Girl offered me a lifetime supply of blowjobs from her if I do this

[Dwalk916]

She said if you get me lips tattooed on your neck I will give you a blowjob anytime you want. I'm thinking of creating a contract and getting it notarized just to make sure she doesn't back out. So wut do misc do I go ahead and do it?

[Whyusomad]

[i666]

This happened.

edit: Sloots gon Sloot

[mingrey02stg2]

If she breaches the contract, how do you quantify your damages?

[SlimmJimm]

sloots gon sloot

[XTA]

I think you'll be okay since sloots gonna sloot.

[NotANun21]

What about when she gets married?

[Vikingmiscer]

"If she don't suck dick leave the bitch"

"Eat pussy for a balanced nutritous breakfast"

*Loves the sound of pussy farts crew*


+ red

i want to be leaf OP

[BenGetReal]

sloots gon sloot

[darkninja67]

bookmark this site op:

http://www.newskintattooremoval.com/

[FearThisjake]

sloots gon sloot

[Shysty021]

If she breaches the contract, how do you quantify your damages?

If she breaches contract have her pay for tatoo removal, and pain and suffering compensation.

[StanDupcomic]

sloot gon sloot

[Dwalk916]

If she breaches the contract, how do you quantify your damages?

That's what i'm worried about. Maybe I can take her to court and get some money because she breached the contract

[Tunechii]

sloots gon sloot

[velvetmudhole]

Now I understand the redness

[sickwiditbro]

sloots gon sloot

[Hayes21890]

sloots gon sloot

[NecessaryMind]

This sloot gonna give you diseases, Op. She probly fuks whoever for wutever all the fukin time.

[JaxBrah]

You think any woman has enough honor to actually follow through with that deal within even one bj? You better atleast get a years worth of them upfront

[BossDonn]

urine idiot

[TheGainsBrah]

sloots gon sloot

[uwotm7plus1]

sloots gon sloot

if she breaks the contract make her pay u for lifetime blowjobs brah

[headturner1]

Just get a temporary tattoo OP you stupid kunt


Oh ya and sloots gonna sloot

[Shortbus115]

Girls lie.

"Babe, I swear if you let me get a kitten I'll pay for everything and clean the litter box and everything."

"I can't afford the vet bill will you pay it"
"You need to get him fixed"
"Get litter and food next time you go to the store"
"It isn't his fault he tore holes in the wall and ripped up the couch"


"I miss him"

[kasai88]

I'd neg u if I had enough rep..

Ahh fuk it ill neg u anyways

[Brutebeetle]

sloots gon sloot

don't do it OP

[Arcanefrost]

Sloots gon sloot

[Placentabrain]

sloots gon sloot

[NYDiplomat]

Logic flew out the door during that conversation.