Im sorry Misc, but statistically, you are not as good looking or intelligent as...

[Ken-O]

you think. Yeah this is the debbie downer thread of the night. Just want to give you guys a heads up. This is proved by statistical analysis.

This applies to those who think they are more intelligent or good looking than the average:

Whatever you think your IQ is, subtract 20 points from that and that is statistically closer to your real IQ.

Whatever you think you are in the /10 scale of good looks, subtract 2 points from that and that is statistically closer to your real rating.


This is, again, proven. This study has been done tons of times. People get picked randomly and are asked what they think their real rating is, assuming the average is 5.5/10, and 90% of people pick 6/10 or above, 60% of people pick 7/10 and above, 30% of people pick 8/10 or above.

This, assuming a normal distribution, its far from the reality. Yes, physical attraction is in the eye of the beholder, but averages are averages, and the majority of people should be closer to the 5.5/10, not 7/10. A similar thing happens with IQ tests. Most people think they are above average when that is simply impossible.

This has a real simple answer. Most people (mainly those who arent depressed) think they are the center of the universe, they think the world is some kind of truman show thing created for them. They thnk they are special, different, or simply better. This is a natural human mentality. Its not delusion, its simply the way our brain protects our emotions.


Those who think you are average or below, chances are you are correct, except for people who are depressed or have low self stem, who are most likely a few standard deviations above what they think.

Denial in 3, 2, 1...

[BBNobu]

Johnny Sins is absolutely gorgeous (and I am a woman). His face is rugged and handsome. He has beautiful blue eyes with low "bushy" brows that give him a very sexy look and he has an amazing smile. His body is beautiful. He's built like a thoroughbred. His dick is perfect. I don't believe he's 7.5 inches, but even if he is, it's still way above average and it is big. He ****s like a machine and yet can be so tender and passionate. Everything he does is right. He knows how to eat pussy, which most men suck at. The man is a sexual God. The bald head is sexy as hell! Any dude that has anything negative to say about him is just jealous, clearly. You wish you looked like him, had his body and penis, and had women drooling over you. You're probably ugly, lame in bed, and have a penis the size of a baby carrot, or a light switch. Johnny is the best and I'd wager to say that most women would love to have one night with him. Go back to drinking your hateraide while watching gay porn, douche bag.

[HankScorp1o]

Johnny Sins is absolutely gorgeous (and I am a woman). His face is rugged and handsome. He has beautiful blue eyes with low "bushy" brows that give him a very sexy look and he has an amazing smile. His body is beautiful. He's built like a thoroughbred. His dick is perfect. I don't believe he's 7.5 inches, but even if he is, it's still way above average and it is big. He ****s like a machine and yet can be so tender and passionate. Everything he does is right. He knows how to eat pussy, which most men suck at. The man is a sexual God. The bald head is sexy as hell! Any dude that has anything negative to say about him is just jealous, clearly. You wish you looked like him, had his body and penis, and had women drooling over you. You're probably ugly, lame in bed, and have a penis the size of a baby carrot, or a light switch. Johnny is the best and I'd wager to say that most women would love to have one night with him. Go back to drinking your hateraide while watching gay porn, douche bag.

[Disyllabic]

Johnny Sins is absolutely gorgeous (and I am a woman). His face is rugged and handsome. He has beautiful blue eyes with low "bushy" brows that give him a very sexy look and he has an amazing smile. His body is beautiful. He's built like a thoroughbred. His dick is perfect. I don't believe he's 7.5 inches, but even if he is, it's still way above average and it is big. He ****s like a machine and yet can be so tender and passionate. Everything he does is right. He knows how to eat pussy, which most men suck at. The man is a sexual God. The bald head is sexy as hell! Any dude that has anything negative to say about him is just jealous, clearly. You wish you looked like him, had his body and penis, and had women drooling over you. You're probably ugly, lame in bed, and have a penis the size of a baby carrot, or a light switch. Johnny is the best and I'd wager to say that most women would love to have one night with him. Go back to drinking your hateraide while watching gay porn, douche bag.

[BosnianBuilder]

legit op i agree

[nm1891]

Lucky for me I think I'm 12/10 and have an IQ of 180, so I'm still good right?

[SecondComing]

Ill believe what I want to MArk

[jahfeelme]

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[Ken-O]

what if you have empirical evidence about yourself proving otherwise?

