Buddy bought a new house about an hour from me. Has some 5/10 hes messing with/casually hanging because he doesnt know anyone from the area.
-We smash brews
-he invites his girl over and she brings her friend (5-6/10 face but easily a buck 40 @ 5'7).
-Shes a bish to me and srs acting like hot chit
-I remain flirty and persistent while 9-10 beers down
-The girls go to shower
-Me and buddy bust in naked and girl covers teddies and stands against the wall in either embarrassment or denial
-try to spit roast my buddies girl with him she doesnt go for it
-4-5am comes around go to bed with whale and she says i wont eff you and dont puke on me
-within 30 seconds shes beatin my chit off and taking her clothes off, Trys to sit on my face and i No thanks jeff lolz
-bang her with halfy for 3 mins and go soft and pass out (fawkin raw dog fawwwkkkkkkkkW!!!)
-she apparently set alarm early and left her friend there
-felt like showering 10212 times yesterday
Girl lives 2 hours away from me atleast, doesnt have my number, last name. Am i safe?
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10-06-2013, 04:04 PM #1
Forgive me misc for i have smashed a whale.
Last edited by SdvsB; 10-06-2013 at 10:00 PM.
*Faps before and after Fapaholics anonymous class crew
*Sniffs the angus hard during 69 crew
*Likes it a bit stanky crew
*Googled Shane Diesel more then once and was scured crew
*Fuked 30-40 bishes and dink doesnt even get fully hard anymore crew
*Took a swab of my cum after i fapped cuz GF complained it tasted like salt crew
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10-06-2013, 04:05 PM #2
Ur goin to hell bro
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10-06-2013, 04:05 PM #3Registered User
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You are safe brah
Pics of said whale
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10-06-2013, 04:06 PM #4
your going to have that Moby Dik for at least 2-3 weeks
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10-06-2013, 04:06 PM #5Step 1) Believe in urself
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u are no longer a miscer now brah
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10-06-2013, 04:07 PM #6Registered User
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where are pics? if you have none, I understand as waterproof cameras are expensive these days.
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10-06-2013, 04:07 PM #7
will try and detect for pics brahs but i only know her first name
*Faps before and after Fapaholics anonymous class crew
*Sniffs the angus hard during 69 crew
*Likes it a bit stanky crew
*Googled Shane Diesel more then once and was scured crew
*Fuked 30-40 bishes and dink doesnt even get fully hard anymore crew
*Took a swab of my cum after i fapped cuz GF complained it tasted like salt crew
*Locker room fluffer crew
*Loves musky ass smell when smashing bishes from behind Crew
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10-06-2013, 04:07 PM #8
no pics
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10-06-2013, 04:07 PM #9Registered User
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using imagination because no pics
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10-06-2013, 04:10 PM #10
nvm found pic lolz
*Faps before and after Fapaholics anonymous class crew
*Sniffs the angus hard during 69 crew
*Likes it a bit stanky crew
*Googled Shane Diesel more then once and was scured crew
*Fuked 30-40 bishes and dink doesnt even get fully hard anymore crew
*Took a swab of my cum after i fapped cuz GF complained it tasted like salt crew
*Locker room fluffer crew
*Loves musky ass smell when smashing bishes from behind Crew
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10-06-2013, 04:11 PM #11
sloot has pics on fb already lolz
*Faps before and after Fapaholics anonymous class crew
*Sniffs the angus hard during 69 crew
*Likes it a bit stanky crew
*Googled Shane Diesel more then once and was scured crew
*Fuked 30-40 bishes and dink doesnt even get fully hard anymore crew
*Took a swab of my cum after i fapped cuz GF complained it tasted like salt crew
*Locker room fluffer crew
*Loves musky ass smell when smashing bishes from behind Crew
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10-06-2013, 04:11 PM #12Registered User
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i was expecting a whale.
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10-06-2013, 04:12 PM #13Registered User
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innn
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10-06-2013, 04:12 PM #14*checks thread title again*Originally Posted by SdvsB
nvm found pic lolz
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10-06-2013, 04:12 PM #15Banned
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does not look like a whale from that angle brah
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10-06-2013, 04:12 PM #16It's What's Inside
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We have all been there, op. Dry spells<no spells
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10-06-2013, 04:12 PM #17GAY. Not to mention rapey.Originally Posted by SdvsB
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10-06-2013, 04:12 PM #18Villain in my city
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doesnt look that bad from what i can see...
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10-06-2013, 04:13 PM #19Biochemistry brah.
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Might not be the most petite girl but i'm pretty sure 5'7 140 isn't a whale.
MS I
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10-06-2013, 04:14 PM #20Registered User
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Whales think we go soft BC alcohol
We go soft BC whales
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10-06-2013, 04:14 PM #21
shes mastered the art of looking decent in pics. Funny she uploaded pic from the night, worst pic i could find.
*Faps before and after Fapaholics anonymous class crew
*Sniffs the angus hard during 69 crew
*Likes it a bit stanky crew
*Googled Shane Diesel more then once and was scured crew
*Fuked 30-40 bishes and dink doesnt even get fully hard anymore crew
*Took a swab of my cum after i fapped cuz GF complained it tasted like salt crew
*Locker room fluffer crew
*Loves musky ass smell when smashing bishes from behind Crew
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10-06-2013, 04:14 PM #22Glow Connoisseur
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Damn and I thought my definition of whale was bad.
She doesn't look that heavy at all.Last edited by pWally; 10-06-2013 at 04:20 PM.
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10-06-2013, 04:15 PM #23I don't lift
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OP u fuking wot m8??
She looks fine.-Too cool for crews Crew
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10-06-2013, 04:15 PM #24thanks brah..will rep off rechargeOriginally Posted by Chunkx
*Faps before and after Fapaholics anonymous class crew
*Sniffs the angus hard during 69 crew
*Likes it a bit stanky crew
*Googled Shane Diesel more then once and was scured crew
*Fuked 30-40 bishes and dink doesnt even get fully hard anymore crew
*Took a swab of my cum after i fapped cuz GF complained it tasted like salt crew
*Locker room fluffer crew
*Loves musky ass smell when smashing bishes from behind Crew
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10-06-2013, 04:16 PM #25It's What's Inside
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Wouldsmashwhilesoberandbragtothemisc/10
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10-06-2013, 04:16 PM #26maybe im high standards? she also has all the best possible angles but she looked way bigger.Originally Posted by pWally
*Faps before and after Fapaholics anonymous class crew
*Sniffs the angus hard during 69 crew
*Likes it a bit stanky crew
*Googled Shane Diesel more then once and was scured crew
*Fuked 30-40 bishes and dink doesnt even get fully hard anymore crew
*Took a swab of my cum after i fapped cuz GF complained it tasted like salt crew
*Locker room fluffer crew
*Loves musky ass smell when smashing bishes from behind Crew
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10-06-2013, 04:17 PM #27Gainz Hunter
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where's the whale *******
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10-06-2013, 04:17 PM #28confirmed rollbread
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this is a whale?
ITT OP has ridiculously high standards
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10-06-2013, 04:18 PM #29Registered User
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Originally Posted by illesBKLYN
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10-06-2013, 04:19 PM #30Registered Anne Goose
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Lol at you 'muricans thinking 140lbs is whale.
Sickening.
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