About to do my babysitter (pics + story)

**MaleModel911** · 09-30-2013, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by Ravishing_Rick

did op pull a arnold?

If i was arnold i would never have gotten myself into this situation in the first place

**JustiNtense** · 09-30-2013, 10:41 PM

Update? What kind of STDs did you get?

**Fokized** · 09-30-2013, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by JustiNtense

Update? What kind of STDs did you get?

**BBNobu** · 09-30-2013, 10:49 PM

That's fuking disgusting jesus christ you're white for fuk sake and you can't get laid at all? lmfao any above average asian who looks 10x better than the girl u posted wood go for your white cawk

**esp** · 09-30-2013, 10:51 PM

**Turbulence24** · 09-30-2013, 10:54 PM

This isn't real.

**viet16** · 10-01-2013, 06:51 AM

that girl might be an 1/10 in internet standard but a 5/10 in real life, the best thing is OP having his first time before turning 24s, which is by far a better situation than of some guys who made fun of him.

**PTHopefullFit** · 10-01-2013, 09:31 AM

I would like to think having sex with her could not bring up anyone's self esteem. Don't prove me wrong op.

**devin45k** · 10-01-2013, 09:36 AM

**magx** · 10-01-2013, 10:38 AM

Keep trollin trollin trollin what?! keep trollin trollin trollin come on!

**SheWasPhone** · 10-01-2013, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by devin45k

never laughed harder at a gif looooool

**SheWasPhone** · 10-01-2013, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by MaleModel911

I know it is a long read, but this is my whole night in a nutshell.

Well last night was a strange one. I pulled up to her address and it was a runned down apartment. As I walked in I felt like I was going to get killed or something. I knocked on the door and one of her KIDS answered the door. Asked him if his room was around and he said she would be back soon. So I called her, got no answer. So I waited outside and after a good 35-40 minutes I spotted her walking with some dude. After they walked in I waited 10 minutes and called her home phone. Her kid picked up and said she was in the other room busy. So now I don't know what the **** is going. So I told the kid to his mom know I'm outside walking and that we had a date set for 8, but now its well past 9. Kid says ok and hangs up. Me like the dumbass I am waited outside for at least an hour until I saw the guy leave the apartment. At this point I still didn't caught what was going on yet. Waited another 5, called and got told to come in. Kids answers the door and tells me she is in her room. I opened the door and it was 20 times worse than any of you could imagine. The room was a mess and muggy. Bed looked like it was never washed. She was getting dressed as I walked in and we started talking and what not. After a good 15 minutes she made a move on me and pulled my pants off. I couldn't get hard for the life of me. So she started to undress and this was the point that I wished I listened to you guys about not doing this. Her stomach was like if you put your hand in the middle of it and pulled it thats how it stayed it was just rolls of fat hanging. Then I saw the ugliest tits I've ever seen. They were sagging and uneven with big brown nips. At this point I wanted to leave. Than she took her pants of and I looked once and never again. I truly can not describe how it looked tbh. She started to suck my cock and after awhile I managed to get hard. Went in without a condom and she did the rest. I lasted pretty much 10 minutes before I came in her. After that I said I had to go. Got dressed and ran out and went for a good drive to clear my head. I'm still sick to my stomach.

**allianc3** · 10-01-2013, 10:49 AM

I feel as though I need some sort of chemical bath after reading op's experience.

**Hardcorewhitey2** · 10-01-2013, 11:32 AM

Mindblown this happened

**SheWasPhone** · 10-01-2013, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by allianc3

I feel as though I need some sort of chemical bath after reading op's experience.

**bustermac** · 10-01-2013, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by viet16

that girl might be an 1/10 in internet standard but a 5/10 in real life, the best thing is OP having his first time before turning 24s, which is by far a better situation than of some guys who made fun of him.

5/10 in Germany maybe. Ugh.

**Retoaded** · 10-01-2013, 12:17 PM

**SheWasPhone** · 10-01-2013, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by MaleModel911

**MaleModel911** · 10-01-2013, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by SheWasPhone

Lmfao i feel even worse now

**joeyb729** · 10-01-2013, 08:21 PM

andy thats groce

**probablymad** · 10-01-2013, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by MaleModel911

Lmfao i feel even worse now

just admit this was all a troll OP. please. please just admit it.

**bigblackasian** · 10-01-2013, 08:37 PM

could someone please pm me pics for measly reps. they arent showing for me

**Rastafariie** · 10-02-2013, 01:53 AM

so op any updates?

babynames
Stds
Medications
Psychological problems

**drvillain** · 10-02-2013, 01:56 AM

Originally Posted by SheWasPhone

would rather smash female shrek tbh

**fedekx** · 10-02-2013, 02:02 AM

I suggest to go back to where ever you threw away those standards to, and go back and retrieve them because son I got some bad news ...

If I was homeless and lived on a slab of cardboard underneath then Chicago tram that leaks oil in me every night for 63 years, and I hadn't talked to a girl not including tranies for 36 of those years all in a row I STILL wouldn't kiss or Bang that sorry excuse for a ogre female.

**StarksFX** · 10-02-2013, 02:04 AM

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**FairyGorl** · 10-02-2013, 02:05 AM

lmao ew i would have went gay yuck

**FairyGorl** · 10-02-2013, 02:12 AM

Originally Posted by Staberella

OP is not ugly.

your right im still shocked he went that desperate

**GoingPlaces** · 10-02-2013, 02:19 AM

this happened

**Inhumanity** · 10-02-2013, 02:59 AM

Just finished reading the great epic fail thread of 2013.

I am disappoint in you op.

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