how to respond.

[Boffothe]

Fat black bisexual woman messaged me on OKcupid.

Not sure how to respond.

with your phone number

[Fire8085]

Man jumps to his death after shopping with his girlfriend for 5 hours.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...thes-shop.html

[Fire8085]

with your phone number

I sometimes wonder what it would be like, then I realize I can't get boners with fat chicks.

[TooOld4thisSHIT]

Somewhat story time:

I talked to a lot of girls tonight at this party. Struck out on all. It felt really good to put myself out there though.

Some of you might recall that story about girl that I was supposed to go on a date with that wanted to bring her homework and then flaked; she was at the party tonight, being her usually flirty / teasing self. I said hello to her (mistake) and then she started hugging me, blah blah blah, dancing with me, all over me, etc.

I find her so attractive, but I kept in mind how she flaked and remembered that all the flirting meant nothing. It did mean nothing. She flirted with me a bunch but for the most part I just ignored her. Later, she was kissing one of my brothers; he has a girlfriend back home and pulls so much. His GF is a quality girl and it's a bummer he cheats so much. Oh well. Eventually after mingling and what not I decided to call it a night. I pointed to my cheek and she gave me a peck goodbye which was nice, but it doesn't really mean much with a girl like that.

Now that I'm back sitting in my bed, it feels really good to be alone; I need to recharge after all that social interaction. I feel depressed, but I can manage that. We are all going to make it.

Edit - at least I didn't spend the night balling like some girl when she found out my buddy wasn't interested in anything more than sexors.

Good sh it bruh. Can't hit a home run without swinging at a pitch. Keep at it.

[Boffothe]

I sometimes wonder what it would be like, then I realize I can't get boners with fat chicks.

It's almost a fun battle of wills if they have a cute face, it's mind over matter. You have to keep staring at their face so it seems like you're with a hot chick, and during these times it's pretty good. Eventually, though, curiosity gets the best of you and you look down or grab those gigantic hamhock cellulite-laden thighs and you lose the game.

no regrets crew checking in

[kickblake]

Now that I'm back sitting in my bed, it feels really good to be alone; I need to recharge after all that social interaction. I feel depressed, but I can manage that. We are all going to make it.

I think you're overbroadly applying the definition of depression. Don't use it as a crutch.

[novawildcat25]

Fat black bisexual woman messaged me on OKcupid.

Not sure how to respond.

ask her if she wants uggs and an ipad bby

[digitalbath11]

I had some sort of reaction to an eye cream last night. Walkig around with puffy eye lids. Looks like I served a cold dinner last night nomsayin?

Reminds me of when I was in 3rd grade. My dumbass was playing with a baloon and i dived for it, hit myself right in the eye with the corner of the nightstand. Got a huge black eye from that.

I spent the rest of that week in the principal's office with all sorts of social workers asking me if I was "sure" thats how it happened. Lol.

[HayZues Christi]

You sure no one stabbed your eye with a cock?

bro, wtf is your deal? who are you and have you been trolling this thread for past couple days?

get a life *******.

[Ascendent]

Odd. No return text from the bartender or the Israeli girl. Easy come, easy go.

[jcook996]

Fat black bisexual woman messaged me on OKcupid.

Not sure how to respond.

Talk to her about her damn hair. They will talk about that shyt for hours.............

[novawildcat25]

Odd. No return text from the bartender or the Israeli girl. Easy come, easy go.

those feels are known

i got back last night only to find that you posted a picture but had removed it. brb imagination. it's all good, i don't trust the misc either