What evidence would this be? There is no such thing as evidence for the 2 attributes i speak about in the OP, Stats dont lie.

[Lukens437]

Johnny Sins is absolutely gorgeous (and I am a woman). His face is rugged and handsome. He has beautiful blue eyes with low "bushy" brows that give him a very sexy look and he has an amazing smile. His body is beautiful. He's built like a thoroughbred. His dick is perfect. I don't believe he's 7.5 inches, but even if he is, it's still way above average and it is big. He ****s like a machine and yet can be so tender and passionate. Everything he does is right. He knows how to eat pussy, which most men suck at. The man is a sexual God. The bald head is sexy as hell! Any dude that has anything negative to say about him is just jealous, clearly. You wish you looked like him, had his body and penis, and had women drooling over you. You're probably ugly, lame in bed, and have a penis the size of a baby carrot, or a light switch. Johnny is the best and I'd wager to say that most women would love to have one night with him. Go back to drinking your hateraide while watching gay porn, douche bag.

[FeelTheFear]

ok but you're mexican

[JamesA1990]

I dont judge sloots when they dtf when I pick them up from a club. When they say Ive never done this before etc, I believe them. But im different. Cos im better than u OP

[Rain50]

well then I guess I'm absolutely ****ing hideous and a total phking potato

thanks OP looking foward to waking up tomorrow

[Smykowski]

How do you define average?

[thisguysrs]

but the 5 question online test said my iq was 160? is it true? is my life a lie?

[AmazinJason]

I won't speak for my looks cuz I never go around touting them, but as for my intelligence, yes, I know that I am more intelligent than the average person, without a doubt. The rules you posted in the OP need not apply to me.

[xRedStaRx]

I've been severley depressed most of my life, yet I've always thought that I was way more attractive and intelligent than average based on evidence other than my ego.

[Lpenny]

so I'm only an 8

so my IQ is only 150

[EatingMore]

