American foods that foreigners hate.

[phikappa]

1. Velveeta Cheese

"I know a lot of folks have already mentioned American cheese, but Velveeta is right up there with Cheeze Whiz on the list of fake 'foods.'" - TheMadBotanist


2. Hershey's Chocolate

"U.S. chocolate or candy is pretty unpleasant to me. Hershey bars have this dusty texture (like 5 weeks after Easter when you come across an uneaten egg) and the taste isn't very rich. Cadbury Dairy Milk used to be awesome, but Kraft bought Cadbury a couple years ago and the recipe seems to be gradually changing." - Protonbeamface

3. Red Vines

"I tried Red Vines, expecting them to be red ropes of glory. They taste like soap." - CthulhusWhore


4. Supermarket Bread

"I still can't stomach the standard supermarket bread here. It's so sweet. Same goes for average burger or hot dog buns." - tigersmadeofpaper


5. Casseroles

"Casseroles made with "cream of" anything soup. Green bean casserole, tuna casserole, mushroom casserole. I know what those Campbells soups are like, we get them over here, and the idea of using them as a constituent ingredient in a main meal makes me shudder just from the idea of the sodium bomb. Especially those casseroles that are suggested to be topped with crushed chips." - InquisitorVawn


6. Root Beer Floats

"My old college friend from Austria thought root beer floats were disgusting." - pokeySoakins


7. Twizzlers

"Twizzlers are so weird. They don't even taste like red liquorice. They taste like cardboard. I was so disappointed when I finally tried them." - movealittlecloser


8. Pop Tarts

"A friend of ours sent over some Pop Tarts. They were revolting. People actually eat them for breakfast?? I couldn't even stomach two bites." - homovore


9. Snow Cones

"Ice with syrup passes for food?" - nanlayo


10. Beef Jerky

"Tried this stuff a few months ago. It tasted like plastic and had the texture of worn shoe sole. Impressive how they took a bit of cow and made it entirely inedible." - stw1313


11. Corn Dogs

"I had one bite of one when I was in Florida and couldn't eat any more. I will never understand why people think they taste good." - Biwton


12. Biscuits and Gravy

"I have American cousins. Took me out for breakfast one morning and made me try biscuits and gravy. That gravy is disgusting! The waitress told me that its just lard mixed with flour salt and pepper. Who can eat that in the morning?" - ilovenewtons


13. American Bacon

"American bacon looks weird to me, it's too thin and every time I see a picture of bacon that someone who lives in America has made they've always cremated it. Juicy bacon is far better!" - RtardDAN

"It's thin, streaky, and tough. It's the one food I miss from the U.K." - bloodyhellalex


14. Meatloaf

"Why would I want a loaf of meat? Granted I haven't had it, but it looks gross." - BoChiggedyBoDiddley






Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/ameri...#ixzz2hEiaqgPd

[Maestro]

i'm surprised corn dogs are not on that list.

edit; just saw it on the list.

and WTF at beef jerky? He probably bought some nasty store brand of jerky.

[k1ckstand]

business insider

taken from an ask reddit thread

no thanx jeff

[cdomangue1]

I am american and agree with about 90% of this list.

but for the love of all things holy what has pop tarts and beef jerky ever done wrong.

[CheeseSteak]

Corn dogs are awesome

[phikappa]

About the only thing I agree with is meat loaf. Never been a big fan.



However, put some Velveeta on that and I'll reconsider.

[Ralph Wiggum]

American here.



Wtf is a red vine?

Beef Jerky and Corn Dogs are the SH!T! fukin foreigner *******s.

[krazedxboi]

1. Velveeta Cheese

never tried it

2. Hershey's Chocolate

wouldn't say i hate it but hersheys chocolate is nothing special at all. charleston chew > hersheys

3. Red Vines

who actually does like this chit?

5. Casseroles

i can confirm, casseroles is like eating chunky mayo cream

6. Root Beer Floats

i can confirm, root beer is groce. adding ice cream doesn't help

7. Twizzlers

wait, wtf are red vines then? i though red vines/twizzlers were same thing

8. Pop Tarts

ian mcpoptart. haven't had a pop tart since like middleschool, can confirm overrated

9. Snow Cones

agree, italian ice > snow cones

10. Beef Jerky

u fuqqin wot? bunch of slack jawed *******s. beef herky is derishus

11. Corn Dogs

hot dog anything - andy that is groce

13. American Bacon

confirmed *******s, dafuq is wrong w. american bacon

[Shortbus115]

Biscuits and gravy is one of my favorite things. Add some bacon to that and it's a great day.

Biscuits, gravy, bacon, grits, hash brown casserole, and eggs. Best breakfast you could ask for. Maybe toss in a short stack of pancakes for the hard gainers.

[phikappa]

American here.



Wtf is a red vine?

srs?

[John L]

If you don't like meatloaf.....well, you must be eating some chit meatloaf then. Good meatloaf=hnngggg, doesn't matter where you're from

[LikeAMachine]

6,7 and 8 literally makes me angry.

Those are the BOMB!

Everything else I agree with.

[Retoaded]

I don't eat hardly any of that but I love biscuits and gravy and bacon. obviously it needs to be good, homemade sausage gravy.

