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    I read Misc copypastas on vocaroo and you like it

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    you again?!: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ftSZNhB1lU

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    Women love penis, It's like all they think about, touching and holding a nice clean penis. Not too big, nor not too small, just a nice five inches is all they need. They admire the penis, love the penis, and when they first see your penis their whole world turns upside down, hormones flaring, excitement rising, and some of them even orgasm at the sight of just seeing a penis. Women respect the penis, they live for the penis, and want the penis. A penis to a woman, is very important. They are programmed to love penis because they need to procreate, it's in the DNA and human code, women want and need babies thus they want penis. When a woman says she thinks penis's are ugly, she's simply lying. She's hiding the fact that she is REALLY turned on by the human penis. 90% of females watch porn, just to see the penis, and to imagine that's them holding and sucking it in the video. Women don't just love penis, they love staring at your penis even when your wearing pants. They love that bulge of yours and always imagine what's hiding inside. Women are fascinated about the fact that your penis can shoot out sperm, that makes them soooo crazy and horny just to think about that. They dream all day about making a penis cum and to look at the mans face in the process. When in public, or anywhere in general women secretly want to see an erected penis. They tend to look away but really want to see it. At the end of the day, a woman loves the penis more than the man loves the Vagina.
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    Originally Posted by Phaze2 View Post
    Women love penis, It's like all they think about, touching and holding a nice clean penis. Not too big, nor not too small, just a nice five inches is all they need. They admire the penis, love the penis, and when they first see your penis their whole world turns upside down, hormones flaring, excitement rising, and some of them even orgasm at the sight of just seeing a penis. Women respect the penis, they live for the penis, and want the penis. A penis to a woman, is very important. They are programmed to love penis because they need to procreate, it's in the DNA and human code, women want and need babies thus they want penis. When a woman says she thinks penis's are ugly, she's simply lying. She's hiding the fact that she is REALLY turned on by the human penis. 90% of females watch porn, just to see the penis, and to imagine that's them holding and sucking it in the video. Women don't just love penis, they love staring at your penis even when your wearing pants. They love that bulge of yours and always imagine what's hiding inside. Women are fascinated about the fact that your penis can shoot out sperm, that makes them soooo crazy and horny just to think about that. They dream all day about making a penis cum and to look at the mans face in the process. When in public, or anywhere in general women secretly want to see an erected penis. They tend to look away but really want to see it. At the end of the day, a woman loves the penis more than the man loves the Vagina.
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    I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mVtR4xi7zv
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    Youve got to be kidding me. Ive been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. Its just common sense.
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    I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. ?But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don?t even peek in there.? I take key and go to room to sleep.

    Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red.

    Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. ?By the way who is in that room?? She look at me and begin to tell story.

    There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red.

    I tell her I don?t give a ****. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast.
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    Look here you dumb broad. I have a fukkin mad crush on you, and i think we need to get together asap. SRS I've felt like this for a while, I'm not surprised you never noticed, you're too busy doing your fukkin hair and make up, listening to kesha and ****. hit me back when yo get this and let me know what you think. peace bitch
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    I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
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    There are douche bags who train mma, and these douchebags will always be pussies.
    There will always be a guy who is super explosive who instincutaly throws straight punches who will fuk you up
    Op, I'll be honest. I am drunk. I am drunk and I know you are so insecure right now. You need to be slammed on your head and choked. This would humble you. Sure, you would throw your haymakers, and breath through your teeth, you would black out, you would not give a fuk, you would be crazy.... lalalalala yada yada yada.
    These things have nothing to do with winning. Winning comes from experience, from being aware, from avoiding situations that could involve conflict, and from being sober.
    Snap out of it you coward. Fuk you for thinking you have anything worth saying you untrained weakling. Fuk your face. Go learn, go and become a man, and then you may be called a man. Until then, shut your coward mouth you untrained pathetic little girl.
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    Went to a party last night, was pretty posh do sit down meal to start with, me and my mates on a table of 8 but there only 6 of us so this random guy gets put on our table.

    Anyway, some of you may be aware of the incident I had with hot dentist, and im retelling this story to my friends.so I assume this random guy had read it.

    All of a sudden this guys like “YOU AWARE BRAH??? YOU FURRRRKING AWARE??” seriously his eyes popping out his head you’d think he’d won the lottery or something everyone on table in silence just Bert staring me and him


    Guy was so awkward, and unreal hyped up think most likely on drugs (srs), he basically followed me round whole night saying such things as….