I completely understand and agree with the point you have made, op. My thoughts on the matter, however, include many different opinions.
During the course of this year I have done extensive research on the misc. I put forward a paper for review at my university, currently it is under scrutiny. However, I would like to share with you my findings. Please note this is one hundred percent scientific fact. I present the cliffs in no particular order:
1) OP is always a *******. Some disagreements arise, but generally it is an accepted truth that the OP is a *******.
2) The poster above you, and the poster below you, always lifts more than you. Whether it is bench press or the squat, the majority of miscers will lift more than you.
3) Following on from point (2) above; Miscers generally lift either 50-150lbs more than you lift - OR - lift your weight for at least twice as many repititions.
4) Following from the above it may seem like there exists a paradox, that all miscers are stronger than you are no matter how strong you seem to be. This is not true. Research indicates that in the Misc paradoxical situations do not exist.
5) All Miscers regardless of weight, status, class, race, etc have "smashed" at least 3 'legit' 9/10's. Furthermore, most Miscers are experts on women, which nicely introduces the next point...
6) Miscers believe there is no such thing as a 10/10. This may be true, for beauty is subjective, but the difference in the Misc is that in fact most women are not even 7's. Research data indicates that most women are 6's, and very few women go above this number. This is because...
7) Miscers are all extremely attractive and/or have the best game. Those miscers who admit otherwise cannot legitimately call themselves miscers because they either leave or are never accepted. The method of not being accepted is commonly called the "neg train".
8) Reps/Negs is directly proportional to either:
- Intelligence
- Knowledge on a given topic
- Lifting ability
- Awesomeness.
This is absolutely true. Those with high reputation are always better than you in some way or another. Similarly, those in "the red" are not to be taken seriously and should be shunned.
9) Putting the word "serious" (or "srs") legitimately makes a certain thread or statement an absolute truth or indeed a 'code red' matter than has no element of hilarity or falsehood about it. This "srs" tag over rides all logic.
10) Similarly, "no homo" immediately makes others aware that the poster is not homosexual no matter what the content. Indeed, a real life example would be to engage in homosexual practise with the phrase "no homo" written on ones forehead and walk away with public opinion being that you are not in the slightest homosexual.
11) Genetics are everything. This is especially true for black people.
12) Steroids are everything. This is especially true if you're physique is extremely good.
13) Putting "natty" in your thread immediately validates you as a natural bodybuilder. Again, even if tests were to be done, this word over-rides science.
14) Pictures and gifs settle all arguments. They do what no words could ever do, and generally a picture is really worth a thousand words.
15) Anything that is not said within a sentence or two is too long and will not be read. Research suggests that at some point in the future all posts will be a mere 5 letters long.
16) All Miscers have a penis size of at least 8 inches, though this falls on the smaller end of the scale.
17) Repping is a two way street. Getting reps without ever giving is a no no. One should always give back reps to those who repped you. Otherwise, you are stingy and/or a *******. However, repping just to be repped back is extremely ******* behavior. Repping whilst quoting rule 17 is discouraged.
18) The likelihood of new members receiving negative reputation points simply for creating a new thread - however valid or interesting - is very high.
For example, a new member with 0 reputation points and few posts might create an entertaining or highly informative thread that generates several pages of constructive responses. However, if one were to later check the OP's reputation points, one would notice that she/he is now in the deep red.
Based on this phenomenon, we can extrapolate the following axioms:
1) It is highly advisable for new members to not create any new threads until they have firmly established positive reputation.
2) The above may be accomplished by "laying low," so to speak - remaining "under the radar" as it were - by minimizing inflammatory or nonsensical comments and restricting new posts to insightful or comedic observations.
3) None of this applies to threads containing pictures of 3/4's-naked women.
19) Posting that which has already been posted shall immediately place special emphasis on point #1. Further more, miscers are duty bound to call "Repost" and attempt to string together "R..", "E..", etc. until "REPOST" is spelled in consecutive posts. OP is subject to ridicule and negs until the thread is deleted or quietly falls to page five.
20) All new female accounts are to be regarded as fake. All posts by said female accounts are to met with responses such as "Get the **** back in the kitchen", "Who let you out of the kitchen", and "****, you better make me a sandwich". Validity of the new female accounts is not to be recognized by male misc members until said female heeds the commands of the required response "Spoon pic of tits or gfto" by all male miscers. The chance of females members folding to the demands of male miscers to post nudes can be regarded as a scientific constant at 100%, because all females are attention hungry **** shavers. Monetary gain courtesy of misc white knights for posting nudes is not unheard of, see Sam08 for reference material. [Courtesy of Ebola_Virus; part in bold of particular importance]
21) No matter how much of a good point a new Miscer makes when insulting and/or negging a poster; new Miscer will be outranked by older Miscer and negged. For example please see post #33 and the response in post #35.
22) Every so often some new Miscer gets really keen on the whole "Misc comradery" and starts a thread similar, but not limited to, the following:
- I really like the Misc, thanks guiz
- Let's start a Bro Code 4da Misc please contribute
- Misc I'm so glad I'm here
Some posters take it easy on such miscers; some neg into oblivion for being a "*******". Research suggests that (1) [above] plays out and the "neg train" phenomenon occurs.
23) Threads about or related to "The Misc sucks now"/ "Misc used to be so epic"/"Anyone with a join date of XX" are always created to draw attention to a members join date and are, in fact, not about the quality of the misc.
24)AVI Spam: Whenever a user has picture of a beta ******* (usually assumed troll) Users will copy their profile pic and spam the thread with it. In most cases the pic being spammed will have the users face included too. In most cases you will be scrolling the topic for a long time looking at the same pic over and over. and most likely people will call out the troll in the pic for being a beta *******.
25) It is deemed fundamental for any OP to post pictures of any and all females mentioned in the OP. Failure to do so will be met with demands and humorous responses as to why they are unable to see such pics, failure to deliver said pics by the second page will always result in negs and/or thread derailment. Most, if not all, threads with pictures must include the tagline 'pics'.
26) 350, also commonly expressed as "Tree Fiddy" is regarded the infallible amount pertaining to any question that can be answered numerically. For example:
Q: Misc how much do you bench? A: Tree Fiddy
Q: How much does Whey Cost? A: Tree Fiddy
Q: How much would 50cent and an Evergreen weigh together? Tree Fiddy (wait wut? word play *******)
27) People who make posts/threads on specific topics and have stats which are laugh worthy, will ALWAYS be posted, no matter what the subject is. Stats in this regard are important. Particularly when the respective Miscer is giving advice on working out and/or negging someone based on something to do with nutrition/bodybuilding/working out/etc. Posting stats is a trump card and wins all arguments; overriding gifs and jpgs. For example:
Miscer: STFU ******* squats don't do shiit
Miscer #2: Stats 6'2" 160lbs
28) Useful information pertaining to Clive: 18 inch biceps (or "cliveceps") are the universal standard benchmark for all biceps. Speculation exists in some academic circles about the nature of Clive's biceps as to whether or not even Ronnie Coleman himself would admire Clives biceps.
29) Any thread, no matter the content, will reach 4-5 pages if made by a well-known user or troll - Germanic, Zyzz, franchise16, Forge3 for example. In fact, an untested Hypothesis says that a thread created by Zyzz containing just the letter "I" will reach 5 pages within 4 minutes in the Misc. This is sometimes called the Z-Page phenomenon.
30) All Miscers are professional fighters in at least one discipline. UFC, Karate, Boxing are the usual favourites. Similarly, all Miscers are able to beat each other up in a fight. Some Miscers claim to be 8th degree black belt from the shaolin temple of Affliction.
31) Spoons must accompany pictures or authenticity is questionnable. ****************
These are just my findings, please feel free to add more.
32)Tl:dr
Thank you for your time.

