Meeting okcupid sloot in an hour, how do I not be an awkward fanooch?

[Lamborg]

Just fap beforehand and know that she ain't chit, probably twerks worse than jstar

[Zeeshanbmerchan]

Honestly

Start posting pics

[BabyDaddy91]

Tonight, OP was a beta *******. Srs.

Are we all gonna make it brahs?

story time

[YaBoyNicholai]

story time

This.

[Chris2far]

subbed to neg once I get home if no storytime.

I hope you high 5'd her OP but it was one of those awk high 5's where u both have no hand-eye coordination and the sides of your hands hit and you both have that feeling of wanting to do it again but no one initiates the second do-over high5 so you just stand there blankly looking at eachother not knowing whether to laugh or cry and then when you go home and try to sleep you replay it over and over in your mind until you finally tie the nouse and yell **** this gay earth as you plummet to your doom except your neck doesnt break so you just flail around helplessly while you suffocate to death and as the last breath escapes your body and you finally give into the darkness you realize how much you regret even going for the high5 instead of a hug like a normal person





































(notsrs)

[yokeybear]

I'd high 5 just to let them know it's whatever which will then get the woman logic machine going and the insecurities flowing and she's putty in your hand.

Enjoy.

u wot m8? high 5 a bish ur trynna fuk??

no you want to start that kino right away.. hug the bish, smell her, let her smell you, use your phucking primal instincts bro. get in that.

if you have any enough talk time and confirmations that you are both legit, then a high 5 vs a hug wont make her feel insecure.. da fuq?

[BusterBluth]

I gave her a hug at the beginning and she didn't hug back. Awkward as phuck. Basically we sat around talking in the freezing cold for an hour and a half. At one point she pulls out a fcuking list of conversation topics and starts going down the list. After a while she asks me what I want to get out of this. I was like "ummm... Idk, what do you want to get out of this?" She then goes, this is really awkward, but I'm not looking for anything right now, this isn't a good time for me. She then pulls out her phone and then goes, "so we've been talking for an hour and thirty seven minutes" and ****ing clasps her hands together and bows at me.

fcuking awkward and beta as phucking shiiit.

'm never gonna make it brahs, serious.

[anonymous]

I gave her a hug at the beginning and she didn't hug back. Awkward as phuck. Basically we sat around talking in the freezing cold for an hour and a half. At one point she pulls out a fcuking list of conversation topics and starts going down the list. After a while she asks me what I want to get out of this. I was like "ummm... Idk, what do you want to get out of this?" She then goes, this is really awkward, but I'm not looking for anything right now, this isn't a good time for me. She then pulls out her phone and then goes, "so we've been talking for an hour and thirty seven minutes" and ****ing clasps her hands together and bows at me.

fcuking awkward and beta as phucking shiiit.

'm never gonna make it brahs, serious.

Lmao I was like LMAO.

Don't worry about it brah, it sounds like she was socially inept and very awkward anyway. It's not all on you.

[MJND]

I gave her a hug at the beginning and she didn't hug back. Awkward as phuck. Basically we sat around talking in the freezing cold for an hour and a half. At one point she pulls out a fcuking list of conversation topics and starts going down the list. After a while she asks me what I want to get out of this. I was like "ummm... Idk, what do you want to get out of this?" She then goes, this is really awkward, but I'm not looking for anything right now, this isn't a good time for me. She then pulls out her phone and then goes, "so we've been talking for an hour and thirty seven minutes" and ****ing clasps her hands together and bows at me.

fcuking awkward and beta as phucking shiiit.

'm never gonna make it brahs, serious.

lmao

Is this real life?

[NickBibs]

I gave her a hug at the beginning and she didn't hug back. Awkward as phuck. Basically we sat around talking in the freezing cold for an hour and a half. At one point she pulls out a fcuking list of conversation topics and starts going down the list. After a while she asks me what I want to get out of this. I was like "ummm... Idk, what do you want to get out of this?" She then goes, this is really awkward, but I'm not looking for anything right now, this isn't a good time for me. She then pulls out her phone and then goes, "so we've been talking for an hour and thirty seven minutes" and ****ing clasps her hands together and bows at me.

fcuking awkward and beta as phucking shiiit.

'm never gonna make it brahs, serious.

Sounds like the most awkward **** ever.

[A0wner21]

Should of responded, "please sex"

[williams0n]

its a tarp

[OnlyMiscNotFit]

OP you made me call Bill Gates and he was asleep. Asked him why the pics didn't load and the sick kent got mad at me and said he won't hook me up with Office 2014

fuark op

[goldfishguy]

Give her a chest bump and a noogie when you first meet her to break the ice

[laydizzile]

Lmao, what did you learn from this OP?

[SubNoize]

ahahahahah OP r u srs?

[JM2412]

Is OP with trolling us with that update?

Serious?

[BusterBluth]

This is her phucking pic. Unedited.

Edit:
be aware that she messaged me first. Her opener was: "Helloooo can I has yo' babiesssss !!"

srs

[BabyDaddy91]

LOL sounds like you were on a hidden cam version of that show "Next"

[Snine]

lmaoooo... oh man a story that awkwards GOTTA be true.


Keep hustlin cuzz.

[ispy]

strong job interview date...

[BabyDaddy91]

This is her phucking pic. Unedited.

Fuking disgusting OP

[habibtizz]

This is her phucking pic. Unedited.

Asian women, not even once.

[anonymous]

This is her phucking pic. Unedited.

Really? You messaged her when her eyes were blacked out? I mean I've had my awkward as chit OKCupid dates too OP, but come on you had to see this coming.

[AirJordanB]

This is her phucking pic. Unedited.

Embedded for OP

[BusterBluth]

Really? You messaged her when her eyes were blacked out? I mean I've had my awkward as chit OKCupid dates too OP, but come on you had to see this coming.

She messaged me. Her opener was: "Helloooo can I has yo' babiesssss !!"

srs

[RespectYourself]

Am I on reddit? WTF?

[drock2190]

lol


You should of tore her checklist in half and walked away

[devilskickaas]

**** her OP. TBH after taking a look at her pic, I am not surprised that she is a nerd and has no social skills whatsoever.

[Maz911]

ew guy