Things people say that immediately let you know they're a moron.

[Manc33]

It's mostly people in the UK. In the USA, most people I hear have good grammar.
In the UK, most people I hear speaking have terrible grammar. It's harder to understand UK English than US. May be dependent on location however, because of rednecks etc.

In the UK:

Brb Cockney accent
Brb Manchester completely different
Brb Liverpool also different
Brb Scottish - mind blown. Say again.

You missed out the worst one - Newcastle.

[Tulonix]

When people say;

Vegetarians can eat fish but not meat from other animals...

[crupiea]

"why dont you like Obama"?

or

"I like michelle, shes so pretty"

[Franglais]

I hate it when people say they're going down somewhere when they're traveling north.

*** In Washington DC ***
Person #1 "Hey man....what are you doing this weekend?"
Person #2 "Oh I'm going down to New York to see some family."

It has to do with altitude, not direction.
Someone in colorado clould go down to New York even though it's north

[exit28]

"you should stay natural before using protein" heard this one for the first time tonight. Thought the misc was joking, turns out people do actually say that....

Or when they say"i don't want to take protein because I want to stay natural". Gets me every time.

[gjorg]

when they start a sentence with "as an <insert religious/political group here>..."

[Hetzenauer]

"I eat a chit ton of food but can't gain weight"

[Nestaaa]

I could care less

and when people use the word Literally wrong or just use it for no reason.

[MiscRealTalker]

#hardwork #smashedthegym #nodaysoff

Inspired by zyzz. #motivation.

Jeff is my role-model.

Killed gym today, have to get my macros in.


When all of the above are NATURAL

[glenn777]

"yous guys"

[Jamielak]

"haters"

[AbandonThread]

"HIIT doesn't work, you should do cardio"

brb losing bf

[F2.]

"I dont have book smarts, but i have real good street smarts"

no, no... you're just retarded

plenty of people who are smart as a whistle, but suck at IRL things. sounds like you are a judgmental prick

If you have AC, you don't need welfare.

they were right. if you can afford the ac unit/the power bill to support it you shouldn't get welfare. ac is a nicety not a necessity.

[flairon]

muscle weighs more than fat

muscle does weigh more than fat.
For me its not what is said, but how its said. I hate people that drop their t's


Its a button, not a bu'on

[cocoalotion]

They immediately tell me about what school they went to within ten minutes of meeting them. Srs.

[glenn777]

muscle does weigh more than fat.

*whey

[dolphinbro]

"We should revert to the gold standard"
"I'm a day trader"

[Progressam]

"Whats a split?"

"I'm training legs and shoulders today"

"Nah I don't have protein shakes, I'm all natural"

[Dec4y]

"But we have to pass the Bill so we can find out what's in it..."

[PHXNick]

18 year old kids living in the first world who wish things could be like the 'good old days' before they were even born, and who think "the world is going to ****" while enjoying the highest quality of life ever imaginable in the entire history of human civilization. Their ancestors survived massive wars, the threat of nuclear annihilation, plagues, and famine, but apparently we're all doomed because "feminism"/ "gay agendas"/whichever political party they disagree with/economic downturns.

[43Steelers]

"I dont have book smarts, but i have real good street smarts"

no, no... you're just retarded

imma street smart n*gga, didnt read no books but I sho can cook

[Kleurplaat]

Holy fuk. Compared to some of your friends all of my friends are 11/10 stephen hawking intelligent.

[iMakeItRain100s]

Being obese is healthier than having to take protein to maintain fake muscle.

[SHBarton]

'i could look like that too if i took steroids'
'irregardless'
'wierd'
'dieing'
'definately'

I always see people write definitely as 'defiantly'. It's ridiculous

[Uncle-Phil]

They dont have to say anything.

By just wearing a flat bill hat, I already know much about them.

[SHBarton]

"yous guys"

This.

[Hercul3s]

'This is my song'

No, it's not.

[DasWunderBrah]

plenty of people who are smart as a whistle, but suck at IRL things. sounds like you are a judgmental prick


they were right. if you can afford the ac unit/the power bill to support it you shouldn't get welfare. ac is a nicety not a necessity.

except 90% of the time the people that feel the need to say that are dumb as rocks and have no greater "street smarts" than the average person.

[painzRgainz]

"What you need to do is.."


"I'm no expert or anything but..."

[boojurns]

Anyone who talks to general, uninformed people about fitness and nutrition and gets rustled by the interaction are stupid.

You're not going to save the world from fitness and nutrition ignorance, save your energy.