[shroomed]

People don't understand that if they continued BBNobu's copypasta they would have effectively nullified the op. In fact it is a very effective mechanism for dealing with trolls-that and just ignoring them. Which never seems to happen.

[Ken-O]

How do you define average?

The real average differs for each person as we arent talking about quantifiable attributes. What matters is that most people think they are above what THEY THINK its the average, and there's the fallacy.

[SkylineCrash]

Am I a 5/10 then srs?

[toneag]

I would say being on a bodybuilding forum that miscers would be statistically above average looking.
inb4 miscers don't even lift.
And really what purpose does it serve to compare these values with no deeper content?
brb 5/10 vs 7/10, 100 iq vs 120 iq, what is this pokemon?

[TriforceJedi]

Johnny Sins is absolutely gorgeous (and I am a woman). His face is rugged and handsome. He has beautiful blue eyes with low "bushy" brows that give him a very sexy look and he has an amazing smile. His body is beautiful. He's built like a thoroughbred. His dick is perfect. I don't believe he's 7.5 inches, but even if he is, it's still way above average and it is big. He ****s like a machine and yet can be so tender and passionate. Everything he does is right. He knows how to eat pussy, which most men suck at. The man is a sexual God. The bald head is sexy as hell! Any dude that has anything negative to say about him is just jealous, clearly. You wish you looked like him, had his body and penis, and had women drooling over you. You're probably ugly, lame in bed, and have a penis the size of a baby carrot, or a light switch. Johnny is the best and I'd wager to say that most women would love to have one night with him. Go back to drinking your hateraide while watching gay porn, douche bag.

[SkylineCrash]

[QUOTE=pinata;1149904923]

Am I a 5/10 then srs?


lol mirin puppydog eyes no homo keep husslin cuz

thanks brah, fav feature of mine. shame my nose is too wide tho and my jaw is lacking but hopefully with age it will look better

[Brandon914]

luckily i view my self as a 12/10 (poverty scale cant handle these looks), so by your scale of peasantry i am a 10/10. oki

[MarinoMike]

So you're telling me I'm really only a 4? phuck guis

[Ken-O]

I've been severley depressed most of my life, yet I've always thought that I was way more attractive and intelligent than average based on evidence other than my ego.

Then you are a hard case. Would have to know your backstory and the causes of your depression to really have an idea of where you really stand in the scale.

People don't understand that if they continued BBNobu's copypasta they would have effectively nullified the op. In fact it is a very effective mechanism for dealing with trolls-that and just ignoring them. Which never seems to happen.

Why would you want me to be "nullified"? Why do you call me a troll? Im not posting lies, im not baiting for aggression either. If you have a problem with my post, then you have a problem with the truth i speak about.

Also, BBNobu's didnt start the copypasta. He first posted bashing me and my post, probably for the same reasons as you are, and then he quickly edited and put the johnny sins copypasta that the 3rd poster actually started, this im guessing to make more miscers follow them.

[Sirjoe21]

on the other hand there's the ones who get all the good parts with very little bad... aesthetics and iq...

hi

[Softworn]

In 4 lulz