Canada is run by a crackhead.

[JRT6]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nat...ut-cana,34471/



Nation Not About To Start Giving A **** About Canadian Politics

News in Brief • Politics • World • politicians • ISSUE 49•45 • Nov 6, 2013



WASHINGTON—Despite Toronto mayor Rob Ford’s recent controversial admission to having smoked crack *******, Americans across the country confirmed Wednesday that, Rob Ford or no Rob Ford, there’s just no way they’re about to start giving a **** about Canadian politics—no way in hell. “Yeah, sorry, not happening,” said 37-year-old Harrisburg, PA resident Daniel Cooke, echoing the thoughts of millions of Americans who told reporters they will continue happily ignoring any and all stories about the Canadian government, the politics of Canada, or scandals involving Canadian politicians. “Frankly, that guy could have been having sex with an underage boy in the middle of a parliament meeting or whatever the hell they have over there and I still wouldn’t give a ****. I don’t know or care to know who he is, where he’s from, or what he did. What I do know is that if you think I’m going to start paying attention to what’s going on with politics in Toronto or Nova Scotia or Ontario City or wherever the **** then you’re going to be very disappointed.” The U.S. populace went on to confirm that, unless Martin Short were to somehow be elected prime minister, their interest level in Canadian politics would remain at this level indefinitely

[cactusflower]

Canada still can't top the US. Marion Barry, The Washington D.C. Mayor, got busted and did time for possesion of crack, got caught on tape smoking crack with a bunch of hoes, THEN got re-elected mayor. LOL Top that!

No, we really don't want to lol!

[cactusflower]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nat...ut-cana,34471/



Nation Not About To Start Giving A **** About Canadian Politics

News in Brief • Politics • World • politicians • ISSUE 49•45 • Nov 6, 2013



WASHINGTON—Despite Toronto mayor Rob Ford’s recent controversial admission to having smoked crack *******, Americans across the country confirmed Wednesday that, Rob Ford or no Rob Ford, there’s just no way they’re about to start giving a **** about Canadian politics—no way in hell. “Yeah, sorry, not happening,” said 37-year-old Harrisburg, PA resident Daniel Cooke, echoing the thoughts of millions of Americans who told reporters they will continue happily ignoring any and all stories about the Canadian government, the politics of Canada, or scandals involving Canadian politicians. “Frankly, that guy could have been having sex with an underage boy in the middle of a parliament meeting or whatever the hell they have over there and I still wouldn’t give a ****. I don’t know or care to know who he is, where he’s from, or what he did. What I do know is that if you think I’m going to start paying attention to what’s going on with politics in Toronto or Nova Scotia or Ontario City or wherever the **** then you’re going to be very disappointed.” The U.S. populace went on to confirm that, unless Martin Short were to somehow be elected prime minister, their interest level in Canadian politics would remain at this level indefinitely

That's a really intelligent sounding 37 year old that was interviewed ....

[Phattso]

Pot is becoming more legal in the US, so maybe we are just behind the times. Maybe crack is legal in Toronto. That would make it ok, right?

[ChazWood]

Why is it that Canadians have no sense of humor?

[cactusflower]

Totally. That whole article was so bad it was almost like it was a joke.



It is unwise to question other people's intelligence.

Why is it that Canadians have no sense of humor?

oops! sue me!

[LisaSkinnoble]

oops! sue me!

I didn't get it either.


"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process." E.B. White

[frozensparky]

I didn't get it either.

My guess is you guys didn't see the article was written in the onion.

Funny thing to me is although it's a fake article I'm pretty sure most Americans DGAF about Canadian politics.

[Brackneyc]

My guess is you guys didn't see the article was written in the onion.

Funny thing to me is although it's a fake article I'm pretty sure most Americans DGAF about Canadian politics.

Most Americans DGAF about American politics. Oh, they're fat too. Always have to add that one in there.

[fitnessguy11]

cracks bad

[ChazWood]

Crack ******* is a hell of a drug.

[litljay]

Most Americans DGAF about American politics. Oh, they're fat too. Always have to add that one in there.

This for sure!

I've had plenty of drunken stupers, but they've never led to smoking crack...that I can remember.

[rancid_theclash]

hes actually a real good mayor though!!!!

[cactusflower]

I didn't get it either.


"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process." E.B. White

I'm glad I wasn't the only one!

My guess is you guys didn't see the article was written in the onion.

Funny thing to me is although it's a fake article I'm pretty sure most Americans DGAF about Canadian politics.