[Cfitz717]

1. Velveeta Cheese

"I know a lot of folks have already mentioned American cheese, but Velveeta is right up there with Cheeze Whiz on the list of fake 'foods.'" - TheMadBotanist


2. Hershey's Chocolate

"U.S. chocolate or candy is pretty unpleasant to me. Hershey bars have this dusty texture (like 5 weeks after Easter when you come across an uneaten egg) and the taste isn't very rich. Cadbury Dairy Milk used to be awesome, but Kraft bought Cadbury a couple years ago and the recipe seems to be gradually changing." - Protonbeamface

3. Red Vines

"I tried Red Vines, expecting them to be red ropes of glory. They taste like soap." - CthulhusWhore


4. Supermarket Bread

"I still can't stomach the standard supermarket bread here. It's so sweet. Same goes for average burger or hot dog buns." - tigersmadeofpaper


5. Casseroles

"Casseroles made with "cream of" anything soup. Green bean casserole, tuna casserole, mushroom casserole. I know what those Campbells soups are like, we get them over here, and the idea of using them as a constituent ingredient in a main meal makes me shudder just from the idea of the sodium bomb. Especially those casseroles that are suggested to be topped with crushed chips." - InquisitorVawn


6. Root Beer Floats

"My old college friend from Austria thought root beer floats were disgusting." - pokeySoakins


7. Twizzlers

"Twizzlers are so weird. They don't even taste like red liquorice. They taste like cardboard. I was so disappointed when I finally tried them." - movealittlecloser


8. Pop Tarts

"A friend of ours sent over some Pop Tarts. They were revolting. People actually eat them for breakfast?? I couldn't even stomach two bites." - homovore


9. Snow Cones

"Ice with syrup passes for food?" - nanlayo


10. Beef Jerky

"Tried this stuff a few months ago. It tasted like plastic and had the texture of worn shoe sole. Impressive how they took a bit of cow and made it entirely inedible." - stw1313


11. Corn Dogs

"I had one bite of one when I was in Florida and couldn't eat any more. I will never understand why people think they taste good." - Biwton


12. Biscuits and Gravy

"I have American cousins. Took me out for breakfast one morning and made me try biscuits and gravy. That gravy is disgusting! The waitress told me that its just lard mixed with flour salt and pepper. Who can eat that in the morning?" - ilovenewtons


13. American Bacon

"American bacon looks weird to me, it's too thin and every time I see a picture of bacon that someone who lives in America has made they've always cremated it. Juicy bacon is far better!" - RtardDAN

"It's thin, streaky, and tough. It's the one food I miss from the U.K." - bloodyhellalex


14. Meatloaf

"Why would I want a loaf of meat? Granted I haven't had it, but it looks gross." - BoChiggedyBoDiddley






Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/ameri...#ixzz2hEiaqgPd

Just ordered 40 dollars worth of Twizzlers on Amazon. Best candy. Only the peely ones, though

[Ralph Wiggum]

srs?

i've never seen a product called a 'red vine' in my entire life.

[jackrustler]

i can confirm US chocolate is pretty rough. english/german/belgian/swiss for my taste.

[caughtunawares]

nothing worse than hersheys bars
except maybe pop tarts

[phikappa]

7. Twizzlers

wait, wtf are red vines then? i though red vines/twizzlers were same thing

Twizzlers are thicker and fruitier than red vines. I think they're better.

[John L]

i've never seen a product called a 'red vine' in my entire life.

Neither have I.

Respective locations: New Jersey and New York. Must be a midwest/south/western product.

[phikappa]

i've never seen a product called a 'red vine' in my entire life.

Go to Costco.

[squeeeeze]

i really liked the bacon i got in NYC. it was a bit saltier than i'm used to but it was still pretty good.

things i didnt like:
your average NYC pizza
your sauces you put on things (pretty much any sauce)
the quantity of cheese everything has on it
lamb. sorry but it seems your chefs dont know what the fuk they're doing with lamb

things i did like:
you guys can get some damn good steak going in the US

didnt eat most of the stereotypically american food though

[Valeurvaleur]

Non-american here. Haven't tried all on the list, but whoever wrote that about beef jerky is a no-sense reddit-mega-*******. waiting impatiently for the day beef jerky is sold in my country crew

The spazz talking about your bacon is right. He should know, however, that most brittish bacon come from Denmark - we have dem succulent piggies, nomisayin

Also, how is your bacon-flavoured-sundaes and deep-fried oreos not on the list? most disgusting chit ever



btw

would die for an american barbeque crew

[krazedxboi]

i've never seen a product called a 'red vine' in my entire life.

this. i just thought they were another name for twizzlers

[Everknown]

my step dad is american and he likes to cook alot of american dishes, like sloppy joes, corn dogs ect, and even chili, how do people eat this chit

[Cfitz717]

I live in Hershey, eat those cookies and cream hershey bars all the time. Some of the best candy, imo. Next to Twizzlers, of course.

[John L]

my step dad is american and he likes to cook alot of american dishes, like sloppy joes, corn dogs ect, and even chili, how do people eat this chit

Chili is delicious as fuark, he must just make bad chili

[SniXSniPe]

Regular twizzlers are good, dunno why but I like them.

Pop Tarts aren't bad.

Hershey cookies and cream is good (don't eat it anymore cause its so bad for you).


American Bacon is good shiet.



But honestly, I rarely eat any of the stuff on that list...

[Ralph Wiggum]

my step dad is american and he likes to cook alot of american dishes, like sloppy joes, corn dogs ect, and even chili, how do people eat this chit

u fukin w0t m8.

Chili is amazing.

[ChikN10der]

They sound like miscers lol

always looking for a reason to bitch about something


wtf @ beef jerky also:

"Casseroles made with "cream of" anything soup. Green bean casserole, tuna casserole, mushroom casserole. I know what those Campbells soups are like, we get them over here, and the idea of using them as a constituent ingredient in a main meal makes me shudder just from the idea of the sodium bomb. Especially those casseroles that are suggested to be topped with crushed chips." - InquisitorVawn


Green bean casserole is fukkin hng

Vawn pls

[Drukqs]

I didn't realize that beef jerky was "American" food.