"I don't go to titty bars much anymore. They have never really appealed to me. Like going into an expensive restaurant, reading the menu for 2 hours, drinking a little, then getting up and leaving without having had anything to eat but paying the bill anyway." - M. Rippetoe
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*Jennifer Aniston white knight crew*
*Team Aniston crew*
*Jen isn't too old for me crew*
*Would smash Jen don't care what age she is crew*
*Brad Pitt is a phucking idiot for dumping Jen crew*
*watches FRIENDS for Jen crew*
*Successfully masturbate underneath the cape while getting a haircut crew*
*always swipes right crew*
++ Positive Crew ++
May not be the best, but best I've seen in some time. Not sure why either. Very pretty face.
Yeah some of the other girls in this thread may be objectively hotter but this girl just does it for me and I don't know why haha.... I think it's the face and the fact the picture isn't altered or a myspace angle
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuk the lemons,' and bail.