**OFFICIAL U.S. ARMY THREAD** 7th TOUR -Trimming the fat & SideBurns (SB are safe!!!)

[BigJohnny999]

If it's not Syria, Iran, Yemen, or NK it'll be some place in the ******* of Africa that we go to next. But it seems like we're learning the lesson to not fight unconventional wars with conventional forces. So I imagine it'll mostly be special operations that has the fun in the next 20 years.

My money is on Africa, possibly South America. If not, then it will surely be on one of the other continents.

[AntiGlobalist]

I agree, but Spec Ops has created this need for support... so guess who will do that?

We are a tired/worn out force. They need the fresh blood, and will kick out the old grumpy blood. I'm guessing over the next 5 years, our average age will drop in the Army.

Yeaaah buddy I can't wait to spend a year pulling guard duty and cleaning latrines in Africa!

[khergan]

Yeaaah buddy I can't wait to spend a year pulling guard duty and cleaning latrines in Africa!

They already have a brigade out of Ft. Riley doing rotations in Africa along with another one out of Ft. Bliss. They also have those new Korea "deployments" that 1st Cav is doing where instead of getting stationed there and taking their family, they go on mock deployment so they get to enjoy none of the benefits of actually living in Korea. Yay.

I predict it's going to be a rocky ride in the next 3-4 years during the great purging. They're getting rid of a lot of mid level officers and NCOs to make way for fresh new mindsets.

[VAPump]

Watching this show called Enlisted.



LOL wtf IS THIS!?!?!?!?!hahhahaha

[schnit]

Watching this show called Enlisted.



LOL wtf IS THIS!?!?!?!?!hahhahaha

Saw the previews of it a few months ago. Zero interest in watching.

In other news, I see this image circulating. Apparantly some Alabama NG unit has required to wear all their battle rattle while helping out with the snow down south. No thanks!

[VAPump]

Saw the previews of it a few months ago. Zero interest in watching.

In other news, I see this image circulating. Apparantly some Alabama NG unit has required to wear all their battle rattle while helping out with the snow down south. No thanks!

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Om6k6gY.jpg[/mg]

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[put5onyo]

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I laughed

[blumpkin415]

Watching this show called Enlisted.



LOL wtf IS THIS!?!?!?!?!hahhahaha

It is the FAIL of all FAIL

I don't dare watch it, i'd break my nice TV

[austin.j.taylor]

They need the fresh blood, and will kick out the old grumpy blood. I'm guessing over the next 5 years, our average age will drop in the Army.

I bet its the other way around. Getting rid of the middle tiers like they did in the 90's caused a ton of heartache and really bad publicity. They will slowly close down recruiting and weed out the current bad apples. They will also slow promotions way down and trim a few BCT's.


We like to repeat our mistakes, so we will trim down to an unreasonable response size. They will then throw anyone in uniform who might pass basic and repeat 2003-2012 all over again.

[paulpfiction]

What shall I do this weekend? Drink by myself ordrink by myself and play zombies?

[schnit]

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Sorry, have a rough day with the newspaper lady again?

[JetLife]

Anyone here recently gone to Basic Airborne school at Ft. Benning? I have a slot to attend in March, looking to get a bit of info regarding the dorms, surrounding area and curfew.

[put5onyo]

One of my competitors got arrested and charged with Conspiracy to Committ Murder today.


LULZ

[jmonty]

One of my competitors got arrested and charged with Conspiracy to Committ Murder today.


LULZ

You gonna defend him?

[put5onyo]

You gonna defend him?

If he has the $$$$$

[schnit]

If he has the $$$$$

Do 1st year lawyers cost that much???

[jmonty]

Do 1st year lawyers cost that much???

lol

[put5onyo]

Do 1st year lawyers cost that much???

I would give him a discount, so $75K

[schnit]

I would give him a discount, so $75K

I've heard how new lawyers typically have it.

I'll give you $200. Half in cash, half in coupons to local businesses.

[put5onyo]

I've heard how new lawyers typically have it.

I'll give you $200. Half in cash, half in coupons to local businesses.

For some reasons beyond my control, I was thrust into doing a lot of high level cases quickly in my career, including two murder trials.


I'm "newer" in years but I would put my experiences up against a lot of older attorneys.

[VAPump]

Anyone here recently gone to Basic Airborne school at Ft. Benning? I have a slot to attend in March, looking to get a bit of info regarding the dorms, surrounding area and curfew.

Referring to it as dorms.......

I'm going to need schnit to come translate Air Force speak for us.




It's a whole 3 weeks. None of those questions matter.

But really, maybe your Google is also broken http://www.benning.army.mil/infantry...07th/airborne/

[scullin]

Referring to it as dorms.......

I'm going to need schnit to come translate Air Force speak for us.

I lol'd @ dorms. Thought of AF right away too.

[JetLife]

Referring to it as dorms.......

I'm going to need schnit to come translate Air Force speak for us.




It's a whole 3 weeks. None of those questions matter.

But really, maybe your Google is also broken http://www.benning.army.mil/infantry...07th/airborne/

Google isn't going to tell me the type of information I would like to know from someone who has been there recently.

Thank You.

[jmonty]

For some reasons beyond my control, I was thrust into doing a lot of high level cases quickly in my career, including two murder trials.

are you an incredibly handsome man? just asking, since women apparently sneak into your home while you're asleep to S your D

(no homo)

[put5onyo]

are you an incredibly handsome man? just asking, since women apparently sneak into your home while you're asleep to S your D

(no homo)

I would say no.














But I have a huge dick.

[optimuspeterson]

Google isn't going to tell me the type of information I would like to know from someone who has been there recently.

Thank You.

10 years ago you lived in barracks with 1-3 other dudes. Curfew didn't matter because you were so tired and sore from all the fun activities during the day. I have been to Benning twice and I'm not a big of the area. Plus its only three weeks, so who really cares. 10 years ago the weekends were our own and we never had bed checks that I can remember.

If you are low ranking and they have large class sizes that exceed their cap, expect to fail your PT test in the pushup department. Doesn't matter how perfect you complete each and every pushup. Multiple people got dropped back a class, or kicked out entirely for falling out of runs or failing to complete all tasks to standard.

But who the hell knows. Its 2014 and the Army is worried about hurting peoples feelings. They probably issue everyone an iPAD during the course and have you practice your PLF via the game Tiny Wings....

[jmonty]

I would say no.














But I have a huge dick.

Hmm

The judge must know

[CheekyRunt]

One of my competitors got arrested and charged with Conspiracy to Committ Murder today.


LULZ

details?

[schnit]

I'm going to need schnit to come translate Air Force speak for us.

Fuked if I know anything about how the Air Force works. Had my flight physical and everyone I saw was standing around with their hands in their pocket. E3, E6, O1 and O5 all standing around talking with their hands in their pockets. Not sure if thats just the certain medical group or if it's how the entire air force rolls. I also called my recruiter today and was greeted with "Whassup, Yo?"

[schnit]

details?

I googled it for you.

http://www.kxnet.com/story/24594878/...der-conspiracy