RANT: What good! Dad! Train your son in order that he is a champion!

[darinaldi]

It should be a league rule saying that a defender can not tackle a player by his penis. #NFL the most painful thing ever! #NFL

Word.

[darinaldi]

tackle a player by his penis.

[Farley1324]

...uh...wut

[kvk1]

the penis tackle

a lencho specialty

[chazzy1864]

[ryuten]

Just bought like $500 worth of protein from the Cyber Monday deal... Not all for me, but that's still a lot of protein! Stocking up when I can get low prices.

Came by to say Hi!

[chazzy1864]

[GeneralSerpant]

Driver was a ****ing dumbass who raced another guy and lost control at 120 mph. He's lucky to be alive, not seriously injured, not in jail, and not guilty of manslaughter.

I'm curious about how or why he assumed that Chuzzle's friend might have been the one responsible.

[Final_Rep]

Hell yes.

[Farley1324]

I'm curious about how or why he assumed that Chuzzle's friend might have been the one responsible.

Unclear pronoun.

I don't follow.

[darinaldi]

I'm curious about how or why he assumed that Chuzzle's friend might have been the one responsible.

I'm curious about how or why half of your posts read like they were a computer-generated text script instead of a real person typing in (presumably) his/her (presumably) native language.

[therorschach]

Unclear pronoun.

I don't follow.

The Royal "he". You know, the editorial.

[theshoupguy]

Haven't heard of this guy before - pretty good though.

[medjen]

I'm curious about how or why half of your posts read like they were a computer-generated text script instead of a real person typing in (presumably) his/her (presumably) native language.

I've always assumed they've been run through Google translate half a dozen times.

[DivaJana]

[darinaldi]

I've always assumed they've been run through Google translate half a dozen times.

They frequently read like an experimental Google chatbot that has only ever read academic papers and journal articles.

[Hishiad]

GS plays dota...like a machine too! No mic though so unclear if real person or what.

[Final_Rep]

[img]http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/12/skill-103612.gif[img]

"Once upon a time, in Soccer, something mildly interesting happened."

Cool story, bro who is not a bro.

[Farley1324]

up a time

[Final_Rep]

up a time

Feck. I was on the phone and posting at the same time.

[ryuten]

I'm from San Francisco, but I don't watch Football. This is too funny not to repost on my ******** Feed for the rest of my friends. HAHAHAHA

[GeneralSerpant]

I've always assumed they've been run through Google translate half a dozen times.

Lol, google translate doesn't work with synonyms of a given language.

[GeneralSerpant]

GS plays dota...like a machine too! No mic though so unclear if real person or what.

Well, look who's talking, Mr. I actually used the mic for half a sentence last game.

[Lencho]

the penis tackle

a lencho specialty

Pros:

1. Reduction in helmet-to-helmet collisions

2. b0ner time

















































3. penis

[Lencho]

Cons:

n/a

[chazzy1864]

Cons:

n/a

lol

[Final_Rep]

Cons:

n/a

Cons:

Unwanted elongation of the penis may occur after many tackles.

[Hishiad]

Cons:

Unwanted elongation of the penis may occur after many tackles.

With such a large head I would expect space for a sense of humor

[Final_Rep]

With such a large head I would expect space for a sense of humor

Well sorry, I'm no Tennesseeian with plenty of empty space up there.

[theshoupguy]

Cons:

Unwanted elongation of the penis