Can't stop thinking bout my housemate.(srs)

[Wantaripbod]

I know you guys don't like huge walls of texts, so I will give you short, but many cliffs.

-brazil foriegn exchange student in my house moves in.
-we get along great
-hanging out every other day
-we went horse back riding.(srs)
-we stayed up until 7am talking ALL night and watched the sunrise.
-we haven't done anything sexual yet, thanks to me, there were signs, I ignored them cus she is my roomie.
-I Overthink EVERYTHING!! To the point where it's tearing me apart. Srs. Every single action I do with her, I Overthink it, like, did I say it correctly, and I think I **** up EVERYTHING.
-(the above part is what is killing me ^^^^^^) this girl is CONSTANTLY on my mind, we took a pic at the zoo, and I keep the picture in my wallet. (SRS)
-any time she brings up a name of any guy, or she talks to any guy or checks one out, I feel like gouging out their eyeballs and shoving them down their throat. Srs.
-I go out to party every weekend, don't do **** cus I got feels for dis sloot.
(Me and this girl live in the same house as my parents and my two younger siblings aged 9 and 6)

Wut do?


I usually never make threads like these, and I have talked to many people about this, my situation, but it's really tearing me apart. I have strong feels for dis sloot, and there's nothing I can do about it.

[Wantaripbod]

Will rep? Pls halp me.

[Sach]

don't make it awkward, but just invite her out one time. See if you guys have fun.

[adryan999]

Seem's as if she sees you mostly as a good friend since you dont initiate or did anything when you had chances. Basically she thinks you werent interested in her, make a move before permanent friend zone. She obviously like's you if she gave signs as you said

[Wantaripbod]

Seem's as if she sees you mostly as a good friend since you dont initiate or did anything when you had chances. Basically she thinks you werent interested in her, make a move before permanent friend zone. She obviously like's you if she gave signs as you said

but I live with her. I don't think that's a good idea..

[rebelmoon]

How long has she been living with you? She a couch surfer?
Just tell her how u feel brah. She'll appreciate the honesty. And like you said there were signs from her end & some chemistry. If you do tell her just do it as casually as you can. Easier said than done I know, but you don't wanna be gushing out feelings. Maybe give her a subtle compliment and see how she takes it. If all goes well take it a step further, tell her she's kinda cute etc. Read the signs

[adryan999]

but I live with her. I don't think that's a good idea..

GF lives with me and that was a horrible idea, don't make lame excuses if you like her. Better do something rather than sit and whine about it all day, if she doesn't like you then at least you got it off your chest and can move on to bang sloots

[Sach]

DO NOT tell her how you feel. That's an awful ****ing idea. You need to put yourself into situations where she shows her cards. If she's into it, you'll know. That's when you make a move.

[rebelmoon]

Also OP, depends what the signs were. Need more info here.
If there was a distant hint she might be keen based on something she said its probably nothing. Could just be her being friendly for letting her stay in your house.
If she brings up sexual shiz in conversation and/or emphasizes she's single, odds on she wants a piece of dat a*s.

[Kev1972]

DO NOT tell her how you feel. That's an awful ****ing idea. You need to put yourself into situations where she shows her cards. If she's into it, you'll know. That's when you make a move.

Dumbest advice ever.

Put it out there be a man. Tell her how you feel and what you want. Either she is in to you or not. Scheming around and waiting for her won't get you anywhere but nexted.

[Sach]

Dumbest advice ever.

Put it out there be a man. Tell her how you feel and what you want. Either she is in to you or not. Scheming around and waiting for her won't get you anywhere but nexted.

Idiot. He LIVES with her, thus explains OPs predicament. This isn't a put it all out on the line scenario. This is a tread lightly else live in awkwardness scenario.

[moviebrah]

Either you forever live in awkwardness and use your own tears as lube or you go out of your way to tell her how you feel and you end up fukking in a parking lot somewhere. What do you have to lose OP?

[Wantaripbod]

Also OP, depends what the signs were. Need more info here.
If there was a distant hint she might be keen based on something she said its probably nothing. Could just be her being friendly for letting her stay in your house.
If she brings up sexual shiz in conversation and/or emphasizes she's single, odds on she wants a piece of dat a*s.

the signs?


we were on E watching a scary movie home alone at 5 am, and she turned to me and said, "i am so sorry for earlier" you got to remember their is also a language barrier.
(this was 5 days ago, and i didnt go in for the move, cus i didnt want to fuk things up, but now that shes talking to this dude. im going all out, shes mine)
we also watched the sunrise.



update: i decided im just going to go for it, shes talking to this brazilian dude, so idk whats up with that, i have a chance but its got to be soon. im going to get some alc, i have a whole night planned out, then if it works, great, if it doesnt, then imma bang an escort and then ill probably move to my grandparents, srs. i cannot do 4 more months of awkwardness.

