Your now in the cage with a tiger. You have 50 bucks to spend to kill it or die.

[Athos1]

Don't think you *******s realise the speed and power of a f*king tiger

This running at you.. you can spray/poke it with what you want, its gonna hit you like a truck

[Fearme91]

I gave the perfect idea on page 1 *******.

Bear mace + either a machete or spear.

Well if you believe a maced tiger is going to just be helpless than sure. In realty you have to kill it.

Bear spray gets you away from a bear. If you went in on a bear it would kill you. I dont think you understand mace. It doesnt just freeze you up. It irritates you.

[Turamber]

1) Steak
2) Trash can lid
3) Bear mace
4) Baseball bat with nails through it

Distract the tiger with the steak and mace him. If he gets close deflect blows with trash can lid (unlikely but at least some protection). Leisurely bash it's head in with the nail covered bat.

[rtljmc17]

[Fearme91]

Don't think you *******s realise the speed and power of a f*king tiger

This running at you.. you can spray/poke it with what you want, its gonna hit you like a truck

Repped for understanding realty. They believe itll just stay back and take punishment lol



No no.

[MotoX13]

Fast acting tranquilizer guns and a sharp sword

[Spill512]

Steak
Poison

Good night sweet Tiger

[Tswizzle]

i'd buy a condom and fukk that tiger till it loved me

[DatDerUKBrah]

would buy a $50 pitbull to protect me

lock jaw its game over

edit: didn't see inanimate objects
would buy katana and cheap meat

[Fearme91]

would buy a $50 pitbull to protect me

lock jaw its game over

Didnt read original post crew checkin in

[Trouserworm]

A cheap prostitute and a cheap knife


Would push the prostitute in front of the tiger and fail to cut its jugular vein

[SQUiiDDiAM0ND]

I'd give the tiger a Bert Stare. (Srs)

[PSVita]

A spear.

[Muzzlrpress]

I got it

1. My chemical rromance cd
2. Cheap razor
3. Boom box
4. D batteries

First I walk in blaring music.

Next I toss the razor to the floor.

Tiger takes itself out.

Now rep me *******.

[immune18]

A grenade and a shield

[dave.mc]

Would take a long stick and oil soaked rag that I could light, Tiger will be put off by the fire
Rape alarm or something similar that emits a high frequency sound to further distress the Tiger
Another alarm emitting the sound of a wounded or distressed animal that the tiger normally eats to add further distraction
Small hand axe and a long sharpened wooden stick

[ho_124]

Buy a wooden box that I can fit in with a hole in it + a spear or some sharp object. Tiger runs to box, jab at tiger with sharp object till it bleeds to death. Win

[Fearme91]

I got it

1. My chemical romance dc
2. Cheap razor
3. Boom box
4. D batteries

First I walk in blaring music.

Next I toss the razor to the floor.

Tiger takes itself out.

Now rep me *******.

Dang brah watchu gon spen you billyans on

[Fearme91]

Buy a wooden box that I can fit in with a hole in it + a spear or some sharp object. Tiger runs to box, jab at tiger with sharp object till it bleeds to death. Win

Better be some strong ass wood cuz but good idea

[Athos1]

Buy a wooden box that I can fit in with a hole in it + a spear or some sharp object. Tiger runs to box, jab at tiger with sharp object till it bleeds to death. Win

haha
literally best idea in thread so far

[Fist-Of-Freedom]

I'd buy the bigbangtheory dvd box set and a portable dvd player and hope the tiger kills himself

lol'd.

[Muzzlrpress]

Dang brah watchu gon spen you billyans on

Gon get me a yacht filled with 10/10 HBB Asian/Brazillian hybrids, and cruise the seas of the Caribbean.

[Austrianetics]

why not just $45 worth of petrol and a lighter *******s? soak the ****er in petrol and set him on fire lmao

[FearThisjake]

2lbs of flank steak $30
and a $20 axe

thanks for the billion

[DREAMChayser]

Oh so theres not enough time to put gas in a water gun but he has enough time to construct a wood box with a hole in it and everyone else can make a spear....okay.

[Fearme91]

why not just $45 worth of petrol and a lighter *******s? soak the ****er in petrol and set him on fire lmao

Cus youll kill yourself and your family surrounding the cage. How you gonna carry that in at once fool?

[Achilles87]

2nd hand shotgun

[Cheeseburger12]

I'd get a spear.


You wanna have that dere range on that motherfocker

[Big4Life12]

A cheap prostitute and a cheap knife


Would push the prostitute in front of the tiger and fail to cut its jugular vein

Best idea I've heard so far.

[Fearme91]

Oh so theres not enough time to put gas in a water gun but he has enough time to construct a wood box with a hole in it and everyone else can make a spear....okay.

Lol bra i said to coordinate spraying the gas everywhere and lighting it. Look above for how fast they are. Theres a video and its just a baby one. Lol never said u couldnt come in with it together.


He could have box constructed already and hop in as soon as enters the ring.