Rate my Halloween costume/10 (pic)

[Purplekoolaid]

Describe threesome and the filthy sloot who agreed to it.

Friend said "Purplekoolaid, come here", brought me into his room with him and a girl

He said "wanna have a threesome" I thought to myself... why not. Looked at girl, she nodded. He lays on his back and starts getting blown. I pull down her panties and rail her from behind

/end

[Copperplate]

how did you squeeze into those

plus sized women costumes?

[AwhYeah]

You realize dudes, me included, get laid regularly without disgracing themselves and the male gender as a whole, right?

[betterthangoode]

lolling at you 5'5 147 pounds and 23 yr old virgin

5'5 170 dreamer bulk and have smashed chicks your awkward self couldnt even talk to

[Purplekoolaid]

You realize dudes, me included, get laid regularly without disgracing themselves and the male gender as a whole, right?

Strong sense of humor and strong homophobia

jesus christ what is wrong with some miscers?

[Purplekoolaid]

how did you squeeze into those

plus sized women costumes?

Was a medium I think (girl sizes 8-14)

Hardest thing to fit was lats, kept pushing the dress down

[SangreDeReyes]

nikki six and jessie rogers right ???

[portamoral]

fukin zeezprah mirin hard as foooook

[GlassMoon]

Strong sense of humor and strong homophobia

jesus christ what is wrong with some miscers?

ya dressing like a ******* is really funny (not srs)

[Beny10]

5'5 170 dreamer bulk and have smashed chicks your awkward self couldnt even talk to

At that height im sure they turn and fk you lil bish

[xmeandix]

I actually had sex with two girls that night (one was a threesome with my best friend, he's a miscer and can confirm)

Literally had sex with 3 girls this week, so no

Idk you guys can call me a flaming homo or make gay jokes, but instant girl-pulling when you do this. At least I got laid three times this week (all from wearing slutty costumes, I had a slutty robin on tuesday)

Friend said "Purplekoolaid, come here", brought me into his room with him and a girl

He said "wanna have a threesome" I thought to myself... why not. Looked at girl, she nodded. He lays on his back and starts getting blown. I pull down her panties and rail her from behind

/end

you havent had sex with anyone *******

[AwhYeah]

Strong sense of humor and strong homophobia

jesus christ what is wrong with some miscers?

You're deflecting. I have no problem with gays; just don't dress like a drag-queen and expect not to be considered one.

[Juicetin]

u w0t m8

[Purplekoolaid]

ya dressing like a ******* is really funny (not srs)

Dressing up as "a girl who is a slutty ladybug" is not the same as dressing as a *******.... at least IMHO

I would not dress like actual gay guys or write things like I love cock all over me, or talk gay or whatever.

[aestheticparrot]

(no homo)



Girls were mirin super hard

lol actually is pretty good, came in expecting some ****e skinny ******* dressed up as zeez or something

[EricEst1978]

Girls were mirin super hard

no, no they weren't.

[Purplekoolaid]

You're deflecting. I have no problem with gays; just don't dress like a drag-queen and expect not to be considered one.

Yes and people who dress up as superman for Halloween are actually considered to be superman..........

strong logic

[ProfessorHyde]

a 3some with a dude? LOL oh yes that will impress us

Impresses me

Am I the only one who really wants to make this happen??

[AwhYeah]

Dressing up as "a girl who is a slutty ladybug" is not the same as dressing as a *******.... at least IMHO

I would not dress like actual gay guys or write things like I love cock all over me, or talk gay or whatever.

drag queen
noun
noun: drag queen; plural noun: drag queens
1.
a man who dresses up in women's clothes, typically for the purposes of entertainment.

[Purplekoolaid]

drag queen
noun
noun: drag queen; plural noun: drag queens
1.
a man who dresses up in women's clothes, typically for the purposes of entertainment.

It's halloween.... jesus christ

[ProfessorHyde]

You realize dudes, me included, get laid regularly without disgracing themselves and the male gender as a whole, right?

Its halloween, whats the big deal???

Would do it myself if I didnt have to deal with all the ******* insecure kunts like those in this thread who would give me chit for it.

What makes me lol is that its guys posting in this thread who try so desperately to fake this macho brovado act which is the reason why they hardly get laid, bitches can see right through it

[Copperplate]

Was a medium I think (girl sizes 8-14)

Hardest thing to fit was lats, kept pushing the dress down

lmao

It's really only guys who are super confident that can wear these without flinching.

[ItWasThePlan]

good for u brah u dressed up as a lady bug.

[PostOfficeRus]

mirin brah LOL at haters ITT that do not get pussy

[brake]

hahhahahah came in expecting another poverty ghost
left lol'ing thx op

hahah this made me lol, pictured a bunch of ******* miscers with sheets draped over their heads like povo ****s....

Not as good as mine /10

Then I saw this, hHHAHAhahhahahaHHAha ****ing made me lol hard u **** jjhiuolk[p--

[ironwilledchic]

I think I saw you at a Halloween party, op. Yikes! You were unmistakable. Now I know who you are IRL, and THATS scary, op.

[Purplekoolaid]

Its halloween, whats the big deal???

Would do it myself if I didnt have to deal with all the ******* insecure kunts like those in this thread who would give me chit for it.

What makes me lol is that its guys posting in this thread who try so desperately to fake this macho brovado act which is the reason why they hardly get laid, bitches can see right through it

I had about 40 girls approach me to take pics, or say I like your costume, or just tell me how funny it was and stuff ...and only 1 guy who said 'nice dress *******'..... looked like he couldn't pull a girl to save his life.

Honestly, I'd do it next year if you want. If you're big and joocy, guys wont say chit, and girls will mire the confidence

[fwwe]

I actually had sex with two girls that night (one was a threesome with my best friend, he's a miscer and can confirm)

A 3some with another dude isn't helping your case bro.

[Purplekoolaid]

I think I saw you at a Halloween party, op. Yikes! You were unmistakable. Now I know who you are IRL, and THATS scary, op.

not sure if srs, because that means you know where I live seeing as I had parties at my place the entire week

A 3some with another dude isn't helping your case bro.

Not like I was touching him or doing anything with him. Was a pretty funny experience.

[demadio]

hahhahahah came in expecting another poverty ghost
left lol'ing thx op

I actually saw girl this weekend dressed as a poverty ghost. Can't remember if it was toilet paper or a sheet.