Official Tinder Thread Part III: In Memory of sneakyninjapnts

[shuri]

1) Insane girls put out
2) Use copy pastas. Your text game is hot garbage
3) Meet ASAP. Escalate. Profit.
4) Practice your text game x1000. Practice on whales.

i rly dont want to be a copy pasta robot i mean ive gotten like 25 numbers and met 3 and could have met a few more , i dont think its that dire of a situation id rather just get better instead of say other ppls ****

just get these ****ing 8 or 9/10 white girls who i cant get **** from and stop replying and idk what to do with them. everyone else seems to be easier

thabnk u

i make jokes and get nudes i get told im too desperate and into sex by yall i tone it down im too boring.... gotta find the middle

[jcook996]

If you want to meet later:

Starbucks on a Friday night? I'm getting yucky with the boys. We're debating about what makes girls attracted to guys. I say it's all about money, but my buddy Jeff thinks it's all about aesthetics. What do you think Mrs. Latte?

That's pretty damn funny. Good one.

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

I'll get you my pretty...

[CreativeRick]

Oh lawd you're cheeky as fauk
Srs how can I improve my bad text game, your stuff is pretty lulzy?

I'm 28. I've been single for 4 years. I have lots of practice. Funny, Witty, Sarcastic and a little creative >>>

I read clever things on google (Literally google "Clever lines"). Read copy pastas. Practice "negs" and half-compliments. I focus on Alpha thoughts. Me >>> her. My wants >>> her wants. I "fluff up" my life as needed to be more interesting and build my social worth. I don't put too much importance on one chick, and I'm not afraid to make mistakes.

[jcook996]

I don't put too much importance on one chick, and I'm not afraid to make mistakes.

Perfect attitude to have.

[FalconPunchBrah]

I'm 28. I've been single for 4 years. I have lots of practice. Funny, Witty, Sarcastic and a little creative >>>

I read clever things on google (Literally google "Clever lines"). Read copy pastas. Practice "negs" and half-compliments. I focus on Alpha thoughts. Me >>> her. My wants >>> her wants. I "fluff up" my life as needed to be more interesting and build my social worth. I don't put too much importance on one chick, and I'm not afraid to make mistakes.

Gotcha will look into it and that last message you send about getting yucky with the boys, it's funny and all but where can I go with that message besides making her laugh cus I srsly wanna chill with her next week?

[CreativeRick]

Gotcha will look into it and that last message you send about getting yucky with the boys, it's funny and all but where can I go with that message besides making her laugh cus I srsly wanna chill with her next week?

Just "argue" with her about whatever answer she picks. - Be sarcastic and witty in your replies -

[Judge_Joe_Brown]

lmao dude, gtfi here, you're on reddit

[qurs]

Thanks you cheeky kunt

What do? Finals are next week
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Anyone help
Pls respond

Wouldn't say anything and just try again another time. Not every line has to be a home run. And not every number has to be an instant smash.

[SackExchange64]

lmao dude, gtfi here, you're on reddit

Hahahahaha holy fukking **** that's my line from the bad opener contest!

[jcook996]

Hahahahaha holy fukking **** that's my line from the bad opener contest!

Yes, yes it is. Fukking reddit.

[Hope2GetBig]

shuri .. i mean this in the nicest way possible .. are you homeschooled brah?

[shuri]

Double texted that dumb bitch and she replied right away with a hi

**** does that mean hi? You ****ing bitch do you know what you put me through?

And i got like 4 hot matches . all in the last 10 minutes.

i just need to become that tetherball bear, this **** takes me on such a rollercoaster of emotions its not right to be affected this much

[shuri]

shuri .. i mean this in the nicest way possible .. are you homeschooled brah?

Lol. You already know the answer man.

i swear im ****ing normal tho, i have mad friends at school and they love me. Yall would love me if you knew me. Its just with girls man.

[Hope2GetBig]

Lol. You already know the answer man.

i swear im ****ing normal tho, i have mad friends at school and they love me. Yall would love me if you knew me. Its just with girls man.

no man i really don't or i wouldn't have asked lol

[SackExchange64]

Yes, yes it is. Fukking reddit.

Brings a tear to my eye. A piece of me is on the internet forever. Just wish they had posted me saying it

[jcook996]

i just need to become that tetherball bear, this **** takes me on such a rollercoaster of emotions its not right to be affected this much

Tetherball bear doesn't care for her foolishness.

Brings a tear to my eye. A piece of me is on the internet forever. Just wish they had posted me saying it

Eh, it's reddit. Oh god it wasn't posted on that misandry forum was it.....?

