Damn Branch

[jaxdaddy44]

I remember when you were a favorite on these boards.. You had your haters.. short arms.. blah blah.. but overall you got mad love here... Did the jokes and bullshyt come after you snatched 2nd at the Olympia? Anyways.. sad to see a guy who really doesnt deserve it.. catch the hell you are catching from the fools on this board..

[Larfleeze]

Gonna pretend this post wasn't (weirdly) written in the second person..

Don't think he was ever a huge fan favourite due to his mangled-ness, Jesus pish and moronic training style but I think the hate really started when he began robbing more deserving guys of high placings (12 Arnold, 12 Olympia) and only got worse when he laughed about that kid who got stuck in the leg press.

[SammyJr]

welcome to the boards branch

[tom11]

I don't know how he managed to look like what he is now but when he was younger his physique was crazy good...

[Larfleeze]

I don't know how he managed to look like what he is now

Watch one of his training videos.

[BigDaddyCoolPR]

Anyways.. sad to see a guy who really doesnt deserve it

...funny, that's exactly what I thought when he won the 2012 Arnold.

[tom11]

Watch one of his training videos.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/K6KaAqu.jpg[img]

Yep I have his videos but I don't recall him tearing a pec or shoulder just from bouncing the bench press. Like he teared his tricep falling from the stairs? Lmfao. Maybe he has some sort of nerve damage too. Has he torn a lat from the actual exericse? I have seen him doing pulldowns and he just uses a $hitload of momentum and some barbell rows with 3 plates he was doing, they were done with better form than what I expected. He did them deadstop from the ground, somewhat like Pendlay rows and almost strict!

Who knows, maybe he fell from his truck. He has it elevated quick a bit if!

[Canuck77]

Gonna pretend this post wasn't (weirdly) written in the second person..

Don't think he was ever a huge fan favourite due to his mangled-ness, Jesus pish and moronic training style but I think the hate really started when he began robbing more deserving guys of high placings (12 Arnold, 12 Olympia) and only got worse when he laughed about that kid who got stuck in the leg press.

This. Never recalled him being a popular fan fav on these boards and as stated, the "hate" intensified when he started getting placings that were questionable all the while his body/physique was regressing which was likely, at leas in part, due to his injuries caused by his "moronic" training style. He is an ego lifter. I do kind of feel for the guy but just cannot take a lot of pity on him due to his balls to the wall training style that looks painful (form wise) just to watch.

[NVious]

I remember when you were a favorite on these boards.. You had your haters.. short arms.. blah blah.. but overall you got mad love here... Did the jokes and bullshyt come after you snatched 2nd at the Olympia? Anyways.. sad to see a guy who really doesnt deserve it.. catch the hell you are catching from the fools on this board..

He's a midget ****wit who laughs at kids getting stuck under 2000lb leg presses.

Also arrogant as **** to call out Wolf in that press conference after Wolf didn't even say anything to him.

If he never competes again, I'd be happy.

[Deano87]

trust me on that if you never had pecs you will never have pecs,,it is the most important muscles on the bodybuilder and if you dont have it no matter what you will do you will never ever be the champ,,a bodybuidler with no chest is worst than a bodybuilder with average arms,,the first thing that give the illusion of heavy thickness and size is bgi thick chest ,,the only one who looks at the arms are the girls in the clubs as long as you have good to very good arms and exellent chest you are on the way to do well in bodybuilding ,,if you have the supirior arms and no chest you will never get to the top of the mountain,,N E V E R

[203mh]

I actually remember Branch getting a bunch of love in 2009 and even 2010... to this day nobody denies the fact that Branch looked great at the 2009 Olympia.

Problem is... Branch started talking a lot like "I'm winning the Olympia" etc and his physique regressed heavily and he got questionable placings... kinda like Kevin English.

