What rustles your jimmies part 3

[BubsNBean]

Yea don't be dog hatin'!!!

I love the smell of horse feed. It's up there with puppy breathe on the top 5 favorite smells.

Me too. Puppy breath can fix the worst day in 0.00472894 seconds! Not to mention the baby-dog snuggles that come with it. Eeeee!

my dog is a part of my family

why you rustling me

Mine too. My two fur-children

[tmonkey]

Mine too. My two fur-children

only two

pffft - newb

[acrawlingchaos]

The other day, I saw a flyer near the gym locker room advertising canine CPR classes. I was like "Whoa, really, giving mouth to mouth to a dog?"

This lady turns to me and goes, "You obviously don't have a dog. They're part of the family."

Geez, cool your jets, dog lady. They're still animals. Not to rustle jimmies, I just never loved dogs. The stench alone turns me off... and I used to horseback ride seriously, so I know whereof smells. Herbivores smell better.

One of the puppies I kept had been birthed outside without our knowledge and had been outside in early spring for probably an hour in the cold. Labor lasted about 20 hours (12 total), so it probably happened when she went out to go to the bathroom.

When I found Malachi, he was not breathing and bone cold to the touch. I sat in front of the stove up, wrapped him in a towel and started CPR. About 20 minutes later, he started screeching.


He is the larger fawn, and is now 150lbs of pure love.

[bigdogfarmhand]

The wind blowing 85 miles a hour...

[Richy P]

Its only Monday and it feels like Thursday. I've been handed nine additional bits of work which is to go on top of my current swathe of things to get through. Maybe the benefit cheats are on to something.

[Keltron]

When someone chalks up their hands before a lift and they don't keep their hands IN the chalk bucket... and then they clap off the excess chalk and it gets on the floor.. RIGHT AFTER I CLEANED THE DAMN FLOOR. All you have to do is keep your hands in the bucket when you do your little clappy thing.

[Artemis00]

I love the smell of horse feed. It's up there with puppy breathe on the top 5 favorite smells.

I know what you are talking about regarding horse feed...especially the stuff that has molasses in it. Smells awesome when you take the lid off of a barrel full of that stuff in the middle of a hot summer.

Love puppy breath too, especially in the first 4 weeks. My one pups breath literally smelled like doritos. I miss that

[UnaChispita]

my dog is a part of my family

So true!

Me too. Puppy breath can fix the worst day in 0.00472894 seconds! Not to mention the baby-dog snuggles that come with it. Eeeee!

Mine too. My two fur-children

My one pups breath literally smelled like doritos. I miss that

LOL. I think dog feet smell like doritos too.

No rustled jimmies. Just a shameless cute dog post.

My gal:


Guess I better get back to work!

[megdaig]

What breed did you foster? I fostered Boston Terriers for a few years. I'm thinking about fostering Heelers at some point.

I foster boxers after adopting two of my own. Well my first girl moved out with the ex and I kept the hoss of a male...my fiancé brought over his two large dogs; a lab mix and a shepherd mix. So at any given time I have 4 60#+ dogs running around getting in the way...

And my house never smells like dog. But I'm anal about a clean and nice smelling house. Now, I will say that puppy farts smell like rancid broccoli and it's the worst smell I've ever experienced.

[Artemis00]

LOL. I think dog feet smell like doritos too.

No rustled jimmies. Just a shameless cute dog post.

My gal:


Guess I better get back to work!

ah yeah. I forgot about the dorito paw smell. And cute pup

[penny0527]

I know what you are talking about regarding horse feed...especially the stuff that has molasses in it. Smells awesome when you take the lid off of a barrel full of that stuff in the middle of a hot summer.

Love puppy breath too, especially in the first 4 weeks. My one pups breath literally smelled like doritos. I miss that

Especially molasses!

[penny0527]

I foster boxers after adopting two of my own. Well my first girl moved out with the ex and I kept the hoss of a male...my fiancé brought over his two large dogs; a lab mix and a shepherd mix. So at any given time I have 4 60#+ dogs running around getting in the way...

And my house never smells like dog. But I'm anal about a clean and nice smelling house. Now, I will say that puppy farts smell like rancid broccoli and it's the worst smell I've ever experienced.

Boxers are a pretty rambunctious breed correct?

When I fostered I had two of my own dogs and two fosters. My house never smells like dog either. Having tile makes it easier. The most important thing is making sure their bedding is clean. If that isn't clean they and your house will stink. I also have a Roomba!

[V.I.C]

[UnaChispita]

ah yeah. I forgot about the dorito paw smell. And cute pup

TY!