NO they don't. A lot of Americans don't know much outside of their own country though.

Crack ******* is a hell of a drug.

LOL that was part of a Jimmy Kimmel montage...it was hilarious!

[mtpockets]

There is truth to the old adage,

No such thing as bad publicity,

This will probably aid his political career.

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In the 70's a "smokin crack" was a good thing.

[mslman71]

Americans do not know who the mayor of Toronto is for the same reason that Canadians don't know who the Minister of Culture and Education is for Equatorial Guinea.

[Demonchylde]

I think we are being too hard on him to be honest. I mean he only does crack when he is in one of his drunken stupors. I mean...who hasn't?




:P

[LisaSkinnoble]

[tomnationwide]

If you look at him you can safely say that unless Canada has been able to synthesize crack into cheeseburger and fries form then he's not using crack.

[cactusflower]

There is an all concrete wall outside of city hall which he can see from his office.....people have been writing him messages in chalk to step aside, get help etc etc...this will not be going away any time soon.

[EB68]

NO they don't. A lot of Americans don't know much outside of their own country though.

About 50 percent of Americans have no clue what is going on in America, if they did we wouldn't be 17 trillion dollars in debt and running towards socialism like it was an Ice cream truck.

[LisaSkinnoble]

Another video. He says he was inebriated.

NSFW - PROFANITY

[Phattso]

Seems he looks forward to the noon buffet at the Chinese joint (no crack whore).

[Demonchylde]

There is an all concrete wall outside of city hall which he can see from his office.....people have been writing him messages in chalk to step aside, get help etc etc...this will not be going away any time soon.

Saw this today on may way to work. It's a combination of ridicule, and worry. Mentioning he should get the heck out, and most importantly help.

Overall, this is not someone I want representing my city.

Teachers, Lawyers, professional people have been fired for posting things on ******** for crying out loud. Or drunken photos they are tagged in. These are good people too.

This is a touch more extreme. I know I would be fired or at least given the option to seek help, or be fired.

[paolo59]

Another video. He says he was inebriated.

NSFW - PROFANITY

Is this the latest video showing a particularly ugly rant threatening to kill someone? I saw headlines this morning before work on such. Didn't watch it, but read the transcript. The gentleman, despite any talent and capability (and I'm sure he's got a good bit of both) seems to have one glaring flaw when it comes to self control and anger management.

On a serious note; we can become all sorts of things, positive and productive, in this life. But those ugly little character flaws, or 'weaknesses' that we fail to deal with over the years will always come back to haunt us. We've all got them, to one extent or another. It's easy to sit back, be disgusted and disillusioned, but it's all part and parcel of the human state of being. We are flawed. Not making excuses for the man. He's in deep doo-doo, politically speaking.

Doesn't effect me, what goes on in Toronto. But there's plenty of it that goes on all around. In every State or Provincial Capital, in every nation, in business/finance, in every walk of life, in what is simply personal, every day life. Makes you think, no? There, but for the Grace of God, go I!

[JRT6]

He might smoke crack but don't ever accuse him of eating pussy.

http://deadspin.com/rob-ford-denies-...d-p-1464353838

[fitfinealways]

hes actually a real good mayor though!!!!

Are you on crack too?

[fitfinealways]

Ontario city?

For starters, it is a province. But, we never expected our loud neighbours to know geography.

[GuyJin]

It shouldn't bother me that a lot of Americans think Toronto is the capitol of Canada.

Everyone knows it's Moose Jaw.



Seriously, if those in Ottawa--yes, our real capitol--see these messages, they're apt to think that Americans don't know squat about Canada. As an ex-Torontonian, Ford is a disgrace, but he does bring the lulz. "Drunken stupor" is now the new norm for Internet memes and has given TO a lot of mileage. Thanks, Ford! You're our version of the Edsel...

[paolo59]

It shouldn't bother me that a lot of Americans think Toronto is the capitol of Canada.

Everyone knows it's Moose Jaw.



Seriously, if those in Ottawa--yes, our real capitol--see these messages, they're apt to think that Americans don't know squat about Canada. As an ex-Torontonian, Ford is a disgrace, but he does bring the lulz. "Drunken stupor" is now the new norm for Internet memes and has given TO a lot of mileage. Thanks, Ford! You're our version of the Edsel...

LOL He's the gift that keeps on giving! I imagine that stand up comedians and every talk show funny man all over Canada is having a field day with all of this. I may be mistaken, but I believe that I saw where his approval ratings have gone up. Ha! Who says Canadians don't have a sense of humor?