9-5 Brahs - GTFIH

[cashinout]

would never work under someone again in my life no matter the benefits

but kudos if you can find peace with it

[QuickTimee]

I am the only one who enjoys my boring 9-5:30 office job. Like seriously?

wtf op you just contradicted yourself?

logic

not even once.

[JBforKing]

Question for you 9-5 brahs: what does your job involve? Just using computers? What do you do?

Sounds good. what exactly do you do?

I'm a private medical insurance consultant. I basically bridge the gap between client and insurer. I usually split my time between computer and phone but it changes daily.

[JBforKing]

wtf op you just contradicted yourself?

logic

not even once.

No I didn't. Those are not mutually exclusive and I was using boring as the common generalisation.

My job can be boring, doesn't mean I don't still enjoy it.

[StUck686]

8-430pm sales checking in. I do about 1 hour of solid work per day

[xMetalocalypse]

It depends on what you're doing. Some engineers are responsible for system support and when something breaks they have to fix it immediately.

Fortunately I got away from that type of work and I am just in development now so I can chose my own hours basically.

Sounds pretty cool man.

[xMetalocalypse]

9 to 5 checking in -

quarterly bonuses
two book reports a month = $100.00
gym reimbursement (up to $35.00)
sponsored community events
gym across the hall
tuition reimbursement
paid travel
free supplements for years
vendor training and free swagg on the regular
awesome benefits
life insurance
401k



sometimes you just get lucky!

Too bad you have to pay for unemployed people's health costs.

U aware?

[xMetalocalypse]

8-430pm sales checking in. I do about 1 hour of solid work per day

Was offered a sales job that was 7-3. Good pay, good benefits, but those *******s wanted me to go door to door and sell their chit. They also said that that would be my permanent position. No thanks Jeff.

[SkinnyBeast24]

we have an entire thread for something like this somewhere...


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somewhere around here

[colbski]

Too bad you have to pay for unemployed people's health costs.

U aware?

Very aware-- it's the nature of the beast!

[StUck686]

Was offered a sales job that was 7-3. Good pay, good benefits, but those *******s wanted me to go door to door and sell their chit. They also said that that would be my permanent position. No thanks Jeff.

lol i dont do door to door

[2RDEYE]

11pm-7:30am slave here, i'm on my 5 min break

[Sharkanana]

Fixing chitty offshore Indian code brah checkin' in.

You wouldn't believe the crap I see.

[MarvinGardens]

5a-7p three days a week checking in. oops wrong thread

[ANumber1]

The rest of the world operates on this schedule, so if you try to screw with it, things get weird fast. Agreed with OP: it's great to have a regular, predictable work schedule. Means I can plan the other parts of my life without worrying about it.

[deaderinred]

6-2 guy here.

Work in an office.

Make more than 99% of the people my age.

Telework 50% of the time. No OT. Weekends off.

$100 a month for dental/health/eye

100k life insurance

401k

stock

about 30 PTO days not including holidays

work bonuses

tuition and certification money

trip to Blackhat every year

free phone



Not complaining. I get paid well to surf the internet.

Some office jobs are awesome. Some are ****ty.

Just like some "non-traditional" jobs can be cool and some can be pumping feces out of a septic tank.

Yeah am i the only who's got a problem with dickheads getting paid for surfing the internet? Here's some douchebag who works some absolutely useless made up job raking in money and thinking he's superior.

I respect the guys working the septic tanks more than clowns like you.

[JBforKing]

5a-7p three days a week checking in. oops wrong thread

Whoa boy, wrong thread!

[JBforKing]

we have an entire thread for something like this somewhere...


somewhere
















somewhere around here

Sorry brah!

[SaviorSix]

9-5 M-F checking in. Can work from home any day, boss lives 1000 miles away and works remotely. When most of the team is actually in the office it's hilarious. We go for lunch at various restaurants


The office chairs are uncomfortable and we have a 9:15 meeting ("scrum") every morning to discuss what we are working on but that's about it.

[Preban_AR15]

Yeah am i the only who's got a problem with dickheads getting paid for surfing the internet? Here's some douchebag who works some absolutely useless made up job raking in money and thinking he's superior.

I respect the guys working the septic tanks more than clowns like you.

