**OFFICIAL U.S. ARMY THREAD** 7th TOUR -Trimming the fat & SideBurns (SB are safe!!!)

[Gomer_Pyle]

Saw this in FB.

Gomer, you jelly that this chickenhead I went to OSUT with is now contracting, making more money than you, is more tactically sound than you..........and more of a man than you....

If she shaved her head I would have though it was Timothy oliphant from the movie Hitman, plus she had to be an MP



So only a little mad

[blumpkin415]

This years EO training is as follows;

Men are evil, and rape everything.

That is SHARP training

[bee su]

i have to cut some weight. the heavier i got, my run time got worse and worse but still passable. gained as much as 49lbs since sep 2012. doing more running and strength routines and not really focusing on building muscles. active recruiter told me he could take me asap too without going to basic again. 18x. i kinda did want to go back though.

[schnit]

She's got a man face and build. No thanks.

[schnit]

yea dude when that showed up in my fb feed i kept scrolling at first because i just thought it was "one of the guys."

i said hmmm wait a sec, scrolled back up.......and woman wtf happened to you. lmao

I'll be honest, I thought it was some pony tailed ******* at first glance.

Still wouldn't be surprised if it had a diq.

[sugicalmike]

i have to cut some weight. the heavier i got, my run time got worse and worse but still passable. gained as much as 49lbs since sep 2012. doing more running and strength routines and not really focusing on building muscles. active recruiter told me he could take me asap too without going to basic again. 18x. i kinda did want to go back though.

Perkis system.

'Nuff said!

[Gomer_Pyle]

RIP army thread


X_X

[Dirk__Diggler]

We retired now!

[AgRyan]

Friend just died at JRTC.

feelsbadman.

[Dirk__Diggler]

Friend just died at JRTC.

feelsbadman.

WTF man.

Story time. RIP to the guy.

[Gomer_Pyle]

Friend just died at JRTC.

feelsbadman.

How???

Edit:
Nvm looked it up..... Chit sucks man.

[ChaseB1991]

Looking for acog batteries. Somebody told me they were in the grid square box next to the prickee5's

[ChaseB1991]

Friend just died at JRTC.

feelsbadman.

I saw on FB. If I'm correct it was a 101Ab guy. Fort Polk ain't no joke. I love being stationed here -___-

Not srs

[Interrogate]

Friend just died at JRTC.

feelsbadman.

Dude. That's horrible, I'm sorry.

I was supposed to go to JRTC in Jan. Decided to get out and go to school. Computer science stuff, since networking with a clearance is pretty good pay. Maybe go through ROTC and come back as an officer. Dunno.

Can't get any sweet jobs doing sweet HUMINT spooky stuff with my resume Plus wifey is staying in, so trying to find a way to stay close-ish to Fort Drum.

Also... My unit has a "pre-Air Assualt" PT group. Just went to AA, that **** is easy as fuark. Except slingloads, kinda stressful cause you know you're dropped if you dont find the gigs quickly.

Gomer, all the EOD dudes in the class were jacked as hell. Wutdo?

[Gomer_Pyle]

Dude. That's horrible, I'm sorry.

I was supposed to go to JRTC in Jan. Decided to get out and go to school. Computer science stuff, since networking with a clearance is pretty good pay. Maybe go through ROTC and come back as an officer. Dunno.

Can't get any sweet jobs doing sweet HUMINT spooky stuff with my resume Plus wifey is staying in, so trying to find a way to stay close-ish to Fort Drum.

Also... My unit has a "pre-Air Assualt" PT group. Just went to AA, that **** is easy as fuark. Except slingloads, kinda stressful cause you know you're dropped if you dont find the gigs quickly.

Gomer, all the EOD dudes in the class were jacked as hell. Wutdo?

That's because we only do organized pt every once in a while and don't have any work to do anymore, so we just leave and go to the gym.

I'm getting closer, gained 15 pounds and lost 1or 2% in the last couple months.