LMAO! Repped!

[Wyomann]

My jimmies almost never get rustled. i'm retardedly optimistic and don't sweat the small stuff.

[Artemis00]

My jimmies almost never get rustled. i'm retardedly optimistic and don't sweat the small stuff.

Now you just rustled my jimmies.

There is always a need for jimmies...they taste so good on ice cream

[penny0527]

My jimmies almost never get rustled. i'm retardedly optimistic and don't sweat the small stuff.

I'm kind of this way too. I try not to get mad over little things.

[Keltron]

Jimmies get rustled when I expose myself to old women and they laugh.

[BubsNBean]

only two

pffft - newb

Ha. I'm a vet, I have many unofficial pets

One of the puppies I kept had been birthed outside without our knowledge and had been outside in early spring for probably an hour in the cold. Labor lasted about 20 hours (12 total), so it probably happened when she went out to go to the bathroom.

When I found Malachi, he was not breathing and bone cold to the touch. I sat in front of the stove up, wrapped him in a towel and started CPR. About 20 minutes later, he started screeching.


He is the larger fawn, and is now 150lbs of pure love.

This melts my heart.

When someone chalks up their hands before a lift and they don't keep their hands IN the chalk bucket... and then they clap off the excess chalk and it gets on the floor.. RIGHT AFTER I CLEANED THE DAMN FLOOR. All you have to do is keep your hands in the bucket when you do your little clappy thing.

Oops

So true!





LOL. I think dog feet smell like doritos too.

No rustled jimmies. Just a shameless cute dog post.

My gal:


Guess I better get back to work!

OMG I LOVE HER!!!

Dog feet... love the smell of dog feet. I always thought they smell like corn chips.

[Hannah82]

B cuz they fukkin do smell like cornchips lolol!

[sy2502]

Jimmies rustled because I had a senior moment.
This morning while making coffee I took my prepared lunch out of the fridge. I then put it on the counter and went after my coffee. And sure enough, that's precisely where it still is now, at home, on the counter, getting warm and putrid. Plus not having my lunch I had to get something at the cafeteria instead, which means greasy, heavy, overpriced junk. Yuck.

[penny0527]

Jimmies rustled because I had a senior moment.
This morning while making coffee I took my prepared lunch out of the fridge. I then put it on the counter and went after my coffee. And sure enough, that's precisely where it still is now, at home, on the counter, getting warm and putrid. Plus not having my lunch I had to get something at the cafeteria instead, which means greasy, heavy, overpriced junk. Yuck.

I have done this. More than once.

Yesterday I forgot my oatmeal for breakfast and pre-gym snack. Go home at lunch to grab it and let dogs out, come back to work to eat and realize I forgot tortillas for my lunch.

[mhockey9090]

Penny here was our Boston Terrier. Put her down because of a stroke. She was almost 14 yrs old but she was the greatest. Do you know any breeders?

[Keltron]

Jimmies rustled because I had a senior moment.
This morning while making coffee I took my prepared lunch out of the fridge. I then put it on the counter and went after my coffee. And sure enough, that's precisely where it still is now, at home, on the counter, getting warm and putrid. Plus not having my lunch I had to get something at the cafeteria instead, which means greasy, heavy, overpriced junk. Yuck.

I used to do that all the time. I would cook my lunch in the morning then leave it on the counter. What I do know is as soon as I put the cover on the tupperware, I put it next to my front door so I'll never forget it.

Im very absent minded when I'm leaving for work so if in the process of making lunch, I have something on simmer on the stove or something in the oven, I write a note to myself reminding me of it and I tape it to the front door so I don't forget.

[MissChill]

Cleaning the blender. Two times a day with it's tricky little blade ripping my washing up sponge. #First world problems.

[V.I.C]

[Hannah82]

I dunno who this is in this gif....but SBS 2.

[foreverSNAFU]

I dunno who this is in this gif....but SBS 2.

i dunno what sbs 2 is, but it's jason genova...

[Meatros]

That irritates the piss out of me. I'm generally the one who does the dishes in my family (OCD primarily) and for whatever reason I'll be almost done with the dishes and suddenly it's like a an easter egg hunt has begun with dishes - where they will be 'found' everywhere and then put on the counter (not even in the sink). I'm like, when did we buy all these dishes? WTF?

[resilience5241]

Wet socks. Stepped in a puddle this morning caused by someone not picking up an ice cube they dropped. Also can't stand when the bottom of my pants/socks get wet from snow in the wintertime.