The cage is surrounded by your loved ones watching helplessly.
Cage is 30ft by 50 ft
Tiger is very aggressive angry and hungry as well. Its a large specimen.
You can only bring items that can be carried by you alone through cage door (size of normal household door).
50 dollars max can be spent to protect yourself
Starts as soon as you enter cage. Inanimate objects only.
You kill it you receive 1 billion.
How do you survive.
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11-13-2013, 02:31 PM #1Registered User
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Your now in the cage with a tiger. You have 50 bucks to spend to kill it or die.
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11-13-2013, 02:34 PM #2Registered User
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Possibly a nice steak, a syringe with either a strong animal tranquillizer/toxic pesticide, and a bat just incase.
Although I'm probably over my spending limit.
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11-13-2013, 02:36 PM #3Premium Gold Member
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11-13-2013, 02:36 PM #4Registered User
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1. Buy ladder and food
2. Climb to the top of cage using ladder
3. Hang out there until tiger dies of starvation (not long because its already hungry)
4. Eat food so I dont die of starvation
5. ??????????
6. 1 billion profit
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11-13-2013, 02:37 PM #5Registered User
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Tigers eat close to 100 lbs of meat at a time. I think he will want you brahOriginally Posted by JackHarm
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11-13-2013, 02:37 PM #6==========
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A cheap hooker.
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11-13-2013, 02:37 PM #7Misc MD Crew
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11-13-2013, 02:37 PM #8Agnostic Atheist
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If I was about to die because of a tiger I would at least get the grammar correct in my thread title.
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11-13-2013, 02:38 PM #9Cocaine Biceps
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11-13-2013, 02:38 PM #10Registered User
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Brb tiger weights 600+ lbs.Originally Posted by JayZeez
Brb it wants you and tries to jump on ladder. It falls.
Brb tiger chewing on ya nuts
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11-13-2013, 02:38 PM #11Registered User
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slingshot with lead bullets.
goodnight sweet tiger
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11-13-2013, 02:39 PM #12Registered User
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A hungry Tiger would have that ladder and you down like it was nothing.Originally Posted by JayZeez
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11-13-2013, 02:39 PM #13Ducks Fly Together
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11-13-2013, 02:39 PM #14CEO'n $2 Trillion a Month
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Bear mace + machete
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11-13-2013, 02:40 PM #15Ground Force One
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Nail gun. I'm sure i could find a cheap ass one
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11-13-2013, 02:40 PM #16
cheap pepper spray/mace (could be like 5-10 bucks) + sledge hammer..
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11-13-2013, 02:40 PM #17Registered User
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"If i was about to die because of *a* tiger I would at least get the grammar correct in my thread title."Originally Posted by Large_Emu
Last edited by Fearme91; 11-14-2013 at 03:55 AM.
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11-13-2013, 02:41 PM #18CTPump's Tormentor
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would buy mace and make a cheap flamethrower (15 bucks) and avoid wherever the burning tiger goes
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11-13-2013, 02:41 PM #19Registered User
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can of bear mace, cheap gas mask and a large knife
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11-13-2013, 02:42 PM #20Registered User
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Only one quotation markOriginally Posted by Fearme91
Sig line can't be a novel
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11-13-2013, 02:42 PM #21Registered User
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Well that depends, how much does an average handgun cost in America?
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11-13-2013, 02:42 PM #22insightful brah
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11-13-2013, 02:42 PM #23being old rules
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adopt a pitbull for free and $50 worth of Jujubes to eat while watching the carnage
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11-13-2013, 02:43 PM #24Registered User
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Lol at you believing that spray would completely stop it. Brb can still hear you and whiskers can feel you. Brb side swiped with claws to the gutsOriginally Posted by ect0
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11-13-2013, 02:43 PM #25Registered User
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why you gotta burst my bubble for?Originally Posted by Fearme91
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11-13-2013, 02:43 PM #26★
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was gonna post the same thingOriginally Posted by MJND
Bear mace + machete
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11-13-2013, 02:44 PM #27Grotesquely Handsome
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Either a chainsaw or a nail gun.
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11-13-2013, 02:44 PM #28
A hooker because I don't want to die a virgin.
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11-13-2013, 02:44 PM #29Registered User
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I'd buy the bigbangtheory dvd box set and a portable dvd player and hope the tiger kills himself
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11-13-2013, 02:44 PM #30Registered User
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I'd appeal to it's sensitive side.
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