[Dirk__Diggler]

Will think of this every time I see a cadet. (I know she is JROTC)

[TXBuddy]

Phuck me. I just got hosed on my new job.

I have been trying for this new gig for 4 years and finally got it. now that I am here, the G1 just transferred me to another complete BS job. I would rather gouge my eyes out with a MRE spoon. I came back to TX to spend time with all my family here and stop travelling so much.

Now I have been told I am leaving in two weeks for 90 days, and the rotation will be every other 90 days. Oh, and the field grades do staff duty. WTF..

[Gomer_Pyle]

Phuck me. I just got hosed on my new job.

I have been trying for this new gig for 4 years and finally got it. now that I am here, the G1 just transferred me to another complete BS job. I would rather gouge my eyes out with a MRE spoon. I came back to TX to spend time with all my family here and stop travelling so much.

Now I have been told I am leaving in two weeks for 90 days, and the rotation will be every other 90 days. Oh, and the field grades do staff duty. WTF..

Sorry man that sucks.


It seems like everyone's getting the long d recently and its probably only gonna get worse

[ChaseB1991]

Dat der ETS.


*JackNicholsonHeadNodGif*

[AgRyan]

WTF man.

Story time. RIP to the guy.

I saw on FB. If I'm correct it was a 101Ab guy. Fort Polk ain't no joke. I love being stationed here -___-

Not srs

Yeah 101st guy. He was just getting ready to come back too. Wouldn't wish anyone's last month of life to be spent at JRTC.

[400Lb Gorilla]

Sorry man that sucks.


It seems like everyone's getting the long d recently and its probably only gonna get worse

Thanks Obama


lol at the RTC tat. that shiet looks painful

[combatdepth]

Hey Gomer your story was published

http://www.armytimes.com/article/201...-up-coming-out

[Wisdom15]

How do civilian doctors handle people with Tricare? Is there a specific letter or card or something I need in case I have to visit a civilian doctor for any reason?

I ask because I want bloodwork done as well as another little test to make sure my promiscuity hasn't bitten me in the ass.

[jmonty]

How do civilian doctors handle people with Tricare? Is there a specific letter or card or something I need in case I have to visit a civilian doctor for any reason?

I ask because I want bloodwork done as well as another little test to make sure my promiscuity hasn't bitten me in the ass.

I hope you aren't pregnant

[TXBuddy]

How do civilian doctors handle people with Tricare? Is there a specific letter or card or something I need in case I have to visit a civilian doctor for any reason?

I ask because I want bloodwork done as well as another little test to make sure my promiscuity hasn't bitten me in the ass.

You have to log in to Tricare and search for a provider in your area (or call them and they will do it). Pick one and make them your GP. You cant just go to any doc and show them your Tricare card.

[Wisdom15]

I hope you aren't pregnant

Nah, but I don't want to be surprised one day with the herp.

[Gomer_Pyle]

Hey Gomer your story was published

http://www.armytimes.com/article/201...-up-coming-out

I wish, if smashing gash wasn't so great I'd love to have a boyfriend

[Hola Bola]

How do civilian doctors handle people with Tricare? Is there a specific letter or card or something I need in case I have to visit a civilian doctor for any reason?

I ask because I want bloodwork done as well as another little test to make sure my promiscuity hasn't bitten me in the ass.

You don't need a tricare card, just your military ID. Call ahead to make sure they are a tricare provider.

[schnit]

How do civilian doctors handle people with Tricare? Is there a specific letter or card or something I need in case I have to visit a civilian doctor for any reason?

I ask because I want bloodwork done as well as another little test to make sure my promiscuity hasn't bitten me in the ass.

Call tricare or call the doc office and be all like "yall take tricare?"

Go in, when they ask for insurance card be all like "shiiiit they don't give me one. here's my social"

Get blood work done....stay up at night worrying for the next couple days.

Get phone call, doc be all like "we need you to come in to discuss your results"

[Gomer_Pyle]

Well my early separation packet is completed and up at brigade.


*crosses fingers*