Official Tinder Thread Part III: In Memory of sneakyninjapnts

[Recurzion]

How attractive are you? Probably has more to do with aesthetics (or potential lack thereof), or chitty photos. Race means very little to the majority of girls.



Lol I had a feeling you didn't know since you kept calling me brah, no sweat though. Honestly it'd be nice to make some arm gains so the comment would have been well received.

i dunno maybe a 6. Not too aesthetic. Not ugly. Usually get called cute. Rarely outright get called hot though. I'm assuming that's what most bishes are looking for. I have like a 5.4 rate on hot or not.

I just keep reading about black guys that use tinder that have not had as much success as white guys. And there are very few black girls on Tinder as well.

So the sloots I got matched up with. One was like a 6/10 thick black girl by my standards, the other one is probably about a 7/10 white girl. and some random 5/10 asian looking girl after I spoofed my location to Los Angeles. This is probably about after 500 swipes. brb pics

[rome1989]

Thanks...what comes after that?

Edit: do you just end with that ^^^

Yes I end with that. If she has still responded after the boner line then she most likely isn't a prude, so ask for the number! Or do the "I have one more q before I ask for your number" "What's that?" "What's your number?"

[Chauboy]

Just as a reference, with the same pics, I've gotten 108 matches on hot or not in 3 days, whereas in tinder (with the same pics) I have 24 matches in 2 weeks.

[EastSideBoxer]

So I sent my matches hey

An it's been days and no one has responded wtf should I do

[Tastel]

messaged her before this too but she was being lame as fuk

[kyleekay]

So I sent my matches hey

An it's been days and no one has responded wtf should I do

Be more interesting? Cute girls aren't usually going to notice you with a simple "hey".

[roko79]

So I sent my matches hey

An it's been days and no one has responded wtf should I do

You just sent "hey"?

You're never gonna get a response back man

[cunfewzed]

messaged her before this too but she was being lame as fuk

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*lols at uncanny amount of actions reflected via txt*

Gjdm

[1doctor]

Thanks...what comes after that?

Edit: do you just end with that ^^^

Personally, I've used "Alright well I've reviewed the application and you've got the job. I'll go ahead and start you immediately!"

Then to the "wuts ur number, let me hammer the details so i can nail ya" etc


(dont actually say "hammer so i can nail" line tho unless you're a super cheeky kunt)

[bananabucket]

summa yall nikkas need to resize your screens

[Chauboy]

I think just over the past 2 weeks my game has went up a lot... thanks misc

[Chauboy]

So does anyone have advice when I text the Brittany (angelina jolie chick lookalike)?

I actually think shes really really really good looking, don't wanna screw it up.

I was thinking about further WKing into an apology for being too cheeky before vs being cheeky (she clearly wasn't liking cheeky text).

But I don't wanna allow her to make all the rules either.

[Miscamus]

Where I go from here?

[kyleekay]

Where I go from here?

Chit you already gave her your life story, what else does this bish want?

Possible opening for spoon line. "One important thing to know about me is that I'm currently seeking my little spoon... And I think you'd be perfect. Care to find out if I'm right?"

[1doctor]

So does anyone have advice when I text the Brittany (angelina jolie chick lookalike)?

I actually think shes really really really good looking, don't wanna screw it up.

I was thinking about further WKing into an apology for being too cheeky before vs being cheeky (she clearly wasn't liking cheeky text).

But I don't wanna allow her to make all the rules either.

NO. Absolutely, by NO means, continue down WK territory. Look at the responses to you getting the number, people are SURPRISED because you've escaped lucky as hell so far even by getting a number. Be cheeky, but since it's obvious she isn't down until ultra-cheeky texts, don't lay it on so heavy. Just be kinda sarcastic. Absolutely NO self-deprecation right now until after you meet, you're in the hole currently and you've got to get out if it.

[Recurzion]

pics NlGGA. some1 repost these


imgur.com/jTja84Y
imgur.com/TKDjpKh

SOoo Smash or smash? I've wanted some white poon for a while.

she has 2 other pics but they're with her parents. Thinkin she might be a virg

[cunfewzed]

[MG]http://i.imgur.com/0QSC5gC.jpg[/IMG]

Where I go from here?

1) tinder kills my battery
2) I'm worth your time and effort, I assure you
3) I want to tell our grandchildren I seduced you over dinner, not a Tinder message.

(Name), help me out here.

[Chauboy]

NO. Absolutely, by NO means, continue down WK territory. Look at the responses to you getting the number, people are SURPRISED because you've escaped lucky as hell so far even by getting a number. Be cheeky, but since it's obvious she isn't down until ultra-cheeky texts, don't lay it on so heavy. Just be kinda sarcastic. Absolutely NO self-deprecation right now until after you meet, you're in the hole currently and you've got to get out if it.