[tsiparlanaeht]

trust me on that if you never had pecs you will never have pecs,,it is the most important muscles on the bodybuilder and if you dont have it no matter what you will do you will never ever be the champ,,a bodybuidler with no chest is worst than a bodybuilder with average arms,,the first thing that give the illusion of heavy thickness and size is bgi thick chest ,,the only one who looks at the arms are the girls in the clubs as long as you have good to very good arms and exellent chest you are on the way to do well in bodybuilding ,,if you have the supirior arms and no chest you will never get to the top of the mountain,,N E V E R

If you didn't have pecs, but you could buy pecs then you would have pecs, but what if the pecs you bought aren't real pecs then you don't have pecs. But if you bought pecs and they are real pecs but you didn't earn the pecs are they real pecs or are the fake pecs real pecs cause you made the face pecs be real to you even if they are fake?

[Paranoy]

I don't know how he managed to look like what he is now but when he was younger his physique was crazy good...

Watch one of his training videos.

Yeah, some people even today still spout that Branch had to work very hard to overcome his genetics & place well. I tell them yeah, he had to work very hard to overcome great genetics & destroy himself to end up looking like someone who has crap genetics.

and only got worse when he laughed about that kid who got stuck in the leg press.

Maybe his horse got wind of this.

[uchoom]

Dear Branch, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; **** it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground **** that you did with Johnnie Jaskon
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the **** you did with Muscle-Tech too, that **** was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours,
This is jaxdaddy44s.

[tkDd]

^^ lol!

[BartPimpson]

^ haha, I thought of "Stan" when I read that too.

[NZninja101]

Yeah, some people even today still spout that Branch had to work very hard to overcome his genetics & place well. I tell them yeah, he had to work very hard to overcome great genetics & destroy himself to end up looking like someone who has crap genetics.

Maybe his horse got wind of this.

Lol. This is right on.

Dear Branch, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; **** it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground **** that you did with Johnnie Jaskon
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the **** you did with Muscle-Tech too, that **** was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours,
This is jaxdaddy44s.

Dear mister I'm too good to come train with my fans
This will be the last preworkout I'll ever buy from your ass
4 plates on incline bench, can you lift it?
I saw your last few reps, your form was not quite perfect
But heres my message I'm sending you, I hope you get it
Coz right now I'm heading to the gym, I'm doing 90 while I sip whey,
Hey branch, I drink a fifth of creatine, I don't even regret it
You know that one story of that one guy who had good genetics
and that one guy who tried to save that other guy from ego lifting
But he didn't, and now he looks like a dark brown goblin
That's kinda like how this is, I coulda saved you from lifting
Now it's too late, I'm gonna train chest just like you do it
And all I wanted was an honest placing or a call
I hope you know you look like an exercise ball
I loved you branch, we coulda lifted together
Think about it, I hope you dream about it if the celltech didn't make you too sweaty to sleep right
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your torn lat eats at you and you can't sleep on one side
*muffled screaming* Shut up Kev, I'm tryna talk,
Hey Branch, that's Kevin English screamin in the trunk
but I didn't place him high I just let him lose, see I ain't like you
Cos if he places last he'll suffer more, he fukked the judges too
Oh whoops, gotta go, I'm gonna train like you now
Oh chit, I forgot, how am I supposed to tear my lat out?

[uchoom]

^ Lollll solid effort.

[hugeaiden]

Lol golden ^^

[kingtung]

trust me on that if you never had pecs you will never have pecs,,it is the most important muscles on the bodybuilder and if you dont have it no matter what you will do you will never ever be the champ,,a bodybuidler with no chest is worst than a bodybuilder with average arms,,the first thing that give the illusion of heavy thickness and size is bgi thick chest ,,the only one who looks at the arms are the girls in the clubs as long as you have good to very good arms and exellent chest you are on the way to do well in bodybuilding ,,if you have the supirior arms and no chest you will never get to the top of the mountain,,N E V E R

I would really love to know who is behind the gh15 character.

The way in he which he describes bodybuilders emotions at certain points in time, is just drop-dead accurate. I actually am sitting there ****ing a girl and im thinking of gh15 because he describes exactly how she is moaning. LOL.

Read his antonoi the 200lb shredded italian, who walks in bank of america.