[Hope2GetBig]

Brings a tear to my eye. A piece of me is on the internet forever. Just wish they had posted me saying it

lol do you really want to be memorialized by a bunch of sweaty neckbeards?

[shuri]

no man i really don't or i wouldn't have asked lol

Lol well I was home schooled for about all of high school minus the first month where i was at a really ghetto HS and thats why we decided to just take me out.

Definitely stunted some social growth man. Altho i was always pretty unsocial.


well this girl said she got my text but didnt have the time to respond sorry, and asked me how my finals are and said she has one more final then shes free. What a douche.

[SackExchange64]

Tetherball bear doesn't care for her foolishness.



Eh, it's reddit. Oh god it wasn't posted on that misandry forum was it.....?

Where'd you find it?

Edit: just realized you're not the dude that found it. Damn anonymous avi's

[jcook996]

Where'd you find it?

I didn't find it, Judge Joe did.

[Hope2GetBig]

Lol well I was home schooled for about all of high school minus the first month where i was at a really ghetto HS and thats why we decided to just take me out.

Definitely stunted some social growth man. Altho i was always pretty unsocial.


well this girl said she got my text but didnt have the time to respond sorry, and asked me how my finals are and said she has one more final then shes free. What a douche.

lmao i haven't even had time for my own gf and you're getting this upset over some girl that's probably texting 34 other dudes on tinder at the same time. if you're not taking priority you're not doing enough to catch her attention brah.

[SackExchange64]

Lol well I was home schooled for about all of high school minus the first month where i was at a really ghetto HS and thats why we decided to just take me out.

Definitely stunted some social growth man. Altho i was always pretty unsocial.


well this girl said she got my text but didnt have the time to respond sorry, and asked me how my finals are and said she has one more final then shes free. What a douche.

Why anyone would choose to be homeschooled is beyond me. Brb asking to be awkward as fuark.

[shuri]

lmao i haven't even had time for my own gf and you're getting this upset over some girl that's probably texting 34 other dudes on tinder at the same time. if you're not taking priority you're not doing enough to catch her attention brah.

I was ****ing distraught brah. I am fine now tho. I just needed that. I feel like I had an exhale when she replied lol now i dont even care if she replies again. Also nah she deleted the hot or not app so dont think shes bein a slut but idc anymore. and i just got 2 new numbers.

tetherball bear ftw

[shuri]

Why anyone would choose to be homeschooled is beyond me. Brb asking to be awkward as fuark.

I didnt understand it at the time, I guess i was what 14 or something and my parents are just like antisocial please dont go outside or anywhere besides school move to america only so I can have the american dream and afraid of everything etc type of people, so it was just perfectly satisfying for all of us.

I dont know if id do it over differently though. That school that I was in was really violent, i only had to go there cuz of some weird law that made the block i was on also go to the school that all the ghetto kids from downtown went also, and every day of the first month was lockouts after school while they broke up knife fights and ****. Glad I got out.

edit: also had a problem with the rigid authority of school but gotten over that in college

[tential]

Hm I have had zero success with Tinder. Have met probably 60 sloots off of OKC and POF but seems like majority of chicks I meet on Tinder just aren't serious at all about actually getting together.

Ya I find this REaLLY hard to believe man. I know how well you did on OKC/POF so maybe you're just in a bad matching spot at the moment. I'm guessing it will turn around soon.

Try the bigspoon tagline thing if you haven't thats an instant sloot finder.

Why anyone would choose to be homeschooled is beyond me. Brb asking to be awkward as fuark.

I dunno how we didn't realize he was homeschooled sooner lol....
Hopefully he catches up on his social skills so he can get laid before the age of 23.

[shuri]

I dunno how we didn't realize he was homeschooled sooner lol....
Hopefully he catches up on his social skills so he can get laid before the age of 23.

gonna lose it in 2014 man. im tellin you.

[MeatloaffPatty]

My fukin app doesnt find people.. anyone else get this?

[yowhattapfatso]

Lol well I was home schooled for about all of high school minus the first month where i was at a really ghetto HS and thats why we decided to just take me out.

was your teacher hot

[Hope2GetBig]

Why anyone would choose to be homeschooled is beyond me. Brb asking to be awkward as fuark.

could never do it to my kids. it should be considered a crime. even when they try to get other groups of homeschooled kids together to have social time it's just not the same.

was your teacher hot

i bet the dances sucked

[SackExchange64]

was your teacher hot

Fukkin lost it at this. Cheeky kent.