That's what I thought. I'm unsure about the seafood dinner date though. There's no way in hell I'm paying $50 for a dinner, I would be ok with splitting a bill, but I usually fold into paying the bill once I'm already out.

I'm thinking about telling her I cook a mean salmon fillet, and seeing if I can go to her place (if she even has one to herself) to cook her dinner.

I won't have my own place until March, so I can't do my place.

[rome1989]

That's what I thought. I'm unsure about the seafood dinner date though. There's no way in hell I'm paying $50 for a dinner, I would be ok with splitting a bill, but I usually fold into paying the bill once I'm already out.

I'm thinking about telling her I cook a mean salmon fillet, and seeing if I can go to her place (if she even has one to herself) to cook her dinner.

I won't have my own place until March, so I can't do my place.

Me not having my own place really kills the game sometimes but I've managed pretty damn good considering. I should have my own place by June, and then it will be on like Donkey Kong!

[cheesecake93]

Oh lawd this has to be some sort of record?






will update when we find a place to do it (home for winter break living at parents house crew)



if not, maybe this will bring you the lols







Should I post more? Recently re-downloaded this app again and I have literally a ton of lulz if I can get myself to upload/edit them

also if anyone cares for a random dudes advice (not sure if y'all are even still doing this) drop the lame ass pick up lines, you're just coming across as try hards seriously, back when SNP was runnin dis show it was funny but times have changed and this chet is getting so overplayed y'all need a new gameplan

[CoderDojo]

Do any of your brahs ever get nervous that when you meet a girl that she wont find you attractive? Am due to meet some hngggggs soon (never met anyone from tinder or online before) so am pretty nervous about it.

[lulbrah]

you brahs thats 24-26, do you guys even give a fk about msging 18-19 girls?

[rome1989]

Do any of your brahs ever get nervous that when you meet a girl that she wont find you attractive? Am due to meet some hngggggs soon (never met anyone from tinder or online before) so am pretty nervous about it.

Never, as I've always been told I look better in person Don't sweat it though, act cool, be comfortable, smile, let them feel comfortable around you. It's really easy to break down the initial awkward barrier. Unless you look drastically different to your photos you will be fine!

you brahs thats 24-26, do you guys even give a fk about msging 18-19 girls?

No, girls that age are in their prime! That said I have a lot more success with girls in their 20s off tinder

[Recurzion]

The thirst is too real/10

tell that ho to get herself a drink

[CoderDojo]

Never, as I've always been told I look better in person Don't sweat it though, act cool, be comfortable, smile, let them feel comfortable around you. It's really easy to break down the initial awkward barrier. Unless you look drastically different to your photos you will be fine!



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Cheers brah, my photos are just me from a DSLR taken less than 2 months ago(no myspace bull****), so i look pretty much the exact same although I have been bulking though which is my only concern. After my first meet up, i should be fairly confident, least I'll know what to expect.

[1doctor]

Do any of your brahs ever get nervous that when you meet a girl that she wont find you attractive? Am due to meet some hngggggs soon (never met anyone from tinder or online before) so am pretty nervous about it.

unless you're legit a 4/10 then don't worry. my first tinder date i was actually worried about that, because the girl was legit a 8.5-9/10, and I'm not, but I kept up the humor the whole time, had her laughing and was playful the entire course of the day, and we smashed on my couch.

basically, if you can keep her engaged and most importantly, keep her LAUGHING, then you'll be clear blue 22


don't be weird as well or else we'll see it on twitter like that one dude 10 pages back haha

[rome1989]

Cheers brah, my photos are just me from a DSLR taken less than 2 months ago, so i look pretty much the exact same (have been bulking though which is my only concern). After my first meet up, i should be fairly confident, least I'll know what to expect.

Yeh I get the initial nervousness for the first meet up, you haven't done it before. But just remember, she swiped right, she agreed to meet you, she already finds you attractive Just feel confident, and act confident (not cocky unless that's how you've played it).

[union44]

Have a date set up for tomorrow with this chick but text convo has gone pretty stagnant. Should I just stop texting now and call her tomorrow to reconfirm our date?

[Cadences]

Help brahs. Pulled the one more question before I ask for your number line, and I get this:

"What makes you think I am so easy to give my number out to complete strangers?"

[cheesecake93]

Help brahs. Pulled the one more question before I ask for your number line, and I get this:

"What makes you think I am so easy to give my number out to complete strangers?"

Proceed to the next (srs)