    “hey brah lets tell people my names zyzz and yours is chestbrah”
    If I was talking to a chick he’d slide up behind me and whisper “repped”
    “hey man lets go on the dance floor and do the zyzz pose”
    “hey ladies this guy rustling your jimmes?”
    "Whose your fave member of aesthetics crew?"

    Thought id lost him , was taking slash in toilet, chatting to one my mates about a house im thinking of renting and from inside the cubicle I hear “ I can confirm, I am house”

    Im all for a laugh but mate you need to tone it down, you cockblocked me about 200 times, every third word out this guy’s mouth was some sort of meme or reference to the misc, you need to get a real life pal
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    do this one please

    No offense bro but you are the ugliest mother****er I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piata.

    Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.

    ****s disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.
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    Originally Posted by Aussie939291 View Post
    do this one please
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    Originally Posted by macrocrunch View Post
    Lol'd hard.

    Were you trying not to laugh?
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    Originally Posted by Yak61 View Post
    Requesting this classic:

    Went to a party last night, was pretty posh do sit down meal to start with, me and my mates on a table of 8 but there only 6 of us so this random guy gets put on our table.

    Anyway, some of you may be aware of the incident I had with hot dentist, and im retelling this story to my friends.so I assume this random guy had read it.

    All of a sudden this guys like “YOU AWARE BRAH??? YOU FURRRRKING AWARE??” seriously his eyes popping out his head you’d think he’d won the lottery or something everyone on table in silence just Bert staring me and him


    Guy was so awkward, and unreal hyped up think most likely on drugs (srs), he basically followed me round whole night saying such things as….

    “hey brah lets tell people my names zyzz and yours is chestbrah”
    If I was talking to a chick he’d slide up behind me and whisper “repped”
    “hey man lets go on the dance floor and do the zyzz pose”
    “hey ladies this guy rustling your jimmes?”
    "Whose your fave member of aesthetics crew?"

    Thought id lost him , was taking slash in toilet, chatting to one my mates about a house im thinking of renting and from inside the cubicle I hear “ I can confirm, I am house”

    Im all for a laugh but mate you need to tone it down, you cockblocked me about 200 times, every third word out this guy’s mouth was some sort of meme or reference to the misc, you need to get a real life pal
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    Originally Posted by macrocrunch View Post
    was hoping for the accent, lol'd brah
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    Jesus christ! I just spit my protein shake all over my damn computer! I looked through your profile pictures and now I'm sitting here hard as a rock, milk all over the place, and sweating like Amy Winehouse in a liquor store. I don't know what to deal with first! You've put me in quitethe predicament.
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    sup bro, just thought I'd add you cos of that badass pose you're doing in your display picture. I'm a street fighter myself so I tend to run with a pretty rough crowd and I can tell by those vicious tears in your jeans that you're a similar breed. Maybe one day we could go down to the quarry and throw rocks at cats. Anyways keep it real player. R3$p3cT!
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    I always hoped that you would stop posting here. That you'd go outside, play a sport, find a girlfriend. I have this fantasy, you see. That one friday night I would be out on the town and stop by this little bar to grab a pint, and I'd see you there with a 5/10. I'd recognize you by the squats and oats. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor I to you, but we'd both know... that you'd moved on. Instead you sit in your damned cave fapping to HNNG threads and crying about feels.
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    You're a no one. You're a no AVI MISCer who will not be remembered for anything at all. This fleeting, last ditch attempt at recognition from anyone on this forum is only matched in patheticness by the fact whenever your mother yells out, "theriftable, dinner is ready." You reply with, "Sorry mum, I'm just talking to my friends" when in reality you're posting on a forum where everyone hates you. We're not your friends. I'm not your friend. I don't know you. I don't want to know you. You make me realise all that is wrong with the world. I hate you. A genuine hate with the ferocity of a thousand burning suns.
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    Originally Posted by macrocrunch View Post
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    You're a no one. You're a no AVI MISCer who will not be remembered for anything at all. This fleeting, last ditch attempt at recognition from anyone on this forum is only matched in patheticness by the fact whenever your mother yells out, "theriftable, dinner is ready." You reply with, "Sorry mum, I'm just talking to my friends" when in reality you're posting on a forum where everyone hates you. We're not your friends. I'm not your friend. I don't know you. I don't want to know you. You make me realise all that is wrong with the world. I hate you. A genuine hate with the ferocity of a thousand burning suns.
    I am personally lol'ing over this one srs.

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