Need srs way to burn 2k calories in 1 day.

[Wiiownz16]

And not completely hate it. It's cold here so no biking, any tips?

[Iliander]

huh? i don't get it.

just eat, lift, sleep, repeat.

[ElevatedVaal]

6'0
161


dont do fuking cardio right now *******
unless you wil eat the calories you burned

[ChromiumD]

Why would you want to Burn 2k cals a day?

[Wiiownz16]

6'0
161


dont do fuking cardio right now *******
unless you wil eat the calories you burned

stats not updated. 16% 175 atm.

[Wiiownz16]

Why would you want to Burn 2k cals a day?

It's for a college chem project. we can pick whatever we wanted to do related to cellular metabolism/consumption, and I wanted to prove to my class once and for all that it really is calories in vs. calories out. So I was going to eat a 2k surplus each day for a week with 2k cals in cardio/liss a day (would contribute to roughly 3-4 lbs of fat w/o cardio). I think it's possibru to fit in, I just hate walking for 7 hours.

[CJ93UK]

This http://www.womansday.com/sex-relatio...alories-110923 here.

Maybe when you're done, you can call some girls out to the front of the class and demonstrate how you burned those 2k a day.

This "Even more fascinating, the researcher reportedly found that a man attempting to remove a bra with his mouth burns as many as 80 calories." is a good 1, find 25 girls, and there's your 2k burned.

[SwoleBrahhh]

Just hop on a cardio machine and go until the counter tells you you've burned 2000

[Wiiownz16]

This http://www.womansday.com/sex-relatio...alories-110923 here.

Maybe when you're done, you can call some girls out to the front of the class and demonstrate how you burned those 2k a day.

haha. yeah I just am tired of hearing words like "eat healthly" etc.... I pick 2k surplus because most people think that's what they eat every day, and if consuming it as a surplus alone, surely I must gain some fat (in their minds). Funniest part is that I am going to eat rice/lean chicken for most of those surpluses, which gunna really fk with their heads lol

[Wiiownz16]

Just hop on a cardio machine and go until the counter tells you you've burned 2000

I heard those can be inaccurate.

[ChromiumD]

CJ93UK haha

Um well burning 2k cals isn't easy. Swimming burns a ton and is really fun.

[Aggrotech]

lol dude just don't eat a 2k surplus if it's for school. how the fuk are they going to know anyway?

brb putting yourself in pain(yes pain,burning 2k aint easy) for some shyt school project

[Wiiownz16]

This http://www.womansday.com/sex-relatio...alories-110923 here.

Maybe when you're done, you can call some girls out to the front of the class and demonstrate how you burned those 2k a day.

This "Even more fascinating, the researcher reportedly found that a man attempting to remove a bra with his mouth burns as many as 80 calories." is a good 1, find 25 girls, and there's your 2k burned.

that article king rofl.

[Wiiownz16]

lol dude just don't eat a 2k surplus if it's for school. how the fuk are they going to know anyway?

brb putting yourself in pain(yes pain,burning 2k aint easy) for some shyt school project

i know 2k surplus going to be relatively hard to do, but it's achievable for a week.

i love biochem, so this is important to me.

also clearly going to take pics of everything I eat and document the running. it's a final project for the year, so it's a big shabang.

also, with how meticulous i am with counting cals and documenting chit, might be featured at a school fundraiser for health awareness. tired of all the broscience going around about healthy this vs. healthy that.

[Aggrotech]

u think 2k surplus is hard at 242? holy **** can't be srs. Im a fukin teen, I shovellin that **** like its nothing.

also clearly going to take pics of everything I eat and document the running. it's a final project for the year, so it's a bing shabang.

not my real stats

I didn't said that 2k surplus is hard lmao, I can eat 3k in one sitting, I said that burning 2k is hard.

why don't you just cheat this, there's a difference between cheating at a test that has useful information and this

[Attaus]

fast? you burn 2k calories by being alive

take some bcaas though

[Wiiownz16]

not my real stats

I didn't said that 2k surplus is hard lmao, I can eat 3k in one sitting, I said that burning 2k is hard.

why don't you just cheat this, there's a difference between cheating at a test that has useful information and this

cheating defeats the purpose of the project. if u have a passion for something, you do it with no ****s given. biochem and excercise science is cool to me. Also, if i lay 2k surplus of cals out and just waste it by pretending to eat it, wtf? not sure if srs. i want to demonstrate that having a 2k surplus and burning 2k each day will contribute to no weight gain or visible body transformation. I'm monitoring sodium and fluid intake too so variables should be even when I weigh in.

[XCRunner9]

Interesting experiment.

Good luck with it man. I would just wear heavy clothing if you're willing to bike in the cold. It'll suck, but it'll be all worth it .