Absolutely gold.

i will tell you exactly why felas take hormone ,,

bank of americana ,, 3 pm in the afternoon ,, inbetween lizzy the local stripper just entering the bank with tight shirt ,, short shorts that show thick feminine juicey legs attached to bubble juicy *******,,lizzy is on her cell phone wearing her sun glases on her eyes or on forhead,, lizzy run inside dont look at any fella with her high heel slutty open toe shoes or with her flip flops,, in any case lizee has her bubble butt and perky pointy tits all tight and juicy wiht an all american abused doll look in her innocent...eyes,,

when this lizze runnin into bank and stand there half naked and tlak on cell phone she see jimmy the local town drunk ,, she see rodny the hard working fella who his wife cheat on him ,, she see richard the 20 year old 160lb kid that jack off to her in night and try to stare her down so he remember what she wear....she talk on her phone like she own the world ,, no one is around but her and her phone and her sunglasses....


but thennnnnn



thennnnnn

the door to the bank of americana open ....and in the genetaicly gifter....born with muscle ,, anthonio ,, anthonio has a nice 220lb 6% that look like 250 lb 6% on a nice 5'11 frame and ofcourse he is not havifn a huge gut yet since nto abuser for many year of insulina.....

suddenly lizzy has a silence awkwadcy when anthonio open that bank door,,,he enter inside and think only interms of doing his thing,, yes he see the whore but he has whores like that lal dya long that are chemicaly attracted to him,,

so now lizzy see something she wants,, lizzy can not get it ,, she strart talking about how she need to work out her fat ass..to the other whore on the other sided of cell phone,, al in line to the teller....anthonio dont care,, lizzy has to say something now because she is THE stripper ,,she is half naked and hse has bubble juice butt and her tits has the perfect tiny nipples on nicely inclined titona fat tissue,, so lizzy says it like americano typical whore,,

what lizzy say?

she say

it looks like you need to work out! ha ha she even have the fake americano smile and the i will **** you later if you talk to me for a second type of look ,,


and the story begin because anthonio is well....on lots of hormones and is not serious bodybuild...


THIS! is why most fellas do hormones my friend,,

you want the truth? i give you the truth

gh15 approved

Truth?

[Musc1eBound]

He's a midget ****wit who laughs at kids getting stuck under 2000lb leg presses.

Also arrogant as **** to call out Wolf in that press conference after Wolf didn't even say anything to him.

If he never competes again, I'd be happy.

Lol, did your feelings get a little hurt?

[MaKaiser]

Dear NZninja101, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your biceps injured now, how far along is it?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that,
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on this protein cup
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the gym, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that **** intentionally just to diss you
But what's this **** you said about you like to tear your lats too?
I do that **** just clowning dogg,
c'mon - how ****ed up is you?
You got some issues NZninja101, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing barbells off your chest when you get down some
And what's this **** about us meant to eat together?
That type of ****'ll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and Kevin need each other
or maybe you just need to treat him better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
if you swear and shout a little, I'm glad I inspire you but NZninja101
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy **** like tear your pec!
I seen this one **** on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had a mashed up dude in the trunk, who's stomach was huge like he was pregnant with a kid.
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was.. it was you
Mother ****er!

[tom11]

I actually remember Branch getting a bunch of love in 2009 and even 2010... to this day nobody denies the fact that Branch looked great at the 2009 Olympia.

Problem is... Branch started talking a lot like "I'm winning the Olympia" etc and his physique regressed heavily and he got questionable placings... kinda like Kevin English.

The difference between Branch and Kevin is that Branch actually used to look great. I don't even recall Kevin looking something other than an abomination. I mean, how can you win the Mr. O. with a back like this?

[Alito2013]

I think the hate really started when he began robbing more deserving guys of high placings

9° Place in this 2013 Olympia was a joke.

[NVious]

Lol, did your feelings get a little hurt?

Nah, just oiled men in thongs, but he's also a **** person.

[spamy]

9° Place in this 2013 Olympia was a joke.

Yep, he deserved higher considering how much some people emphasize conditioning.

[RoroCwalker]

[RoroCwalker]

[Braveheart91]

I don't know how he managed to look like what he is now but when he was younger his physique was crazy good...

Ok now THAT is a sick physique. Shame he's torn himself to shreds now

[Alito2013]

he deserved higher considering how much some people emphasize conditioning.

Maybe Top 5? lol