Who said we think we're superior? All we said is we don't mind working 9-5.

[Engineer_Guy]

Fixing chitty offshore Indian code brah checkin' in.

You wouldn't believe the crap I see.

That's why I lol at people who say software jobs are at risk of being outsourced. Most companies are bringing those jobs back after learning the hard way that Indian programmers are trash.

[JBforKing]

Who said we think we're superior? All we said is we don't mind working 9-5.

The majority of us have worked hard to get where we are. I know I have, no disrespect but why would them septic tank cleaners deserve more respect in a job that anyone could do and most often only do out of desperation?

Don't know about you guys but I respect everyone the same unless given a reason to believe otherwise.

We all got to work brah

[moonrakerelite]

graduated 5 months ago no job no hope no life brah checking in....fukk

[JBforKing]

graduated 5 months ago no job no hope no life brah checking in....fukk

What degree you got homie?

[moonrakerelite]

What degree you got homie?

Geology, even had an internship with the EPA...had some interviews but they ended up hiring people with more experience. I didn't know that "entry level" meant 2-5 years experience. It's tough out there bro...

[JBforKing]

Geology, even had an internship with the EPA...had some interviews but they ended up hiring people with more experience. I didn't know that "entry level" meant 2-5 years experience. It's tough out there bro...

Yeah it really is brah. Just hang in there and don't settle for the first ****ty job you get - but also make sure you can survive!

[psychosylocibin]

Typically work 8:30-5:00pm. Rarely Worked more than 45 hours in a week.

Complete independence in my work as long as I get work done (no boss nagging me, boss is open to new ideas and outside the box thinking)
Full Gym with Workout classes in Facility, Running Trail etc. They have a massage therapist even.
Cafeteria with amazing subsidized food (max 6 dollars for full dinner, steak/chicken/freshly cooked).
Have an "in" and access to amazing new medical technology (via intranet) also with seminars.
401k/0 co-pay low deductible health insurance
Pull around 82,000 right now a year, and I am probably a little behind co-workers the same age as me. Should get to mid-90's once promotion to senior comes in 1-2 years.
15 days PTO + 12 Federal/other holidays + 4 floating holidays (pretty much same as PTO).


Best Part: What I do benefits people (medical device engineering) so there is a higher level of satisfaction that what I am doing is making a difference.


in B4 "I work at google and/or ******** and pull 100,000 with 30 days PTO, free food, pay for my apartment, bought me a car...

[TehCrab]

If you're working in an office sitting around doing nothing mostly all day (I have no idea wtf you do) I would highly suggest looking into ways to make money online. You're wasting time as it is, might as well try and make MORE money out of it, and if you do a good job you can work from home.

Good luck breh. I made $1250 online this year (not much but I'm a student) and will be moving into making money online full time next year. The more time you have to waste the more you can make.

[JBforKing]

Typically work 8:30-5:00pm. Rarely Worked more than 45 hours in a week.

Complete independence in my work as long as I get work done (no boss nagging me, boss is open to new ideas and outside the box thinking)
Full Gym with Workout classes in Facility, Running Trail etc. They have a massage therapist even.
Cafeteria with amazing subsidized food (max 6 dollars for full dinner, steak/chicken/freshly cooked).
Have an "in" and access to amazing new medical technology (via intranet) also with seminars.
401k/0 co-pay low deductible health insurance
Pull around 82,000 right now a year, and I am probably a little behind co-workers the same age as me. Should get to mid-90's once promotion to senior comes in 1-2 years.
15 days PTO + 12 Federal/other holidays + 4 floating holidays (pretty much same as PTO).


Best Part: What I do benefits people (medical device engineering) so there is a higher level of satisfaction that what I am doing is making a difference.


in B4 "I work at google and/or ******** and pull 100,000 with 30 days PTO, free food, pay for my apartment, bought me a car...

Sounds like an awesome job man

[JBforKing]

If you're working in an office sitting around doing nothing mostly all day (I have no idea wtf you do) I would highly suggest looking into ways to make money online. You're wasting time as it is, might as well try and make MORE money out of it, and if you do a good job you can work from home.

Good luck breh. I made $1250 online this year (not much but I'm a student) and will be moving into making money online full time next year. The more time you have to waste the more you can make.

I don't have time but what you do exactly online?