- I am pretty close to my female roommate. Been living with each other for a little less than ~1year.
- We're close enough that we talk about private things (i.e. how often she masturbates, her favorite sex acts, openly walks around the apt in her lingerie, etc)
- STORY: I'm usually in the gym around 8pm every day but I skipped out today. Chick roommate walks in to drop off my mail and sees me fapping FURIOUSLY.
- She gasps and quickly walked out.
- Here is the twisted part: Her instagram was up on one screen that she had a clear view of. BUT I was fapping to some other random instagram chick on my second screen. She didnt see the other random instagram chick on my second screen before she walked out.
- IDGAF that she saw me but I had a feeling that she is going to start covering herself. Only thing is she has been acting extremely nice the last couple hours and even gave me some of her dinner.
WTH does this mean?!? She want the cawK or she just pretending that she didnt see anything? FYI I was fapping FURIOUSLY she definitely knew what i was doing
Cliffs
- Roommate caught me fapping tonight.
- Thought I was fapping to her instagram
- She acting super nice and gave me some dinner
pic of roommate
Pic of random instagram chick:
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09-17-2013, 01:02 AM #1Registered User
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LOL... Female roommate thinks I was fapping to her instagram pics.. (PICS)
Last edited by guy3210; 09-17-2013 at 02:17 AM.
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09-17-2013, 01:03 AM #2
lul
if you havent banged her after a year it probably too late anyways doesnt really matterLast edited by wouldberry; 09-17-2013 at 01:10 AM.
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09-17-2013, 01:04 AM #3aaatseN
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Hahahha no way
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09-17-2013, 01:05 AM #4Registered User
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why do you fap to pics *******?
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09-17-2013, 01:05 AM #5Registered User
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People still fap to pictures?
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09-17-2013, 01:05 AM #6Registered User
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Your room mate is a ratchet compared to that other chick.
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09-17-2013, 01:05 AM #7✖ (︶‿︺) ✖
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Lol @ fapping to pics
but anyway, it's not a bad thing that she saw brah{:DSC:}
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09-17-2013, 01:05 AM #8Registered User
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If you don't ask to watch her in return since she saw you doing it then I will jump on a plane, hunt you down and fuking kill you!
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09-17-2013, 01:05 AM #92014 Miscer Of The Year
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tell ur roommate i fapped to her pics opie.. and the random chick srs.
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09-17-2013, 01:06 AM #10Registered User
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you were fapping to a chick lifting weights?
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09-17-2013, 01:06 AM #11registered user
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Idk this feel
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09-17-2013, 01:06 AM #12it's a bench not a chair
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He's 29, he does it the old school wayOriginally Posted by uwotm7plus1
Das id mane - Sigmund Freud
sig is anagram for "dad is mean" which further indicates psychosexual conflict and a desire to replace the father as the maternal object of desire /mindblown - golvmopp
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09-17-2013, 01:06 AM #13Banned
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edit: read it wrong, SMASH HER OP!!!
her vid^^
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09-17-2013, 01:06 AM #14Banned
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Innnn
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09-17-2013, 01:06 AM #15Make peace, don't hate
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OP just smash her
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09-17-2013, 01:06 AM #16Registered User
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Why not just tell her you weren't jerkin your gerkin to her pics, see what her reaction is nomsayin?
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09-17-2013, 01:07 AM #17never go full potatoOriginally Posted by i666
edit: too slow brahGod is dead.
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Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.
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09-17-2013, 01:08 AM #18Registered User
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This is a good thing brah. Sounds like a cool ass roomate though srsly.
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09-17-2013, 01:09 AM #19Registered User
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You have been living with a girl for almost a year and you haven't banged her yet ????
THEN WHY ON EARTH WOULD U WANT TO LIVE WITH A GIRL ?????
LOL'd extremely hard
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09-17-2013, 01:09 AM #20Registered User
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this happened.
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09-17-2013, 01:09 AM #21⚠️⚠️⚠️Alpha Alert⚠️⚠️⚠️
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Put butter on her biscuit
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09-17-2013, 01:09 AM #22Registered User
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brb fapping to pictures
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09-17-2013, 01:09 AM #23Registered User
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lmaoOriginally Posted by JackMigger
and to OP, you should ask her to jack you off srs☆☆☆MISC BOXING CREW☆☆☆
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09-17-2013, 01:10 AM #24Registered Anne Goose
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Lost it at furiously. Now smash her
Sickening.
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09-17-2013, 01:11 AM #25Gold Account
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so she's telling you how she likes to **** and parades around in lingerie, and expects you to not want to phuck her?
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09-17-2013, 01:11 AM #26Registered User
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You haven't talked about the fact she walked in on you jacking off yet?
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09-17-2013, 01:11 AM #27You lift more than me.
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brb fapping FURIOUSLYOriginally Posted by guy3210
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09-17-2013, 01:12 AM #28Never as big as my pump.
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just smash her already OP
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09-17-2013, 01:12 AM #29Platinum Member
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Sure bro, this happened. Right after she caught you fapping, you walked out like a boss from the room and sat at the dinner table like nothing happened. Yeah, this happened.
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09-17-2013, 01:13 AM #30ayyyy lmao
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LMAO at fapping furiously to fitness chicks atg squatting
lmao just lmao, strong dedication to bodybuilding my friend reppedwatchout your comments boyo ↓
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