Going to the club tonight for the first time by myself (srs)

[mrdot]

Never kissed a girl

Never hugged a girl

Held hands with a girl once in grade 3 ( I still remember that day hnnng )

I'm taking the bus there so I won't be able to drive one of them to my house to smash if I do find a girl that's down



What do I do srs. Legit haven't talked to a girl besides my mom in months. Should I wear my misc shirt there and hope I run into a female miscer that's aware?

[riikonenbe]

stay safe brah

[Cogzwell]

In for outcome.

[NeverGiveUp87]

wat

[montecarlo]

lolled. take pics and post here.

[MiscRealTalker]

So pathetic.

Saying that just smash a few shots and u will be flexing in the mirrors not giving a phuck.

[c0mb1n4ti0n]

hope you deliver or i'll neg u with my measlies

[infinityplus1]

So pathetic.

Saying that just smash a few shots and u will be flexing in the mirrors not giving a phuck.

this but in your misc shirt pls

[dsid1127]

To your question: No. Probably the worst thing you could do. With your stats you can probably stand around and let the ladies mire (no homo). Just take a few drinks and become social.

[Napalmjoe]

Can't you take a taxi home when you find some sloot?
Get a bit drunk (not wasted) to begin with after not even speaking to girls for so long. And put away your phone. Standing around alone with your phone will let you look like the biggest loser.
+ Very important: don't expect too much for the very first time.

[medhead]

Good luck, opie!

[mrdot]

Can't you take a taxi home when you find some sloot?
Get a bit drunk (not wasted) to begin with after not even speaking to girls for so long. And put away your phone. Standing around alone with your phone will let you look like the biggest loser.
+ Very important: don't expect too much for the very first time.

i live with my mom

[Napalmjoe]

i live with my mom

As long as you don't share a bed who cares?
Guess she knows how sex sounds...

[mferrandi]

have fun and stay safe

[Go_Corona]

go to the dance floor and look for a group of girls. Will be easy as fuk after that.

[Inhumanity]

[C-Winger]

Can't you take a taxi home when you find some sloot?
Get a bit drunk (not wasted) to begin with after not even speaking to girls for so long. And put away your phone. Standing around alone with your phone will let you look like the biggest loser.
+ Very important: don't expect too much for the very first time.

This. Taxis aren't that scarce around clubs/dt on weekends, unless it's really late and everyone's grabbing them.

[ctprelude]

Best thing you could do is slam a few shots and get a solid buzz or little drunk and go dance. If you're good looking and the dance floor is decently busy you'll have at least a girl or two want to dance if you're at least somewhat aesthetic.

[Dirtymanjames]

lmfao what club are yuo going to. vancouver brah here

[mrdot]

If I get a taxi back how will she get back home lol I don't want my mom to drive her home in the morning

[Vegatble]

just come up to every girl and say "tell me I'm beautiful"

[SxeSam]

I'm going to a club for the first time tonight too OP. Don't think to much of it. Eye contact and smile. If they smile back go and approach them.

[Dirtymanjames]

If I get a taxi back how will she get back home lol I don't want my mom to drive her home in the morning

Frist of all most girls wont do one night stands , second of all its probably easier to phuck a girl behind a bush then in a house. 100% serious. its all mental

[jeffaz]

If I get a taxi back how will she get back home lol I don't want my mom to drive her home in the morning

Kick her out and make her find her own way home lol

[chXL]

which club?

[Napalmjoe]

If I get a taxi back how will she get back home lol I don't want my mom to drive her home in the morning

Walk her to the next bus stop in the morning or call her a taxi... no really your problem, is it?

[BrocepCurls]

i know you fukkin trollin

[RyGla]

tel lher you left your car at a friends if ur that insecure

[snowyowl]

How is that even possible, you seems to have a great body from your avi (no homo), and you're not a manlet. You must be a 3/10 face wise or you are socially awkward.

[mrdot]

How is that even possible, you seems to have a great body from your avi (no homo), and you're not a manlet. You must be a 3/10 face wise or you are socially awkward.

i have the social skills of a 3 year old