[sixsix5]

lol...sunsets and everything huh

aren't you romantic

that's all fine and good man, but if you can't execute then you're in trouble

I honestly don't know what to say here

on the one hand you like her

on the other

you are too insecure of yourself to make a move

not sure what to tell u dude

[rebelmoon]

the signs?


we were on E watching a scary movie home alone at 5 am, and she turned to me and said, "i am so sorry for earlier" you got to remember their is also a language barrier.
(this was 5 days ago, and i didnt go in for the move, cus i didnt want to fuk things up, but now that shes talking to this dude. im going all out, shes mine)
we also watched the sunrise.



update: i decided im just going to go for it, shes talking to this brazilian dude, so idk whats up with that, i have a chance but its got to be soon. im going to get some alc, i have a whole night planned out, then if it works, great, if it doesnt, then imma bang an escort and then ill probably move to my grandparents, srs. i cannot do 4 more months of awkwardness.

What was she sorry for? I don't get it. Did she come onto you or something, you refused and she is apologizing for being so forward? Confused.jpg

[Wantaripbod]

lol...sunsets and everything huh

aren't you romantic

that's all fine and good man, but if you can't execute then you're in trouble

I honestly don't know what to say here

on the one hand you like her

on the other

you are too insecure of yourself to make a move

not sure what to tell u dude

im not insecure, I just don't want to put the moves on my roomate and have it be awkward for 4 more months, if she's was any other girl in this situation, I would of sealed the deal long ago.

[sixsix5]

im not insecure, I just don't want to put the moves on my roomate and have it be awkward for 4 more months,

read what you just wrote and tell me you are not insecure.

you have every reason to be insecure anyways...the female sex can be quite ruthless u know

nothing wrong with that

[sarsi]

bro havent you seen the movie american pie? jim in the movie could have slept with the exchange student but didnt. and regretted it later on. at least try something. take her out try to kiss her at least to see if she is into it. whats the worst she could do? say no? and then what tell your mom? at least your mom will know youre not gay. and so what if she is talking to another guy. you see her more and have better access to her.

[rebelmoon]

Probably a good thing you didn't decide to make a move while you were both on the md aswell. If she goes with it, not sure if that's how she really feels or is just the drugs talking.

[SpiderSense]

Alcohol ***got.

HIT.

THAT.

****.

[SpiderSense]

OP in this great universe it won't be placed in your lap anymore blatantly than your situation right now.

Forget 4 awkward months bro, could be a really hot 4 month fling.

Why did **** like this never happen to me?

[Collapoppa23]

Get her drunk, stare her in the eyes and tell her u like hanging out with her, get physical, etc. Start acting differently and she'll notice, don't wonder..."what if we coulda phucked every night the past 4 months" when shes gone, if shes not into u no phucks will be given and you'll plow more bishes...nothing personal to her, ur a young guy...

[daniellesabra]

Test the waters. Ask her out. Obviously you guys get along.

Might work better if you don't live at your parents. No judgement, though.

[Wantaripbod]

Test the waters. Ask her out. Obviously you guys get along.

Might work better if you don't live at your parents. No judgement, though.

im going in on Friday, i got alc, i got kush, i got her favorite brazilian movie, and her favorite brazilian food both lined up for the night. Ill update you guys, wish me luck.


Hopefully this Brazilian guy doesn't **** things up, but I think I'm good because I think there is something between me and her.

I will take a shot to ease the nerves, before I go in for the kill. Thoughts?





We're all going to make it.

[Wantaripbod]

Get her drunk, stare her in the eyes and tell her u like hanging out with her get physical, etc. Start acting differently and she'll notice, don't wonder..."what if we coulda phucked every night the past 4 months" when shes gone, if shes not into u no phucks will be given and you'll plow more bishes...nothing personal to her, ur a young guy...

there has already been tons of flirting and touching when we have hung out, what I was going to do, is like 5 mins into the movie, ill look at her, and just move in. Without a word.

[nidl]

OP, why are there so many Brazilians in Zimbabwe? And how far behind are you guys in movies?

[tential]

but I live with her. I don't think that's a good idea..

bitch n*gga was my literal verbal response to this.

Excuses/10

Edit: If any brazilian girl who is attractive was interested in me, and I thought I could get my dick in their I would. Brazilian girls are unbelievably sexy.

[moviebrah]

im going in on Friday, i got alc, i got kush, i got her favorite brazilian movie, and her favorite brazilian food both lined up for the night. Ill update you guys, wish me luck.


Hopefully this Brazilian guy doesn't **** things up, but I think I'm good because I think there is something between me and her.

I will take a shot to ease the nerves, before I go in for the kill. Thoughts?





We're all going to make it.

rep me for good luck *******

but srs you got this bro

[Boffothe]

If you're going to make a move on her, remember that she's Brazilian when you're laying her down on the couch. Make sure to pass her guard or at least be very mindful of the armbar when you touch her tits

[Wantaripbod]

rep me for good luck *******

but srs you got this bro

Thanks. Little nervous tbh, but some vodka should help.





This should be interesting.