About to do my babysitter (pics + story)

[MaleModel911]

I'm 23 and a virgin. Yesterday i made a thread about how much my life sucks etc. and some of you guys actually cared and helped out. The things that are holding me back is my confidence and personality. So as a ego boost and confidence boost i need to get laid.

Ok so now onto my babysitter. She use to watch me back when i was in 6th or 7th grade and she added me on ******** a few years back trying to start convos up and ****. Never replied because i thought she was a creep and all. Fast forward 2-3 years and here i am today, a kissless virgin. So i threw my standards away and hit her up on fb, got her number and im still working on where to meet up etc.

I'd like to thank you guys for helping me do this and hopefully this is a step in the right direction.


And as with any threads on here dealing with girls etc heres some pictures off her fb, lmk if you guys want more

She's in her 30s btw and yes i know shes not a model. I dont care

[devin45k]

You are too old to be a virgin. So lay some pipe OP




Have fun playing with those bags of sand

[NotANun21]

It's not worth it brah

[LoydChristmas]

groce dude but go for it i guess

[BetaBetch]

holy christ

This

[JD4R]

OP, you better be charging her for babysitting her vaj.

[PuTangSlayer]

Disgusting as fuk

[Rugby2020]

Wat in the phuck OP, good luck with your bonar goals.

[tricktonic]

Someone upload a can't tell if troll pic please. Strong mobile user

[kamiljooky]

i dont think ull make it brah...

[mac2118]

I've had worse. good luck op!

[k1ckstand]

go rub one out for christ sake

[darkninja67]

into see if she sits on opie's face and suffocates him.

Don't pass up a good thing though op.

[MaleModel911]

Like i said guys, i dont care about looks right now. Its not like I'm marrying her. Just want to get this out of the way and move on with my life and never have to think about it again.

[pat66]

cmon brah pretty sure you can do better then that , are u average looking or ur an ugly sad kunt ?

[Aperture]

yes i know shes not a model.

[mcbizkit02]

Are you Arnold Schwarzenegger?

[joen270]

ew.

[MaleModel911]

cmon brah pretty sure you can do better then that , are u average looking or ur an ugly sad kunt ?

Ugly and have zero confidence or a personality so i got to deal with what i got.

[BlueNinjaGo]

Not worth it dude. The best thing you have going for you is that you don't know what you're missing. You phuck her, you'll know what it feels like, and will miss it even more when you go without.

Just...gross man.

[spillmouse]

Bahahahahha groce

[devin45k]

Like i said guys, i dont care about looks right now. Its not like I'm marrying her. Just want to get this out of the way and move on with my life and never have to think about it again.

try to slide it into her pooper

[Dubs740]

Wow, its like a baby wookie and chewy from tv had a daughter. GROCE. I'm imagining her crotch dispels a pungent aroma of Month old bottled pee mixed with rotting flesh.

[headturner1]

Hahahahah, how crucial

[darkninja67]

Just want to get this out of the way and move on with my life and never have to think about it again.

I know there is a joke somewhere in this post but will leave it be.

[magx]

I think you're placing way too much emphasis on this 'virgin' thing, man. The second you nut you're going to look at her and the wave of revulsion that hits you will only be matched by well, its own self, every single time you remember that moment. DON'T DO IT.

[BetaKnight]

dude....dude...think about it clearly man

[Retoaded]

[newleaseonlife]

She looks infected, and awkward in the sack, like she's one of those face to face ****ers. Falls well below my penile standards.

[PipeHitter808]